Christina Milian is in a Bikini, Too
and Other News

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- Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s divorce is official, which means Brooke can look forward to her Charlie-sponsored coke temptation at around $55,000/month in child support payments as well as a settlement totaling nearly 2 million dollars. [Popeater]

- The allure of directing a movie about Channing Tatum’s real-life stint as a male stripper has convinced Steven Soderbergh not to retire. I really wish I was making this up, as well as the films title Magic Mike. [Huffington Post]

- Jason Sudeikis confirms my long held suspicion that January Jones will in fact cut you if you put a baby in her, then almost talk to the press about it. [Dlisted]

- Prince Harry did not fully perform his duties as best man. [Lainey Gossip]

- Because he failed to seal the deal with this. [Fox 411]

- Lindsay Lohan wants to be taken seriously as an actress. As evidenced by this photo spread which accentuates both of her huge acting abilities. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Halle Berry gives some love to a random guy who may or may not be Billy Dee Williams. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- The Navy SEALS that took out Bin Laden deserve some love. If we could send them these, we would. [theCHIVE]

- The 20 Hottest Photos Of Devon Alexis: American Made, suck it terrorists. [Heavy]

- I can’t believe I’m writing this, but in no way should this be as good as it actually is. [BuzzFeed]

- And Justin Bieber getting egged is as good as you want it to be. [Celebslam]

- I guess Victoria’s Secret decided Candice Swanepoel doesn’t really need to start eating after all. [Popoholic]

- Lea Michele can’t stand the sight of her own kind being forced into manual labor on the busy streets of New York City. [Starpulse]

- Clean yourself up. [Maxim]

- Best Summer Bodies in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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