Ask anyone – man, woman or child – what’s the first thing that comes to mind when they think of Christina Aguilera, and I guarantee the answer will be “huge awesome breasts.” So imagine my surprise to find out she actually has a nice butt. That’s like discovering your Xbox has a vagina. Or if you’re woman, discovering that, well, your Xbox has a vagina. We’re not so different are we, guys and gals?
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EPIC | April 1, 2009 at 6:00 pm
FIRST
J | April 1, 2009 at 6:01 pm
She looks like shit.
not first! | April 1, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Ha!
kels | April 1, 2009 at 6:06 pm
she’s cute. much cuter than those other skanks trying too hard like lindsay lohan.
patrickridyard@yahoo.com | April 1, 2009 at 6:06 pm
i will tag that ass all nite longs.2#you suck balls all nite long
VtFarmboy | April 1, 2009 at 6:06 pm
J she may look like you say but atleast the girl can sing. Which is more than you can say about most former disney Ho’s.
Quint | April 1, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women.
PunkA | April 1, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I bet she has a nice nice vagina too. Too bad she is married to such an unattractive, dorky dude. But I;d tag her. Jordan can watch and learn if he wants.
Jimbo | April 1, 2009 at 6:10 pm
I jus farted
Taco Hell | April 1, 2009 at 6:12 pm
She does have a nice butt. It’s not a boyish butt. Defenders of Kim Kardashian seem to think that anyone who finds KK’s butt gross must prefer anorexic butts and boyish butts, but this is not true. Nor does Christina have to hide her butt from photographers by carrying a huge handbag, as KK does, or by standing at weird angles that are obviously designed to be as flattering to her butt as possible, as KK does. Conclusion: CA has a nice butt and KK does not.
I wonder if we could get CA, Heidi Montag, and Megan Fox to participate in a bare butt contest exclusively for The Superficial. KK can’t participate because we already know that unless photos that show her bare butt are heavily doctored, her bare butt is just plain ugly to look at. I’m willing to donate something that could be given as a prize to the winner. I have one of those things that automatically sorts coins and puts them into wrappers. Heidi or Megan might be willing to bare their behinds for a chance to win an automatic coin sorter/wrapper, but I don’t know about Christina.
I have an old container of fiber powder that I’d be willing to donate to Kim, but I honestly think she’s beyond hope and that the best thing for her would be to practice deep acceptance of the truth, which is that her butt is really gross and will remain that way for the rest of her life.
Ali Knievel | April 1, 2009 at 6:13 pm
It’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. They’re really the same person.
Obama | April 1, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Year after year property values fall and crime increases from our inner cities
to the suburbs. This is in correlation to the growing number of gated communities appearing. It seems that people want to maintain their sense of
value in their assets which is in a big part, their property.
Year after year social welfare programs increase for the african americans who spread from the inner cities to the suburbs bringing their crime and drugs. They also (through social programs) purchase homes at a reduced price and begin to destroy them and introduce their callous disregard for the well being for the humans around them.
Does this sound familiar? Do you want to read the truth?
Mike | April 1, 2009 at 6:17 pm
I love the giant feet on the chick pictured with her in #3
jesus | April 1, 2009 at 6:17 pm
butt? down here in hell we call them “dumpers”
Charley Kane | April 1, 2009 at 6:22 pm
I never thought i would say this about this woman but she actually looks good – one of those women who looks better without all the crap on her face.
Number 12, if you want to spread your political views start your own blog and stop spamming entertainment sites.
Tom K | April 1, 2009 at 6:38 pm
She looks good without all that makeup! I’m suprised!
johnny | April 1, 2009 at 6:41 pm
JEEZ , Please come up with some new material. This journalist sucks!
Grandpa | April 1, 2009 at 6:42 pm
#12 This site is for fun, if you want to talk politics go somewhere else….with that being said go fuck yourself!!
Airmail | April 1, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Great Pictures! Thanks Fish!
FRIST!!! | April 1, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I decided I own the internet, and I’m kicking some of you off
Rough Daddy | April 1, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Yeah child birth kind of enhances that backside,,,shes such a party pooper without the smile,,,and I meant that tongue in cheeks…
Papa Bear | April 1, 2009 at 6:48 pm
I would totally do a threesome with her and her ugly as fuck husband if that was the only way to have some playtime with her. Do I need help or is that reasonable?
Rhialto | April 1, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Who is she? I almost don’t recognize her.That’s quite some time ago.
Mike Hawk | April 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Yes a thousand times over. I met her once on hot_millionairemarriedtoaplatypusrolledindogshit.com, She was seeking a very public open relationship with two girls, a cup and a donkey. Why dont you having some fun with her profile and join in the partying with scissor kicking?
robyn | April 1, 2009 at 7:00 pm
not gonna lie, i thought you would comment on her matronly outfit….
Darth | April 1, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Great ass!
NATALIE | April 1, 2009 at 7:22 pm
SHE’S A HOTTIE. TALENTED TOO. RARE…
Joe | April 1, 2009 at 7:24 pm
She looks so hot.
feckless | April 1, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Just a simple girl. With a ton of makeup on. Kind of like Cindy
Crawford in the raw.
Jen | April 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I think she looks like a dude dressed up as a chick. It only seems like she looks good to some of you because you are so used to seeing her with a thousand pounds of makeup on and wearing something black and shiny that is accesorized with a whip!
R KElly | April 1, 2009 at 8:05 pm
ugly nose and legs.
Frist is out | April 1, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Frist I have decided you have yet to say anything funny or interesting so you are out. Bye.
Americanwhitetrash | April 1, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Still can’t get over why she married Gollum from LOTR.
roro | April 1, 2009 at 9:22 pm
that’s a lovely pinched face
farty mcshitface | April 1, 2009 at 9:33 pm
after several years and such, it is a bit of a surprise to see she has developed some legs and an ass worth looking at. i thought she would always have a pair of toothpicks for legs and one of those scrawny/flabby butts that are just gross. she still has a ways to go but, i am intrigued.
weaselspeed | April 1, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Just because she isnt wearing tons of eye makeup doesnt mean shes not wearing a lot of makeup…. shes wearing tons…. Ewww. Pther than that, she looks good! glad she lost the baby weight that was making her face look like an allergic reaction.
sick | April 1, 2009 at 10:46 pm
she looks like a wigger and a transexual all at once. the writer must be a retarded piece of shit.
Ugly | April 1, 2009 at 10:49 pm
shes ugly as sin. her skins looks filthy, her nose is huge and she can’t dress.
Arroyo | April 1, 2009 at 11:51 pm
come on, her breasts are so grotesque – 1st they were totally faked up, then she got pregnant, and it got worse.
she’s always had a very nice ass.
gerard Vandenberg | April 2, 2009 at 12:27 am
MOVE OVER, I feel terrible sick now.
THE RESTROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bleh | April 2, 2009 at 1:07 am
I’m surprised that the Superficial writer missed this:
http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/musicimages/christina_aguilera_swimming_pool.jpg
Teddy | April 2, 2009 at 1:12 am
she has a nose only a jew could love ..oh snap! Jordan is a JEEEW
and why didn’t they should of named their child Shylock?
as for the ass it’s subpar…she got fat and wow got a big butt and must of freaked out since her next move was to get gaint implants to proportion out her figure and distract us from her rear..end…SOunds like something a self hating white or latino female would do…most Black women have too much self esteem to hate on their bodies by hacking them up perpetuate some ideal
NO ORIGINAL NOT AN ARTIST BY ANY MEANS sorry
Teddy | April 2, 2009 at 1:13 am
she has a nose only a jeew could love ..oh snap! Jordan is a JEEEW eew
and why didn’t they named their child Shylock again?lol
as for the ass it’s sub par…she got fat and wow got a big butt and must of freaked out since her next move was to get giant implants to proportion out her figure and distract us from her rear..end…SOunds like something a self hating white or latino female would do…most Black women have too much self esteem to hate on their bodies by hacking them up perpetuate some ideal
NO ORIGINAL NOT AN ARTIST BY ANY MEANS sorry
marta | April 2, 2009 at 1:18 am
she married him for his money
music industry is full of them semitic ppl
not to mention Hollywood and the financial sector
u can thnk the jews for the federal reserve, income tax, kosher food tax and yah did I mention the economic collapse??
b1tch | April 2, 2009 at 1:49 am
She has a great natural voice, huge fake tits and a FLAT ass. Where the fuck did you get nice from? It looks pretty flatty bangin to me.
shimmy | April 2, 2009 at 3:02 am
It’s a good thing that, in most of the pictures, she’s either standing sideways to the camera or the camera only takes a pic of her thighs and above.
Or else we’ll find ourselves looking at her ugly, mishapen bowy-woowy poopin short calves which, by the way, the skinny jeans help to accentuate. The ugliness.
And what ass? Me no see no ass.
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Blah | April 2, 2009 at 4:52 am
No, sorry, this girl is not very attractive. She’s bow legged and she wears waaay too much makeup. So much so that its hard to see what she really even looks like. I’ll never understand that because on the rare occasion I’ve seen her “natural” she has the most gorgeous skin and skin tone. She’s the type of girl with such flawless skin that she doesn’t need makeup. I would kill for that. And yet she smothers it with layers of ugly, tacky looking makeup. It drives me crazy. Other than that she’s not very pretty. Talented, but just a soso face. The best thing she has going for her is her skin. The tits are fake and kind of gross and veiny.
Erica | April 2, 2009 at 5:05 am
That’s nice for a wide, flat one I guess.
jimmy | April 2, 2009 at 5:50 am
whats with her size 12 feet lolol