Christina Aguilera

June 9th, 2004 // 1 Comment

When you’ve reached a certain level of sluttery, it becomes almost natural that your underwear just sort of disappears. In a prime example, here’s our good friend Christina at the MTV Movie Awards. I had a quick chat with her after the awards show and asked her why she didn’t bother to wear underwear with her outfit, considering people could literally see her ass crack. “When you’re as slutty as me, wearing underwear just gets in the way of things. Plus with this fantastic dress, just a pull of the string and I’m naked! Now let’s have crazy sex in the parking lot with my two midget friends and that donkey.” I was tempted to take her up on her offer, but decided my life would be better off without genital herpes and the 48 other STD’s I would undoubtedly catch.

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  1. I havent ever herd a song from Christina. Shes the best and not just takes his time, like other artists who throw up! Im inlove with Woohoo. good song to get dirrty too lol I love that X-Tina is back. Stripped 2.0 This is serious I hope the album is like the legendary album Stripped. Xtina and Nicki tooked Just every bitch in the industry

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