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- Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller‘s divorce is official, which means Brooke can look forward to her Charlie-sponsored coke temptation at around $55,000/month in child support payments as well as a settlement totaling nearly 2 million dollars. [Popeater]
- The allure of directing a movie about Channing Tatum‘s real-life stint as a male stripper has convinced Steven Soderbergh not to retire. I really wish I was making this up, as well as the films title Magic Mike. [Huffington Post]
- Jason Sudeikis confirms my long held suspicion that January Jones will in fact cut you if you put a baby in her, then almost talk to the press about it. [Dlisted]
- Prince Harry did not fully perform his duties as best man. [Lainey Gossip]
- Because he failed to seal the deal with this. [Fox 411]
- Lindsay Lohan wants to be taken seriously as an actress. As evidenced by this photo spread which accentuates both of her huge acting abilities. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Halle Berry gives some love to a random guy who may or may not be Billy Dee Williams. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- The Navy SEALS that took out Bin Laden deserve some love. If we could send them these, we would. [theCHIVE]
- The 20 Hottest Photos Of Devon Alexis: American Made, suck it terrorists. [Heavy]
- I can’t believe I’m writing this, but in no way should this be as good as it actually is. [BuzzFeed]
- And Justin Bieber getting egged is as good as you want it to be. [Celebslam]
- I guess Victoria’s Secret decided Candice Swanepoel doesn’t really need to start eating after all. [Popoholic]
- Lea Michele can’t stand the sight of her own kind being forced into manual labor on the busy streets of New York City. [Starpulse]
- Clean yourself up. [Maxim]
- Best Summer Bodies in Sports [Bleacher Report]
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How does Tara Reid’s doctor keep getting work?
Done. You win.
holy shit good one, just what I was thinking!
like a boss
Photo Boy posts a lot more often. Fish had better watch out – that vacation might be permanent.
Though “The Photo Boy” doesn’t quite have the same ring for the website name.
WTF is going on with her abs? Disgusting! If I could put a bag over her head and hit it from the back – I’d bang her.
lipo u moron
Lipo that is done well shouldn’t look like this. Botched lipo. Plus why are you so rude? You’re a bitch.
Oh shut up. She look better than your GF or wife and you know it. I hate ppl commenting on things just to “be funny on the internet”. Let me guess you’re gonna say “SMH” or the “oh wait…” sarcastic statement. STFU and be original.
It’s called ‘having a baby.’ Takes a little time for the skin to tighten back up. Other than that, I don’t see a damn thing wrong with her.
She’s gorgeous!
did she just eat 5lbs of marbles?
What’s up with black girls and ugly tattoos?! Even the prettiest ones ruin their body with some ugly ass tattoos. I’m not against tattoos like some people, but 99,999% of them look really ugly.
Wow, well for one she isn’t black. Just because her skin is dark doesn’t make her black. You know there are hispanics as dark as Wesley Snipes right? She is hispanic you sound stupid but it’s just really ignorance. Also, I didn’t know black women had the ugly tattoo industry monopolized. Bombshell the white trash Nazi supporter looks horrible but no mention of her because she didn’t fit your racist stereotype.
If you’re as intelligent as a fella gets, then how did you derive a specific race being targeted for ugly tattoo wearing from the statement “I’m not against tattoos like some people, but 99,999% of them look really ugly.” I don’t see any race being singled out in that sentence. But of course one can observe an UNintelligent person with extreme racial sensivities would run the meaning of the first 2 sentences into the 3rd sentence, but OH NO you can’t POSSIBLY have done that, because you’re so intelligent, right? Dumbass.
It looks like she has a baby foot for a cock.
stupid
It’s unbelievable how immature you guys are. That is a beautiful, natural body. In case you’re unclear on the concept, It’s called child birth, and despite you all pretending that you wouldn’t give your right nut to have her for just one night in the futon you sleep on in your mother’s basement, she looks amazing. I’m totally kidding. She needs to spackle up those divets, and I’m talking the spackle that comes from True Value, not like the man-spackle in the sock under your futon, which clearly she’s already had her share of.
‘beautiful, natural body’??? Don’t remember implants, lipo ripples and tattoos being talked about in the Garden of Eden.
the skin on her belly looks more like a lipo than childbirth effect. Look for instance how does Miranda Kerr look like.
and Christina’s belly looks like Tara Reid’s, who doesn’t have kids
Why is that Sharpei carring that baby?
I’m not usually into darker chicks, but she looks pretty fucking good IMO.
I would kick that stupid Glee bitch’s PETA-loving ass all the way to the north pole if I saw her on the street. Replace horses with cars, she says… Oblivious to climate change and global warming are we? Go ahead, save the horses, you silly cunt. Then they can drown with you when the ocean swallows up NYC.
You. Are. A. Complete. Moron.
Read the stupid shit you just wrote.
Hoping you live in NYC too.
You’re fat. And ugly. Nobody actually likes you. Shut up.
That’s a nice, tight booty.
She obviously had a post-baby lipo, the lumps can tell!!
get rid of the fucking belly ring. It’s not 1998 anymore.
It would have been unforgivable to not to have an ass shot of her
Sorry she couldn’t keep the baby weight gracefully instead of doing lipo. She is a very sexy girl, but they screwed her stomach up . . .
oh no, looks like she got the tara reid special on her belly. what a shame.
how could this lazy bitch not have the time to get in shape rather than resort to a botched lipo surgery? and then she walks around in a bikini as if she doesnt look like someone that took some buckshot to the belly.
What is the deal with all the lumpy flat bellies? I never had seen one in my life until the last 10-11 years.
lipo and tummy tucks….
That my friends is what an ass is supposed to look like. I can hear “God bless America” being sung in the background when I look at this pic!
Nice butt, but kinda small and average,but she’s a beautiful young lady..
Anyone need some loose belly skin?
Hopefully this baby won’t grow up to be as dumb of a cunt as her mother is.
Looks like Lisa Turtle just farted. Poor baby.
The rear view is still pretty fine.
JESUS CHRIST, what happened to her “belly”, folks?
She looks 200 times better than the chick you last banged. Just because you can comment, doesn’t mean you should.
are you Christina herself, that you’re “defending” her so much. Liposuction often brings such an effect on a skin, and i find it quite disgusting. I would seriously prefer if a girl had a bit more fat if the skin was not damaged. Still, there is still a chance and cosmetic procedures for that skin to recover. They can make magic these days. For instance – J.Lo. had visible stretcmarks in March, that somehow seem to fully disappear in April, I still don’t know how (both were -I believe – unphotoshopped pictures from public events with JLo belly exposed – stretchmarks March, no stretchmarks April)
poor thing, she’s got Kate Gosselin belly….
Jesus what do you expect she just had a baby!!! Not everyone can be so perfect as you must be to make this comment.
and a hairy leg?
eww her stomach looks gross, but i still love her.
she makes tramp stamps look good.
that’s a rash