Never has my blog more justified itself than in the presence of this hot chick and this douchebag.
Somebody got a boob job as a wedding gift!
God Bless America!!! She looks so awesome lately! The weirdest thing is that this guy always looks so utterly and completely bored. It’s guys like that, though, that turn out to be all wild and super awesome in the sex department. Maybe that’s why she’s with him. Well, not the only reason, but you know what I mean.
what the hell is on the inside of her left arm?
its amazing what an expensive pushup bra and several hours in makeup and a bottle of peroxide can do. their union is explained by the fact that without all of that stuff, she looks just as plain and homely as him.
Looks like a tattoo to me.
i’ve never seen her look so decent!
she really shaped up.
Maybe he never got the memo that she’s a dirrty skank
He looks like a ma ma monkey and she has the worst case of capsular contracture I have ever seen. Nice “boobs.”
Oh come on people…check that brow and those lips. His good looks are completely below the waist.
She’s had boob job for awhile. I think she looks great. They seem like a really happy couple.
I still don’t get this “beauty and the beast” combo. But there is no denying that Christina can sing her ass and every other assorted body part off! Married life and talented MAC artist have made her look hot…better than when she dyed her hair black and was pierced up the ying-yang! I’d rather see/listen to her than hear another idiotic word outta skank whores like Paris Hilton!
ewwwwwwww there veiny
There should be a rule that if the person you are with gets a fake tan you should too. Look how rediculously pasty this guy looks.
Christina would be descent looking if her boob job was a bit better. One seems a little higher than the other, and agreed capsular contraction is present.
But I gotta give some credit to her, she is wearing clothes.
wow, she does look amazing there… shes obviously had her boobs done a couple of times, but who cares? but her husband makes me so upset and confused at the same time… wtf?
What is that weird blue place on her breast? Looks like a bulging vein but I didn’t think your boobs were supposed to do that. Stretch marks maybe? And man that is one fugly dude she married.
oh wow – xtina, i applaud your transformation no matter how many plastic surgeons/peroxide bottles/image consultants it took. you look 10x better than your blonde counterpart brit brit. and props for picking a winner like Jordan – i’m sure he’s fully qualified in area other than looks.
So tacky! God, she didn’t need to go there.
Her nasty implants are made worse with her unnecessary push up bra.
Bad. Bad. bad.
Sad thing is… picture her with small boobs and she’d look better than Britney and Jessica.
didn’t Maxim announce her as this years ‘hottest woman alive?’ & if this is true, what the hell is the world coming to when fug mctart bitter (yes she does hate Brits more than us; pre-fatness)pam look-alikes top such a list? oh, wait i forgot, eva whoregoria topped it last year so it can only get better. slow is the progress however.
Yep, them pontoons is most definitely silicone grown.
Still, I’d fuck her.
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