Christina Aguilera “Ain’t No Other Man” music video

June 20th, 2006 // 66 Comments

Why won’t any of these pop stars let me direct their music videos? Sure they might complain about the nude pillowfight scene at first, but they’ll thank me later when they win the Academy Award for best scene ever captured on film.

NOTE: Yeah, they’ll actually create a new category for the Oscars just to accomodate how awesome my music video would be.

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  1. jane's eyre

    45
    I love that the tuba line is the same in all the songs–

    BUM-bum, BUM-bum, BUM-bum, BUH-buh-buh-buh-

    BUM-bum, BUM-bum,…

  2. Richard

    I’d give anybody here’s left ball or right lab to nail Xtina’s wonderfully skank’d-out lil nutbucket.

    Just sayin’ …

  3. Doppelganger212

    #47..ditto.

    Granted, her husband is kind of ugly, but at least it shows she’s not that shallow. She found someone who cherishes her and makes her happy. Oh, and she actually got to know the guy and let him propose to her. Nothing wrong with that.

  4. NoCalMike

    She tried to look like Marilyn Monroe, but comes off looking more like HATCHET FACE from that movie Cry-baby.

  5. becca11

    that rat can yell really loud… looks like it got into some paint too.

  6. Doppelganger212

    Thank you! FINALLY somebody who is putting something out that sounds DIFFERENT and unique.

    I applaud her b/c she can actually sing BEAUTIFULLY without all the studio tricks.

  7. I wonder if the video is no longer available because they realized there’s a 1-second delay between the audio and video in some segments? We watched it last night on MTV and were mesmerized by the shitty editing.

  8. Mr. Fritz

    Oh God, when is she going to realize her “salad days” have come and gone? She is not attractive at all. I don’t want to read any more posts about how we would get hardons if we saw her in person. The girl is fugly. She does look like Hatchet Face from Crybaby. I am sick of her and Shitney Spears.

  9. HollyJ

    that’s pure unadulterated SHIT

  10. musicdiva235

    I think this song is great and the video is great she is showin and era when people were much more classy and respectable something most of u on this site wouldnt understand.

  11. johnny99

    The video is “no longer available” here, but her performance of this song Live on the 2006 VMA’s was fucking brilliant! A lot of comments on here trash her, but I think she is great. She is head and shoulders above any of the other big name female singers out there. I am more of a jam band fan, but I have to give her credit for being awesome. I like her looks, her dancing, her singing and her ability to pull it all together with a song like this and just flat out ring the bell!! It would be great if more performers would take a few pages from her book regarding live performance. When she hosted Saturday Night Live, the cast goofed on whether she needed to “whore it up” or not to be appealing. Well, my $.02 is that she doesn’t need to whore it up, but I’m glad she does. I agree with one of the comments here that said something like “Who cares. This is just another music video.” But the live VMA performance of this was outstanding! check it out –they are re-playing it as a video on MTV. Peace out.

  12. For God’s sake: STOP HATIN!

    I cannot stand people whinging about how “oh god she’s wearing lingerie in the video – what a total prostitute!” Find me one seriously big female artist who hasn’t done that once or twice in a video/performance. Funnily enough, she’s the one with all the money, not you, so she’s gotta be doing something right.

    Even worse though is this whole “God what era does she think she’s in?” crap you keep spouting. She’s found an era of music she likes and that she’s letting influence her music. Are you complaining bout the heavy 60s/80s ‘New Romantics’ presence there is in a lot of the Indie Rock scene? No, you’re not.

    Leave the poor woman alone. She’s making the music she wants to make, and she’s got every right to. It’s not taking away from your life and if it is it’s your own fault for being so damn dramatic.

  13. I don’t know… she’s talented but not original. everything she does is a big rip off of much better singers like Etta James and Arethra Franklin. even the name of this song sounds like a rip off of some other song, u kno the one that goes like: “ain’t no body /loves me better / makes me happy / makes me feel this way” sort of gimmicky. not a fan of the porn-star chic look either…

  14. beefcake

    it’s definetly gutsy, but got to give it to the girl for knowing what she wants and going for it. she’s got the balls, the voice, and the talent to back it too. unlike other artists out there, she actually put out a well thought out piece of work that not only references but respects styles of our musical history. she intellectually fuses different genres of music to create a new sound all of her own. she is hands down, one of the best vocal talents in the industry today. i applaud her for going against the grain and being the individual she is. she is an artist, she has a vision, and she should express that in any way she feels. this was all well executed during her live performance on the mtv movie awards show. her presence, confidence, and skill was undeniable.

    and for all the haters out there,
    just because you don’t like her or her music for whatever reason doesn’t mean that it’s bad…. i don’t particularly like country music for example, but i know that it’s not all that bad especially for the people that like it. i can appreciate that. that is obviously a genre of music that needs just as much talent as any other and deserves just as much respenct as any other. we should all be so lucky to be blessed with the talents these artists possess.

  15. rach

    uhhh….who really fucking cares?? if you like the song, listen to it. if you don’t, don’t listen to it. simple. *shrug*

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