Christina Hendricks Was Definitely At The Emmys

August 30th, 2010 // 169 Comments

I may not have watched or even known/cared the Emmys were on, but I can safely tell you there were only two things there last night and you’re looking directly at them. Oh, and also that red-headed chick. Wait. Where did she come from? Did someone leave the portal to Ireland open again? — Oh, no, my potato garden. Quick, distract her with whiskey and Catholicism! The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you! *dangles bottle of Jameson’s on a string*

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  1. Christina Hendricks at the Emmys
    Eric
    Commented on this photo:

    That microphone doesn’t stand a chance..

  2. joe

    IF i PLAY hide the sausage with those…
    will i ever find the sausage?

  3. Apoc

    I don’t understand why everyone is calling her fat. You don’t have to find her attractive, but geez you can see her collarbones sticking out, and look how thin her arms are!
    I don’t get how so many people confuse wide feminine hips and real (though ridiculously big) breasts with being overweight.

  4. Doctor

    Christina is very cute.

    Dr. Max, http://bestfatburner.me

  5. Christina Hendricks at the Emmys
    jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s an image for you to ponder. Christina stripped naked and on her hands and knees. Two nipple suction pumps attached too her massive udders, milking her tits and filling gallon jugs. Maybe throw in 5 big-dicked black guys stroking their dicks and ready to fuck her. Comment if you like.

  6. Christina Hendricks at the Emmys
    jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Drench those melons with hot creamy cum.

  7. Christina Hendricks at the Emmys
    jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone ready for a gang-fuck of this delicious fuck-toy? She needs some DICK!!!

  8. Christina Hendricks at the Emmys
    jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    I wanna get her PREGNANT!!!!!

  9. Christina Hendricks at the Emmys
    JJJJJ
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s not a “very fat woman”. God damn, some of you are retarded. I swear.

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