Christina Aguilera at the Maxim 100th Issue Party

Post #150 – You know it brother! It’s obvious she likes it hard from behind while her circus freak husband yanks on her hair.
Nothing but Donkey Punches and Strawberry Shortcakes for her!

I would give her the best 3.5 seconds of her life!!!!

What’s with the open mouth? If she’s trying to look sexy, it doesn’t work: she looks trashy and vulgar.

#152 – I think it makes her look like Marilyn Monroe, if not more beautiful.

did anyone else just get creeped out by #149? I don’t know what it is but you just gave me the heebie fucking jeebies.
Do you put lipstick on when you’re by yourself? It’s a common question…

- Marilyn Monroe was a size 14. HOWEVER, that was back in the day, when a size 14 was the equivelant to about a size 10 in our day.

- I would bang little Miss X-tina until she squeaked out every last bit of pleasure she could muster, record every minute of it, replay it over and over, and send it into outer space so that universal peace would be achieved. And I’m a straight chick. That’s how hot she is.

- Her boobs aren’t fake. She’s had those sweet tits since she hit puberty. They are just on a rack in a push-up bra.

- Jordan Bratman is his name. The man who interrupted her while she was in a meeting to ask her on a date. Balls galore. So bite me all of you Papa Hot Nuts lovers. ;)

her hair and red lipstick, other than that she looks nothing like marilyn, she is a big nosed runt with deformed legs.

#14 Posted by Chris’sMom:

>There should be a rule that if the person >you are with gets a fake tan you should >too. Look how rediculously pasty this guy >looks.

How true! She’s pretty, but she’d look better if she weren’t the color of an Oompa Loompa.

Marilyn Monroe was a size 47 wide and her tits were totally fake (they were made out of war-bond steel from door handles, hence the term “knockers”). Not only that, she was 7’5″ and could shoot lasers out of her eyes that would turn everything in their path to powdered barbituates.

Is that her Accountant?

lol @ 158! she was also responsible for the immaculate conception of chuck norris.

Equalparts #155… Sorry to break it to you…but X-tina has already admitted to getting implants in a magazine article. They aren’t real…

#114 – A big shalom to you, my non-racist and rapier-witted friend.

Oshkosh is my new hero.

Christina looks high or drunk to me. You know how fungus can grow inside implants sometimes if the doctor didn’t wash his hands when he jammed them in? Maybe now they’ve taken the same reactions that cause fungus and found a way to purposely grow weed inside fake tits. And so I’m guessing that Monroe was also high or drunk like Christina when she was striking these sorts of unnatural airhead poses.

I really want someone to come up with a shirt about this one (hot girl icky guy). Threadless anyone? seriously, someone come up with a good one.

Hey 135

“I’ll do in a pinch?…” I am just assuming that you know for a fact that Britney SPEARS, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera have the same fanbase… can’t imagne however that, that Marilyn-Monroe-wanna-lookalike would appreciate being but in the same class as raunchy “Daisy Duke” Jessica Simpson. I agree with you she’s,(Christina), got a GREAT voice, so why does she have to be a STUPID GIRL?

Ah yes, bad plastic surgery! I know a lot of people probably think they look hot but she’s so skinny that the Grande Canyon is sitting in between each breast. Too skinny a girl getting too big a brest implant means that the gap between her breasts just looks gross. That or she got titty f***ed a little too much.

Aside from the goofy fun bags, that dress is banging and she looks fabulous……and this from a girl who can’t stand this chick. Too much make-up as usual.

Oh well….

Her ass is looking banging. The boyfriend curiously looks like NBA basketball player Peja Stojakovic, with bigger lips.

@166

“I am just assuming that you know for a fact that Britney SPEARS, Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera have the same fanbase”

Yes, I do know that for a fact. Know how? Because I know everything. Yes, EVERYTHING. That is all.

christina doesn’t have fake boobs! She’s probably on the Pill, which will definitely make your boobs HUGE! For some reason the Pill just makes your boobs balloon up. But yeah, her boobs aren’t fake. I think she looks great! :)

that douche looks like a monkey…who still can’t believe he’s married to christina aguilera. what a douche! and she should douche! with her douche husband!

ashleynm88 #171… Please read all the comments before posting. We have in fact come to the conclusion that x-tina has ADMITTED to having implants in a magazine interview. SO SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!

God I hate it when these little 12 year old girls come on here and post this waste of space bullsh*t acting like they f*ucking know everyone and everything. Go play with your barbie dolls or something…damn.

She looks so pretty!!

XD!! there you are!!!! i missed your posts :(
they are so good :)
oh yeah, and xtina looks HOT, i dont care what anyone says, she cleaned up quite nicely!

I use to think Britney was hotter than Christina (that was before K-Fed came along).
Now I’ve got to admit that Christina looks way hotter than Britney. Christina’s man may not be so great looking but he definitely looks HOT compared to K-Fed!
They seem happy together. Good for Christina!

Why does anyone care if they’re fake or real?
If I got her alone in my grandma’s basement she’d get tapped faster than a keg at a frat party.

How did she manage to hide her dick in that dress?

#173, you obviously can’t do math because I’m not 12. Magazines can take all kinds of stuff and twist it so it seems like the person said it themself when they didn’t. By the way, what magazine was it? I would like to read it for myself. Why do you people try to force it that she has implants? People just can’t have big boobs anymore without everyone thinking they’re fake! But seriously, I had a teeny friend like Christina who had AA boobs and she took the Pill to help her acne and she went up to C’s.

Hey #173, there’s a magazine out right now (More Magazine) where Christina say’s herself she HAS NOT had plastic surgery!
“MM: You might be showing less flesh but can we just ask-where did you get those boobs from?
CA: [Laughs]My mom. It’s nature. She was thin when she was younger and then she became voluptuous. The thing is everyone’s weight fluctuates depending on what you’re eating or if you’re on the Pill or not. I like having a bit of thigh now, too.
MM: Fair enough. So have you ever had plastic surgery?
CA: No. I think girls should be proud of the way their bodies are naturally. But if it’s really bothering someone, then why not?”
**See, she hasn’t had plastic surgery! She even mentioned the Pill which I said could be what’s making her boobs huge!
http://www.moremagazine.co.uk

Hey #173, there’s a magazine out right now (More Magazine) where Christina say’s herself she HAS NOT had plastic surgery!
“MM: You might be showing less flesh but can we just ask-where did you get those boobs from?
CA: [Laughs]My mom. It’s nature. She was thin when she was younger and then she became voluptuous. The thing is everyone’s weight fluctuates depending on what you’re eating or if you’re on the Pill or not. I like having a bit of thigh now, too.
MM: Fair enough. So have you ever had plastic surgery?
CA: No. I think girls should be proud of the way their bodies are naturally. But if it’s really bothering someone, then why not?”
**See, she hasn’t had plastic surgery! She even mentioned the Pill which I said could be what’s making her boobs huge!
http://www.moremagazine.co.uk

I she on drugs he must be hung, or have gold on that d*ck, look at the nose!

Why cant she take a normal picture?? She doesnt NEED to look slutty! BTW, he might be well hung but he is definately rich… thats makes any woman look good!

Man, I didn’t even realize Jordan’s existence in those pictures until you guys mentioned his name. Look at the bright side, at least turning slutty is better than turning into a white trash like Xtina’s dearest friend did.

ok i agree her implants are very bad and i think she is hot and i doubt shes as skanky as she appears to be.its called “making money” and sex sells…but my prob is why does everyone say she or any other woman is trying to be but isnt as classy as marilyn monroe.my prob is marilyn monroe isnt as classy as people think she is.1 drugs that she has taken during her life and killed her….2 her numerous affairs with married and not married men while married/not married….3 her plastic surgery…yes she had work done….i suggest reading a bio that isnt just about what was in the newspapers as most were.here i am mother by nancy miracle aka her daughter

114 Tintin – you are right but calling him a jew at every turn comes across rather racist. She’s Ecuadorian but that isn’t said every time. Every time you make a comment about Beyonce do you say Black?

He is ugly but that has nothing to do with being Jewish. Let’s go to England for a week and there you will see some ugly men and woman.

186 – In every photo that he is around she always seems so happy and i think that’s all that matters. Ugly or not, jewish or not she seems happy and that more than can be said about most marriage in hollywood. Just look at Brad Pitts life.

she looks like a bitch…

Christina Uglylera is no Marilyn Monroe ,Christina is A Marilyn Poser bigtime.Christina doesn’t look like this anymore.Monroe would be anywhere from a size 8-12 that to me is perfect.I wish these celebs could find someone else to impersonate, I mean really there’s soo many classic beautys to lead for inspiration and they can’t get over trying to replace Marilyn Monroe like that will ever happen.