Christina Hendricks Was Definitely At The Emmys

I may not have watched or even known/cared the Emmys were on, but I can safely tell you there were only two things there last night and you’re looking directly at them. Oh, and also that red-headed chick. Wait. Where did she come from? Did someone leave the portal to Ireland open again? — Oh, no, my potato garden. Quick, distract her with whiskey and Catholicism! The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you! *dangles bottle of Jameson’s on a string*

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