Thank God her stylist finally made this girl change her red lipstick to a cute shade of pink. Plus superfish guy, in the 5th small pic, you can kind of see some of her nipple….not that I was looking that hard.
Hey, she’s looking alot better than Britney thats for sure
Good looking and smart too. Smart you ask? Why yes, she’s hanging out with ugly chicks to make her look even better.
I know when I dream of having 3 girls at once, I want them to look like a photoshop color demo (blend the left and the right and you get the middle one). Also it’s important for one girl (right) to look like she still has her dick, which she waves around using her Ultimate Fighter hands and forearms. And still has blood on her tongue from the last girl she “ate”.
God I’m so fuckin hard right now…
Oompa Loompa doompa dee doo
She is soooo orange. Only up to her hair line. Doesn’t she make enough money to have a professional stylist ensure her tan looks real? Horrid. Fake tan much?
I’m looking at this picture and my tongue is all swollen and hanging out of my mouth and I’m drooling all over my purple ostrich tippet.
Her husband is a lucky, lucky man. I don’t say this about many dudes, but I’m way better looking than him too…
Maybe Britney saw these pics while flipping through a magazine in the waiting room.
Had to be the reason she attempted suicide.
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE.
Shake ‘n bake.
Gwen Stefani blood red lips are totally out and nude lips are way hot. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to buy batteries for my tongue vibrator.
No fake tan here….the dress is so tight it’s just squeezed her areolas into her face.
What’s with the bruise on her leg?!? Her husband better not be hitting her or he might get a beat down from the JandalOf DOOM! – Or, more likely, she might leave him.
… She ain’t pretty, she just looks that way.
I’ve always thought her face (esp. snout) resembles that of a daschund. Or a greyhound.
Do any of you really think she is cute??? Or is this sarcasm? I’ve always imagined women on Mars or Mercury looking something like this. When she performs does she wear really big red shoes and have a squirting flower on her lapel?
I mean, no, Ted.
I do not think she is cute. She is Operation Clambake.
Super hot… I would hit that until it split down the middle….
#17 – she might not be the most beautiful woman in the world, but I’d fuck that hard little body until it broke in half.
I think she’s a lesbian though – that can be the only explanation for her ugly-as-sin husband.
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