Christina Aguilera attended the nationwide launch of Rock The Vote at the Kitson store in Los Angeles last night. You know what makes me love democracy and America and freedom? Pregnant chicks. If you couldn’t tell by the Paris Hilton posts and now this one, I’m feeling very patriotic today. I think I deserve my own monument like the one they made for George Washington. But obviously bigger and with a moat. Maybe add some machine gun turrets on the sides and a Civil War cannon on the top. Yeah, you got me. I want it to be an exact replica of my penis. Right down to the handicap-accessible ramps.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Getty Images
Vince Lombardi | November 14, 2007 at 2:52 pm
SECOND!
lidiya | November 14, 2007 at 2:52 pm
now with more layers of shellac than a stradivarius.
FAT PIG | November 14, 2007 at 2:52 pm
she looks so bloated.
Dj | November 14, 2007 at 2:52 pm
first
Shallo Val | November 14, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Still ugly, still a horrible dresser. Still don’t care. Nuff said.
lux | November 14, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Her makeup looks hideous. What’s with the pink frost Wet ‘N Wild lipstick?
glyniss | November 14, 2007 at 2:54 pm
although pregnant, still hot.
Big | November 14, 2007 at 2:55 pm
#4
nice try jerky
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 2:56 pm
I’m surprised she can vote. Not because she’s pregnant but because she’s a dirty mexican.
Jimbo | November 14, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Nice pointy tits
this is what the nagging bitches have caused | November 14, 2007 at 2:57 pm
“nice try jerky”
jesus
holla@meh | November 14, 2007 at 2:59 pm
she looks like a fucking idiot with all that makeup on and HOLDING her stomach. like LET IT GO. its not going anywhere. (see pic #6) haha
p.s. however, her shoes are super hot.
Italian Stallion | November 14, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Quick, someone steal her lucky charms……..
First!!!!!! yay for me!!!! I made it at last thank Allah! | November 14, 2007 at 3:04 pm
No?
First!!!!!! yay for me!!!! I made it at last! | November 14, 2007 at 3:04 pm
No?
get naked | November 14, 2007 at 3:04 pm
UGLY drag queen rat face.
granada | November 14, 2007 at 3:05 pm
By the time her kid reaches its early teens, her face will be aged some 7-15 years due to all the makeup she’s always wearing (and it doesn’t even flatter her!).
theShizaan | November 14, 2007 at 3:10 pm
I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure the amount of makeup on her cara will cause enough toxins to enter her blood stream and cause her baby to come out looking like a mix between Liza Manelli and Liz Taylor.
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 3:10 pm
I don’t blame her for all the makeup. Spic acne is the worst, because they’re so naturally greasy.
Garnia | November 14, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I think all the makeup toxins will make the baby will look like current-day Michael Jackson.
Dumbass | November 14, 2007 at 3:21 pm
First!
Damnit!
Her makeup must require hours from a team of special effects experts like the ones who worked on Star Trek.
AJ | November 14, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Uh, yeah, she’s got tons of makeup on (what else is new?) but of course she always looks great. Cute dress, love the shoes, and she’s rockin’ the belly!
FRIST!!! | November 14, 2007 at 3:22 pm
She’s still trying to look and act slutty. That’s a little disturbing at this point. Her kid’s going to grow up with an aging slutty embarrassment of a mom. Except if they move to a hispandex neighborhood. Then she’d be the classiest mom around.
lzh | November 14, 2007 at 3:27 pm
“Frist”, really, she is acting slutty right there, blowing a kiss? HA.
Solaera | November 14, 2007 at 3:27 pm
God. Someone please slap some of that spackle off of her face. I think there is still some pretty under there somewhere.
my comment | November 14, 2007 at 3:32 pm
She’s still pretty.
But I do see some cankle development there.
veggi | November 14, 2007 at 3:33 pm
ak. troll. don’t you know I would never say spic. I would never fucking ever say the word spic to fucking anyone. Spic isn’t a word I use. I wouldn’t say spic. Spic isn’t the type of word I woudl fucking use.
Geoff | November 14, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Someone oughta use some SPIC and Span on her face. It’s probably dirt from squeezing under the border fence.
jennay | November 14, 2007 at 3:37 pm
I still think she is a pretty girl and looks wonderful pregnant!!
However, what is wrong with her arm by her armpit in the main picture?
Crotch Kicker | November 14, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Sarah Michelle Geller “It’s just not skanky enough.” But seriously, what would be skanky enough for this whore. We get it, you fuck. Or you had a hippopotamus rammed inside yourself
FRIST!!! | November 14, 2007 at 3:44 pm
#22 was not me.
As for Christina, anyone else think she’s starting to look like a younger version of Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife???..
TheLostGirl | November 14, 2007 at 3:49 pm
WHAT! She’s pregnant, get the f*ck out ;)
loser | November 14, 2007 at 3:58 pm
#12…Gotta love a good pair of Christian Louboutin’s! They’re hott!
BunnyButt | November 14, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Anyone notice how much the husband resembles her armpit in the first photo?
hate her | November 14, 2007 at 4:02 pm
she looks like boy george and her legs have always been fugly.
steve-o | November 14, 2007 at 4:07 pm
she looks like walter cronkite
George Best | November 14, 2007 at 4:09 pm
could she have any more makeup on. Ugly skank.
Jillia | November 14, 2007 at 4:13 pm
uncanny resemblance:
http://www.pspsps.tv/Miss_Piggy_In_Pink_165218.gif
kitty_kat | November 14, 2007 at 4:17 pm
And here I was thinking she would go for a more natural (read: less clowny) look now that she’s pregnant. Jeez, does she ever go anywhere without sixty pounds of makeup on her face?
Debn8r | November 14, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I think she’s beautiful, but she doesn’t need all that makeup.
Kinda cute her husband’s holding what looks to be her purse though o_O
Vince Lombardi | November 14, 2007 at 4:24 pm
I think we know who won the “Emmitt Kelly” eBay auction. Honk your big red nose if you got that one!
kitty kitty | November 14, 2007 at 4:24 pm
#39 of course he’s carrying her purse. he’s a troll and somewhere a bridge misses him. he’s SO fortunate that she lets him stuff her holes with his kosher cocktail weenie.
jenna | November 14, 2007 at 4:27 pm
I actually think pregnancy becomes her! She´s been looking a whole lot better the last couple of months. The only times here I´ve found her beautiful! ;) Otherwise I´ve found her just plain…and sometimes even ugly depending on what make-up she´s using…!
lalaland | November 14, 2007 at 4:27 pm
anyone else thinks she’s lookin more and more like a drag queen these days?
23apples | November 14, 2007 at 4:37 pm
NOW I KNOW WHY SHE MARRIED THAT GUY… he’s the only one who could get close to her makeup-caked face and not vomit.
sdf | November 14, 2007 at 4:38 pm
She’s a spic whore, pregnant with an ugly Jew’s kid, who needs her bondo just to walk out the door.
Lexoka | November 14, 2007 at 4:54 pm
“The Washington monument is stupid, it looks nothing like the guy. It’s more like a tribute to Bill Clinton…”
KamUK | November 14, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Xtina – Alan Titchmarsh called – he wants his trowel back.
CelebrityFanChat Raph | November 14, 2007 at 5:10 pm
She looks bad.
D. Richards (Lover.) | November 14, 2007 at 5:11 pm
I was flipping through pornography thumbs last night, which inevitably lead me to a scat (Dung) Oriented website. So, I click on all the right links and, voila (!), women shitting on each other. The stand-out was this woman sqatting over this other woman’s chest, naked. She pushes, and farts a little, then (!), ejects the most perfect turd right on to the prone woman’s naked flesh. Perfectly between her breasts. What a rush?!
Now I know what you’re thinking, “Dick’s a creap.” “What a fucking sick-o.” All that shit (no pun intended). Well, you’re right, yes, I did feel a little something for the Doo. But, check-it. The reason I mention that boring fucking story is because, when I saw Aguilera, she totally reminded me of excrement.
What-a piece of shit Christina is. Ha!