Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman were spotted in New York last night celebrating Bratman’s 30th birthday with a Hawaiian themed party. And judging by his expression I’d say he had a blast. I’ve seen children who just found out they have cancer that look happier than this.
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LOL @ Chauncy Gardner’s sound effects and lyrics(?). Esp. the long Braaaatman.
yum! because wimmin who wear body stockings with swimsuits are soooo hot! just ask kirsty ally!
HE IS NOT CUTE.
IN THE LEAST.
(He must be very nice.)
HE IS NOT CUTE.
IN THE LEAST.
(He must be very nice.)
He looks so BUMMED. My boyfriend should give me some diamonds and flowers just because I would never do this to him.
Somebody finally told her to lay off the tanning bed. That orange shit does not look good. You live in California for fuck’s sake. Just lay out in your back yard and only tan the ass and the titties in the bed.
As ugly as this fucking guy is he should be happy he sleeps in the same bed as Christina Aguilera. On another note, if this dude is hitting it then he is truly God’s child and is blessed for life.
what an ugly couple.
check this out, it’s better… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAcpLiw4qt4
Okay this guy MUST have a big wang and/or is fabulous in bed because he looks like a creepy troll-man.
Is it just me, or does anyone else think he looks like a cartoon mouse?
IT’S HEDWIG AND YITZAK!!!!
The guy is the kind of coyote ugly that when he wakes up in the morning, she’s trying to gnaw his pecker off.
Does Xtina strike anyone else as venturing into Boy George territory?
If that was a Hawaiian-themed party, what the fk is she supposed to be? Since when do Hawaiians dress like cheezy hotel maids?
It’s Fievel! Fievel Mouskowitz from American Tail! That’s who he looks like!
AM I THE ONLY ONE DISGUSTED BY THIS COMMENT:
I’ve seen children who just found out they have cancer that look happier than this.
HORRIBLE!!!!!
Um, Gwen Stefani called; she wants her one-piece swimsuit from her last tour.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mSAUhsN00tE
her make=up lookz
like zhit…….
hez got dumbo earz.
damn U think all
that money, he
would have them
pinned back….
You’d look like that too, if you tried to kiss your wife on the cheek and all you get is an inch of makeup caked on your lips. Doesn’t leave a good taste in your mouth for sure!
Her mother must have forgotten to potty train her. Otherwise, she wouldn’t still be wearing diapers. Poor thing.
Well I see Xtina is fat again. Man, she is ALWAYS copying Britney Spears. Britney married white trash, then so did Christina. What next, Chris gonna pop out two kids in a year and a half too? Britney is chubby and so now is Xtina, LOL. Despite the big voice, poor poor Christina will always be SECOND to Britney, which is kinda sad. I hear that Xtina’s new album is not selling very well. Time to get Stripped and dirrty again.
You folks act like you’ve never seen that spoiled semite “I smell kitty litter” look etched on the faces of yahudeys from Loowong Island to Pwahm Springs. The last time that rat-faced spawn of a moneylender ever experienced adversity was the day of his Bris. He needs to get chased around by some Cossacks or sumpn, jar him out of his privileged hell. Then he’ll learn how to play the violin or embroider hannukah hats, some kind of contribution so he can experience the joy of giving . Friggin parasite. Not to sound hateful or bitter, though.
I bet he has a hairy back, too.
LOL SO TRUE!
Why the hell did she marry him? He must have a huge, huge wang. But even so – WTF
Never underestimate the power of a giant shlong! And the power of bleach and the power of gallons of makeup!
He’s really sad that she isn’t wearing enough makeup
today. Only 14 layers, not 20.
Hope she doesn’t get preggo .. that’d be an ugly fucking baby
Is there a reason she’s not wearing a ring?
I think she is pregnant. Either that or she is really chunking up. Her face looks really swollen in these pics and so do her boobs. That would also explain the hideous white thing tied around her waist.
That’s one ugly jewboy.
#72=Brittney(mommiefreakindearezt)
can not sing..thatz why she fakez
it like Ashlee Simpzon, azzhole…
chriztina on the other hand, can
sing the shit outta anyone, bitch.
stop kizzen mommiedeareztz azzhole,
she can’t do anything except, wear
shitty clothez, drezz like a 14 yr.
old, and of courze ignore her kidz!
…. umm … nothing
what’s that on the inside of her left arm?
and what are those big things on the side of his head….wait those are his ears
I don’t care how big a man’s penis is, ugly is still ugly.
Um… two things. WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING ON HER LEGS? Are those orthopedic support tights?
Also, when the page first loaded, I didn’t even recognize her. I thought, “Who is the horse-faced blonde I’ve never seen before?”
What the hell is she wearing?!!
Also, forgive me for stating the obvious but that husband of hers is butt-ugly. I do like Christina but this is…EWW.
Just when you thought things were taking a turn for the better…
why do these stars always marry – instead just buying a dog when they need some unpretentious company?!
Well I think it is (don’t know the right word here) great to see that Christina married someone that isn’t really good looking, but probably married him because of his personality.
Looks like she’s hiding a baby bump.
#83
I counted eight “S”es in your post!
His shirt says he’ll get “leid” tonight….
He looks like an idiot haoulie tourist and he knows it. She dressed him, I’ll bet.
#79
What are you talking about? Ugly parents have adorably cute babies… and then those babies grow up to be just as fugly as the parents.
What’s up with the two red marks on her arm? It looks like she got drunk one night (or sober, if you really wanna psychoanalyze her) and tried slitting her wrist. Except, of course, she never finished kindergarten and thinks her elbow is her wrist.
Besides that, she’s still hot. If you like looking at trannies who can’t dress them themselves.
Did we just go an entire day without a Li-Ho, Shitney, or Parasite post? That’s got to be like one of the seven seals or four horsemen.
Why must she wear Tammy-Faye makeup all the time? Sheesh. Sometimes less is more.
I love that I click on one of the photos and the add at the bottom of the page is ‘collectable barbies’ !! :D
I’d still hit it, and her husband can’t even buy decent kicks! Fool.
Raptor Porn
She’s the ugliest tranny that i’ve ever seen.
I’m sure I’ve got it…He looks bored because he spends his nights BONING CHRISTINA AGUILERA. A Hawaiian-themed party? YAWN.