I’m sure that no one else has noticed or even cares, but I can’t stand her fingernails. Especially her thumbnails. I first took note when she was flashing her engagement ring. They’re shaped like toe nails.
Marilyn Monroe? She looks like MM after she went through the spin cycle and came out damp, then got hung up to dry for a long long time. Don’t even compare this skank to Marilyn Monroe. She can only wish. And why do these people think white hair makes them look good?
I have the feeling that touching her skin, with my bare hands, would leave a more greasy-after-feel than me rubbing lard all over some dude.
not that I would know anything like that.
Oh..I have a feeling you DO know something about that, my dear Pinkster. ; )
@24 *cough cough* of course you wouldn’t…
We musn’t not forget people, Marilyn Monroe was also a dirty skank, and dumb, AND a druggie.
We are not gonna go soft just ’cause she’s dead.
stupid no edit.
I fucking love the word “wang.”
That is all.
Zanna: You dirty little slut, let’s pudding wrestle.
The Boycott is Called Off
DO NOT boycott SF this Thursday. I received the following email from the SF Editor:
The only thing we can do is turn off comments completely. We can’t ban IP’s and we tried banning accounts before but they just create a new one and it seems to fuel their stupidity. We’re looking into a better comment system, but until the only option we’d have is to shut down the
comments completely. I dunno, what do you think?
So, since they can’t ban IPs, we are stuck with lamebananafrogwhipper until the technology exists to ban them forever and all time. Being that there is nothing the SF can do about “it”, then I guess it wouldn’t be fair for us to boycott what is an otherwise excellent site. Further, they ARE trying to remedy the situation.
Maybe one day the technology will exist that allows me to reach through my computer screen and strangle lamebananafrogwhipper until its eyes pop out of its retarded head. I could videotape the whole thing and then post it on youtube. That would be cool.
First of all, she looks hot! Marriage seems to be agreeing with her.
I disgree with everyone about the MM look alike “thing”.
I think she is trying to go for more of a Gwen Stefani “thing” because GS is so hot right now. She has just been to slutty in the past to pull it off now.
She still looks hot!
Yeah, with all that money, I would have someone with big boobs offed, and have them tranplant the bigger boobs on me, that way they’d be real. Except I’d have all those nasty staples for a while, and I’d look like Frankentits.
Darn. Now they’ll be no living with HWMNBN.
#30 – You really did your homework! Ok, we tried. Hang in there BigBuddy, it sucks for all of us.
Pink_nip, I think that touching her would feel more like that slimy play-dough stuff that you can make at home. You know? Where it’s sort-of wet and kinda slimy, but very white and soft and smooth. This is making me feel ooky, I’m going to go take a bath now.
P.S. I figured out that feel ooky because it is probably like white marble covered in vagina-slime.
I think only battery acid could make human hair turn that color “blonde.” Or maybe ingesting chlorine tablets with a chaser of muratic acid.
I’m not sure what chemicals it takes to turn human skin that color orange, either… maybe an “iodine wash,” followed by a dip into a vat of pureed carrots.
That is one unholy, unnatural monstrosity.
Too bad HWMNBN has no shame. If it did, surely it would’ve killed itself in a most dramatic and news-worthy way.
all that needs to be done is NOTHING!
do not acknowledge, reference or comment to it, if you ignore it it doesn’t exist.
She is a “bag over the face” like Jennifer Love Blewitt. If you like your girls to look like clowns or Twisted Sister, then she’s the skank for you. When is this ho going to clean up her act? Why doesn’t she just go into pornos already? Whenever I look at her, my dick softens.
Pinky…you are making me horney…cut it out (no don’t).
And BigJim–if they ever come up with the technology that you can reach out and strangle someone….don’t. Reach out with your unit instead. LOL..I love that word..UNIT.
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