Christina Milian is in a Bikini, Too
and Other News

May 2nd, 2011 // 50 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller‘s divorce is official, which means Brooke can look forward to her Charlie-sponsored coke temptation at around $55,000/month in child support payments as well as a settlement totaling nearly 2 million dollars. [Popeater]

- The allure of directing a movie about Channing Tatum‘s real-life stint as a male stripper has convinced Steven Soderbergh not to retire. I really wish I was making this up, as well as the films title Magic Mike. [Huffington Post]

- Jason Sudeikis confirms my long held suspicion that January Jones will in fact cut you if you put a baby in her, then almost talk to the press about it. [Dlisted]

- Prince Harry did not fully perform his duties as best man. [Lainey Gossip]

- Because he failed to seal the deal with this. [Fox 411]

- Lindsay Lohan wants to be taken seriously as an actress. As evidenced by this photo spread which accentuates both of her huge acting abilities. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Halle Berry gives some love to a random guy who may or may not be Billy Dee Williams. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- The Navy SEALS that took out Bin Laden deserve some love. If we could send them these, we would. [theCHIVE]

- The 20 Hottest Photos Of Devon Alexis: American Made, suck it terrorists. [Heavy]

- I can’t believe I’m writing this, but in no way should this be as good as it actually is. [BuzzFeed]

- And Justin Bieber getting egged is as good as you want it to be. [Celebslam]

- I guess Victoria’s Secret decided Candice Swanepoel doesn’t really need to start eating after all. [Popoholic]

- Lea Michele can’t stand the sight of her own kind being forced into manual labor on the busy streets of New York City. [Starpulse]

- Clean yourself up. [Maxim]

- Best Summer Bodies in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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  1. j/k

    How does Tara Reid’s doctor keep getting work?

  2. hmna

    Photo Boy posts a lot more often. Fish had better watch out – that vacation might be permanent.

    Though “The Photo Boy” doesn’t quite have the same ring for the website name.

  3. Donald Trump

    WTF is going on with her abs? Disgusting! If I could put a bag over her head and hit it from the back – I’d bang her.

    • Fanny

      lipo u moron

      • Big Ass Bunny Feet

        Lipo that is done well shouldn’t look like this. Botched lipo. Plus why are you so rude? You’re a bitch.

    • wtf bruh

      Oh shut up. She look better than your GF or wife and you know it. I hate ppl commenting on things just to “be funny on the internet”. Let me guess you’re gonna say “SMH” or the “oh wait…” sarcastic statement. STFU and be original.

  4. Christina Milian Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s called ‘having a baby.’ Takes a little time for the skin to tighten back up. Other than that, I don’t see a damn thing wrong with her.

    She’s gorgeous!

  5. did she just eat 5lbs of marbles?

  6. m.

    What’s up with black girls and ugly tattoos?! Even the prettiest ones ruin their body with some ugly ass tattoos. I’m not against tattoos like some people, but 99,999% of them look really ugly.

    • IntelligentAsFellasGet

      Wow, well for one she isn’t black. Just because her skin is dark doesn’t make her black. You know there are hispanics as dark as Wesley Snipes right? She is hispanic you sound stupid but it’s just really ignorance. Also, I didn’t know black women had the ugly tattoo industry monopolized. Bombshell the white trash Nazi supporter looks horrible but no mention of her because she didn’t fit your racist stereotype.

      • If you’re as intelligent as a fella gets, then how did you derive a specific race being targeted for ugly tattoo wearing from the statement “I’m not against tattoos like some people, but 99,999% of them look really ugly.” I don’t see any race being singled out in that sentence. But of course one can observe an UNintelligent person with extreme racial sensivities would run the meaning of the first 2 sentences into the 3rd sentence, but OH NO you can’t POSSIBLY have done that, because you’re so intelligent, right? Dumbass.

  7. DOucHe BaGELs

    It looks like she has a baby foot for a cock.

  8. It’s unbelievable how immature you guys are. That is a beautiful, natural body. In case you’re unclear on the concept, It’s called child birth, and despite you all pretending that you wouldn’t give your right nut to have her for just one night in the futon you sleep on in your mother’s basement, she looks amazing. I’m totally kidding. She needs to spackle up those divets, and I’m talking the spackle that comes from True Value, not like the man-spackle in the sock under your futon, which clearly she’s already had her share of.

    • Jock McCrock

      ‘beautiful, natural body’??? Don’t remember implants, lipo ripples and tattoos being talked about in the Garden of Eden.

    • dr.jimmy

      the skin on her belly looks more like a lipo than childbirth effect. Look for instance how does Miranda Kerr look like.

  9. CC

    Why is that Sharpei carring that baby?

  10. Deacon Jones

    I’m not usually into darker chicks, but she looks pretty fucking good IMO.

  11. Satan's bitch

    I would kick that stupid Glee bitch’s PETA-loving ass all the way to the north pole if I saw her on the street. Replace horses with cars, she says… Oblivious to climate change and global warming are we? Go ahead, save the horses, you silly cunt. Then they can drown with you when the ocean swallows up NYC.

  12. Christina Milian Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a nice, tight booty.

  13. Christina Milian Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She obviously had a post-baby lipo, the lumps can tell!!

  14. Clarence Beeks

    get rid of the fucking belly ring. It’s not 1998 anymore.

  15. Christina Milian Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    It would have been unforgivable to not to have an ass shot of her

  16. It had to be said

    Sorry she couldn’t keep the baby weight gracefully instead of doing lipo. She is a very sexy girl, but they screwed her stomach up . . .

  17. Christina Milian Bikini
    tha docta
    Commented on this photo:

    oh no, looks like she got the tara reid special on her belly. what a shame.

  18. tha docta

    how could this lazy bitch not have the time to get in shape rather than resort to a botched lipo surgery? and then she walks around in a bikini as if she doesnt look like someone that took some buckshot to the belly.

  19. Sugar

    What is the deal with all the lumpy flat bellies? I never had seen one in my life until the last 10-11 years.

  20. Christina Milian Bikini
    Honest Abe
    Commented on this photo:

    That my friends is what an ass is supposed to look like. I can hear “God bless America” being sung in the background when I look at this pic!

  21. Christina Milian Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone need some loose belly skin?

  22. me

    Hopefully this baby won’t grow up to be as dumb of a cunt as her mother is.

  23. Derrr

    Looks like Lisa Turtle just farted. Poor baby.

  24. tlmck

    The rear view is still pretty fine.

  25. the captain

    JESUS CHRIST, what happened to her “belly”, folks?

  26. wtf bruh

    She looks 200 times better than the chick you last banged. Just because you can comment, doesn’t mean you should.

    • dr.jimmy

      are you Christina herself, that you’re “defending” her so much. Liposuction often brings such an effect on a skin, and i find it quite disgusting. I would seriously prefer if a girl had a bit more fat if the skin was not damaged. Still, there is still a chance and cosmetic procedures for that skin to recover. They can make magic these days. For instance – J.Lo. had visible stretcmarks in March, that somehow seem to fully disappear in April, I still don’t know how (both were -I believe – unphotoshopped pictures from public events with JLo belly exposed – stretchmarks March, no stretchmarks April)

  27. Christina Milian Bikini
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    poor thing, she’s got Kate Gosselin belly….

  28. Christina Milian Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus what do you expect she just had a baby!!! Not everyone can be so perfect as you must be to make this comment.

  29. Christina Milian Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    and a hairy leg?

  30. Christina Milian Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    eww her stomach looks gross, but i still love her.

  31. Christina Milian Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    she makes tramp stamps look good.

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