Christina Milian’s Nipple Suction Cup Thing Didn’t Work

Now that we’ve discussed the systematic methods of an alleged serial rapist and how’s he been allowed to roam free for over half a century because Hollywood, let’s switch gears to the pressing topic of Nipples: Where can I see one? Here’s Christina Milian at the premiere of Focus where apparently her areola suction cup device failed because I’m staring right at it and wondering how the hell it even works. Does it milk her? Should I start putting suction cups on my hand? I’m not going to lie, this post is more questions than answers. Can she climb walls with it?

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