She looks like hatchet-face from the movie Cry-Baby.
Can the SF at least make one of those overarching umbrella comments that HE WHO IS THE SUPERFICIAL dislikes when lamebanannaswhipperherbiewhateverthe-fuck comes and defiles the site?
BTW, what is she like 2 years old with the stupid “blowing kisses”? Quit blowing your cum breath in my direction.
I think she should just simulate “head”. It would be more realistic on her part.
Oh Look, it’s Gwen Stefani’s ugly cousin.
Considering that both Mariah and X-tina (stupid name) both got enough silicone to run most of Microsoft, it makes you wonder why Whitney never did. Oh that’s right, crack ain’t cheap when smoked in copious amounts. As much as I’d like to say I wouldn’t, Christina would get the pirate eye quicker than you can say “not in the face, not in the face” SPLOOSH
Any other decent person would have backed out of this site a long time ago, seeing as how everyone despises IT. But they’re something haywire in his brain that gets him turned on when verbally bashed. The best punishment is to ignore it.
Ugh, that totally sucks, BigJim. Isn’t this always the case, some fuckface gets to do whatever it wants and ruin it for the rest of us, and they can’t stop it? Lame-ass better hope I never run into it on the streets (I’m sure I’d know it if I saw it) because I’d commence to beating it’s ass. Well, I guess we should all go with Plan B- IGNORE EVERYTHING IT POSTS, NO MATTER WHAT PATHETIC ATTENTION-GRABBING SHIT IT DOES. Thanks for trying so hard though. You are one of the best people on here (the rest of you know who you are) and you make me laugh no matter what.
Has anyone found actual proof that X-tina is a man? I didn’t think Mac produced that much make-up annually…
She should just show her pussy. That’s the only way I could care about a picture of her, if it had her big pussy in hi-res.
Xtina’s fake tits look horrible. And for the love of Jeebus, COME UP WITH A NEW LOOK!!! The whole MM thing has been done to death by every untalented starlet skank for the past 30+ years. It’s old and tired. Please, define your pathetic, useless existence by coming up with an original identity, it would make you way more memorable and interesting.
It’s like some people have no shame, or realization of how much they are hated. It just keeps on blithely posting it’s stupid, pointless comments, expecting us to actually RESPOND to it or something. It MUST be delusional, I cannot think of another explanation. I’m just glad you didn’t let it run you off…that goes to all of you regulars as well.
#44 – That would be very “tongue-in-cheek”
Hey sweetcheeks — where’s my mail?
That video was some seriously funny shit. Do you do any of those moves in your performing?
Great skanks think alike just look back at all the wannabes that have tried this “look” :
Marilyn Monroe (the original talentless whore)
Madonna “original sore” Ciccone
Paris “carrier” Hilton
Christina “dirty sewer”Aguilera
BigJim…you just made me laugh because I was thinking about being naked doing some of those moves and it just made me laugh.
And then I stopped and thought..no really..I wonder if it would work.
BigJim, you wanna be my new manager?
I have to disagree, Xtina is obviously trying her hardest to actually embody the same sort of look as some old hollywood starlet (gawd I am sick of that phrase “old hollywood” it’s the gays fault I swear) and I don’t think it’s marilyn monroe but someone more obscure because I’m sure she thinks she is being so trendy with this bullshit. She’s stuck with this look for awhile now, right? Also she does look haggard so it doesn’t work.
Actually..you know I think the ‘Everybody was Kung Foo Fighting’ segued into “keep on dancing on through the night” would be very appropriate in a strip club environment. And I’d do it just like he did…with the big smile and everything. I bet you I’d get the most tips EVER. And it would just be because i was one funny bitch that didn’t take herself so seriously.
Jim, I’ll split the tips with you!
Hey, #11, those lyrics are just as good as McCartney’s “love, love me do, you know I love you, so please, please, please. please , love me do”. LOL Anyway, Xtina looks like…well Xtina. Her voice is good but that song is just okay (IMO).
I feel like I may have contracted something just looking at that picture.
55-so true, and Madonna looked just as ridiculous.
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