I may not have watched or even known/cared the Emmys were on, but I can safely tell you there were only two things there last night and you’re looking directly at them. Oh, and also that red-headed chick. Wait. Where did she come from? Did someone leave the portal to Ireland open again? — Oh, no, my potato garden. Quick, distract her with whiskey and Catholicism! The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you! *dangles bottle of Jameson’s on a string*
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Whoa
exactly
I would really love to stick my penis in her for the rest of my life…or until i get sick of her and need to move on.
She is the most Fuckable woman out there right now.
MEH!! I am not that impressed to be honest. It is pretty much the same routine she uses over and over again, nothing new. Plus, her head is the same size as one of her breasts, that is just weird.
u need to go back to looking at dudes. her breasts are epic
Crackin’ tits.
Sick, sick, sick you are! Those helium balloons are as REAL as Pamela Anderson’s!!! She can’t fly on airplanes, helium explodes in pressurized areas. Who knows, with funbags like those, she might have a surprise between her legs, like LADY GA GA.
they be real darlin’ ..
a rarity in hollywierd
you wouldn’t know a real titty if it hit you in the face moron ..
them’s REAL …jealous?
can’t buy those baby ..
Sorry to disappoint, but they’re disgustingly fake; get a boob job, sure, but must you block out the sun ? She’s as gross as Coco.
Wow, “TOWN COCK” & “Kelley” are some serious ignorant people. If you guys took even a few seconds to search this girls name, you’d know that her breasts are real. Women can grow breasts that big without being obese, especially with all the hormones a lot of modern day milk has, this is a proven fact. It’s fairly uncommon for them to get that big, but it’s certainly not unheard of. A simple search for big natural tits porn can easily confirm this.
Also, what, you think just because they look perfectly round shaped in that picture that they are fake? Ever heard of a fucking push up bra? Women as endowed as her have to wear fairly large cupped bra’s, and have them on pretty tight to pull off a dress like that, or there shall be nip slip’s and boob pop’s abound.
So learn to be less ignorant in the future and do a little research before opening your mouth and acting like you know better than everyone else.
You might drown motor boating those.
Man, Jeff Goldblum looks like shit.
Let me be perfectly clear about Ms. Hendricks.
1. I don’t care about her “as a person”
2. Her thought, goals, fears, desires – mean nothing to me
3. I don’t give a rat’s ass about her “feelings” about anything remotely political
I JUST WANT TO SUCK ON HER TITS.
Thank you. Now, go and enjoy your Monday.
True
Preach.
I guess there were 3 seats in reservation for her.One for herself and two for her puppies.
Those tits were made for one thing and one thing only. Placing my schlong in between them with a bottle of KY jelley beside, and riding them like a bull in a rodeo. Of course with such light skin, it’s going to be tough to see my splooge spots drizzling down their sides. I sure hope this woman has the curtains and the carpet matching. She would be one hell-uv-wild ride with a fiery love triangle down below.
jesus christ that’s some big ol titties! if only her face were as sweet
Bleh!
I would give anything for 30 minutes with those
Momma!! Love it!!
my god she is perfect. love those huge fucking titties!!!
I want to see her use the shake weight.
BEEEEEYOI-YOI-YOING!!!
Now those are some tig bitties!
It should be a requirement that all actresses in Hollywood do porn to start their careers. That way we can see them naked when their young and hot, not when they’re scraggly and old. Plus you know most of these Hollywood chicks are blowing and riding their way to the big time, they might as well have it on film.
Well Done Whitey! I totally agree. IF we can get them in to porn first we can save so much time searching for a glimpse and finally get what we want. We can then vote to allow them to continue or force them to retire.
This chick is just beautiful! So was Anna Nicole Smith…let’s see where this takes us. Hope we get nudes or at least some “slips” soon.
the 70s were kinda like that. tits in your first few and u were set. fuckin reagan years ruined everything
..when their young and hot what does what?
I just came…twice.
I fucking love this chick
Big F–King deal, Nothing to get excited about here.
you must prefer cock and balls in your face then…
You gotta be kidding, Hugh Gentry, what do you prefer?
Spencer Pratt? Is that you?
1000CC FOR SURE!!! ehehehehehehehehe
Plastic tits. Are they something to get excited about?
Then you must love Tila Tequila.
Phony is IN!
Or, you know, not…seeing as how they’re real.
Uh uh. I watched her walking up the stairs when Mad Men won best drama. Those puppies are very real. They were jiggling all over the place. If I were a heterosexual male, I would have been very excited.
you jealous honey ..
that is the real thaaaaaang but how would YOU know that?
dumbshit. those are real tits. she’s fatter than your typical beanpole, so a lot of it will go to the tits.
you can’t compare a real woman with a no talent midget elf like Tila.
According to Backes, the only way women can have large breasts is if they have implants — which Christina definitely does not have
How can she even breathe with those big motherfuckers in her face??
If you saw her paycheck, you’d know how.
Holy man her on top of and watching those bounce . . . . wait for it . . . priceless!
God she is disgusting .. not only is she a ranga (bad enough) but she has overfilled water balloons for tits.
she’s not a ranga she’s blonde
(ok she’s a bottle ranga if you insist — but note the lack of freckles..)
Typical jellous female…
Typical virgin male who’s actually never had a meaningful relationship in his like. HERPADERP I’D FUCK DEM TITTAYS! Key word: would. As in, you never will, ever. Please, we love being enlightened as to how much you “would” fuck someone else. Do, go on.
She does remind me of my second wife, the good parts that is. She is a true redhead, it’s all in the complextion, and yes those bad boys are real. As for all of you children with worthless opinions based on nothing but your internet “research” when your brave enough to leave your mothers shelter you may actually get to caress something so lovely as her.
I’m only mad because I make Snooki look like Kate Perry, I also have hairy nipples.
I hope I’ve explained the reasons for my bitchy comments adequately.
You sure it wasn’t the Golden Globes? ba-ZING!
I remember her from Firefly. She used to be pretty.
Now she’s a mockery. I mean, hooray and all that for big breasted women. But why does she have to wear dresses that are cut and fit so she looks like a circus clown?…
…. or the misshapen front end of a monster truck?
What a sad piece of work she is.
I think we’re all missing how wide her damn hips are.
Nope, didn’t miss it, just think it looks good on her.
That makes her a real woman. Something to hang onto while I watch them bad boys bounce around. Fuck yeah!
fuck yeah man
Man this fat cunt can’t dress for shit. That dress is actually worst than that tribble garbage that she wore a few months back
And why does she keep making the mistake of thinking that if she constantly shoves her playdoh tits up in people’s faces that no one is going to notice her ugly joker face?
If you’re looking at her dress, you have a major issue.
You might be gay, look into it.
those tits are bigger than some girls’ asses. and better shaped. she basically has an ass chest.
…holy shit another unfunny and wholly boring comment I must replicate…
ok mighty wise one since ur obviously a top writer or english professor, would you have prefered ‘ass chested’? ‘butt chested’? i made the connection that i hadn’t seen prior. at least im thinking.
I don’t think it’s easy to act with a body like she has.Everything will be moving at the same time.
She’ll turn you instantly into a pumpjack.
It would be a nodding donkey In Darth’s case.
Hugh Gentry, I bet your so fat you can’t even see your cock and balls. I prefer women that are real. Kelly Brook, Jessica Alba, Jessica Beal, Lindsay Lohans tits are way better than this fat bitch.
FIRST
Big, ugly tits. They’re out there like melons on a tray.
EXACTLY. I am not thrilled by her picture, unlike the virgin neanderthals going ape for her.
Her joker face and playdoh tits are not attractive at all
Can I have a slive of them there melons? I ain’t no virgin, I just know a fine real woman when I see one. I’m surprised you woman ain’t applauding her for not being the typical skinny skeleton.
Slice*
Disregard my comment, I’m a jealous cunt.
I am glad that she gets so many posts on this site. I’m in love with her dress!
most awsome woman alive
I’m always in the minority in thinking she looks ridiculous. In a dress that fit and didn’t smoosh her boobs into one gigantic floppy load, she’d be the most gorgeous and sexy woman alive. Instead she ends up looking like my 80-year-old grandma who has one scary huge uniboob. I prefer my breasts to have a space in the middle for motorboating.
I think she looks ridiculous too
Tig-ol’-bitties!!!
Implants, 1000CC I dfon’t care I love it Very very much
Bombshell
EWWWWWWWWW fire crotch is ugly!!!!!!! and her chest looks awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost as bad as her face.
I was getting kinda tired of her, but damn!
She looks ridiculous. Obviously the boys on this site think she is hot cuz she has big tits. Most girls with big tits are fat unless they are fake tits. This chick has a homely ass joker face and her tits are always smushed up to her chin with makes her look even heftier then she is. She is straight up fat, not thick, not athletic just flabby and fat. Why even bother being in shape when all men want is a pair of fat, sloppy udders on a short dumpy body. This chick is one big mac from Christy Alley territory. Feel free to call me a hater but I’ll take my 22in waist and B cups over this sloppy, lazy looking body ANY DAY.
You’re not a hater, sweetie, you’re just a liar. Straight up. No one believes you and we all know you wouldn’t have written anything if you weren’t jealous of the attention she’s getting. You may take your B cups over her but no one else would.
Yea, when I find women unattractive, I tend to also get really riled up, pissed off, and start spewing my measurements.
Guys like tits. Deal with it.
she looks like a joke. only nerds think this is hot . she looks like a medieval times geek. she is white as paper and would look like some slob 45 year old mommy in a bathing suite without her corset… guys on message boards say they would take this over kate moss – but kate moss dated johnny depp and look at this chicks husband…
Project much?
you a lyin jealous bitch ..
you mean 220 inch waist dontcha ?
Not to mention you can see her ‘support’ thru the dress. That girdle is sucking her in so far I really do not even know how she is breathing.
She’s pretty. Of course, I’ve always been biased toward redheads. Can’t say I like the fringes of the dress.
Does the dress have good padding and her breasts are naturally that big or does she have implants? I can’t always tell by looking.
She is a very fat woman big boobs or not. She looks depressed and medicated. This woman is not appreciated for anything but her uncomfortable chest. Kill yourself now I recommend.
You’re severely retarded.
Nevermind, I suck cock.
wow angsty much? disregarding her chest, the rest of her body is quite good. sure compared to A-list celebrities and supermodels she looks chubbier, but i’d wager that her natural body would fit into the healthy range of the BMI (body mass index if you’re an idiot)
also, don’t joke about depression or drugs and no-one should ever be told to commit suicide.
stay happy, stay strong, say hi to your mum for me
fat and pasty
lol omigod, the only part of her that is fat has nipples. Idiot.
That dress looks absolutely painful. It doesn’t fit her right and the style and color does do her justice. But it gets attention and that is what most people in LALA land want.
I just don’t get the fascination with her. Sure she’s got ridiculously huge boobs, but otherwise, “meh.”
She was at the emmy’s. Her breasts arrived a minute before she did. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
you were at the emmys? or are ya’ just one fat ugly bitch ..lol
she gots the guns !
all woman on the REAL side ..
YAY-YAH
gawwwwwwgeous !
GAWWWWWWWWGEOUS !!!!
finally a beautiful natural woman !
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!