I may not have watched or even known/cared the Emmys were on, but I can safely tell you there were only two things there last night and you’re looking directly at them. Oh, and also that red-headed chick. Wait. Where did she come from? Did someone leave the portal to Ireland open again? — Oh, no, my potato garden. Quick, distract her with whiskey and Catholicism! The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you! *dangles bottle of Jameson’s on a string*
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Marcus | August 30, 2010 at 9:32 am
Whoa
GUY | August 30, 2010 at 10:48 am
exactly
I would really love to stick my penis in her for the rest of my life…or until i get sick of her and need to move on.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 30, 2010 at 11:23 am
She is the most Fuckable woman out there right now.
F*ck you back dude | August 30, 2010 at 3:06 pm
MEH!! I am not that impressed to be honest. It is pretty much the same routine she uses over and over again, nothing new. Plus, her head is the same size as one of her breasts, that is just weird.
nameless | August 31, 2010 at 10:21 am
u need to go back to looking at dudes. her breasts are epic
Vandal | August 30, 2010 at 9:34 am
Crackin’ tits.
TOWN COCK | August 30, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Sick, sick, sick you are! Those helium balloons are as REAL as Pamela Anderson’s!!! She can’t fly on airplanes, helium explodes in pressurized areas. Who knows, with funbags like those, she might have a surprise between her legs, like LADY GA GA.
beaute | August 30, 2010 at 1:16 pm
they be real darlin’ ..
a rarity in hollywierd
slob | August 30, 2010 at 1:25 pm
you wouldn’t know a real titty if it hit you in the face moron ..
them’s REAL …jealous?
can’t buy those baby ..
Kelley | September 1, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Sorry to disappoint, but they’re disgustingly fake; get a boob job, sure, but must you block out the sun ? She’s as gross as Coco.
Kakkoii | September 3, 2010 at 1:43 am
Wow, “TOWN COCK” & “Kelley” are some serious ignorant people. If you guys took even a few seconds to search this girls name, you’d know that her breasts are real. Women can grow breasts that big without being obese, especially with all the hormones a lot of modern day milk has, this is a proven fact. It’s fairly uncommon for them to get that big, but it’s certainly not unheard of. A simple search for big natural tits porn can easily confirm this.
Also, what, you think just because they look perfectly round shaped in that picture that they are fake? Ever heard of a fucking push up bra? Women as endowed as her have to wear fairly large cupped bra’s, and have them on pretty tight to pull off a dress like that, or there shall be nip slip’s and boob pop’s abound.
So learn to be less ignorant in the future and do a little research before opening your mouth and acting like you know better than everyone else.
Marcus | August 30, 2010 at 9:34 am
You might drown motor boating those.
elvis | August 30, 2010 at 9:35 am
Man, Jeff Goldblum looks like shit.
Crabby Old Guy | August 30, 2010 at 9:38 am
Let me be perfectly clear about Ms. Hendricks.
1. I don’t care about her “as a person”
2. Her thought, goals, fears, desires – mean nothing to me
3. I don’t give a rat’s ass about her “feelings” about anything remotely political
I JUST WANT TO SUCK ON HER TITS.
Thank you. Now, go and enjoy your Monday.
Geo | August 30, 2010 at 11:09 am
True
Jones | August 30, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Preach.
Bimbamboing | August 30, 2010 at 9:49 am
I guess there were 3 seats in reservation for her.One for herself and two for her puppies.
RtSS | August 30, 2010 at 9:49 am
Those tits were made for one thing and one thing only. Placing my schlong in between them with a bottle of KY jelley beside, and riding them like a bull in a rodeo. Of course with such light skin, it’s going to be tough to see my splooge spots drizzling down their sides. I sure hope this woman has the curtains and the carpet matching. She would be one hell-uv-wild ride with a fiery love triangle down below.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 30, 2010 at 9:55 am
jesus christ that’s some big ol titties! if only her face were as sweet
Bleh | August 30, 2010 at 9:56 am
Bleh!
music fan | August 30, 2010 at 10:05 am
Now those are some tig bitties!
Righty Whitey | August 30, 2010 at 10:09 am
It should be a requirement that all actresses in Hollywood do porn to start their careers. That way we can see them naked when their young and hot, not when they’re scraggly and old. Plus you know most of these Hollywood chicks are blowing and riding their way to the big time, they might as well have it on film.
CARLO | August 30, 2010 at 11:10 am
Well Done Whitey! I totally agree. IF we can get them in to porn first we can save so much time searching for a glimpse and finally get what we want. We can then vote to allow them to continue or force them to retire.
This chick is just beautiful! So was Anna Nicole Smith…let’s see where this takes us. Hope we get nudes or at least some “slips” soon.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 30, 2010 at 1:02 pm
the 70s were kinda like that. tits in your first few and u were set. fuckin reagan years ruined everything
Ninny | August 31, 2010 at 1:50 am
..when their young and hot what does what?
Matrim | August 30, 2010 at 10:13 am
I just came…twice.
I fucking love this chick
BigDaddy | August 30, 2010 at 10:14 am
Big F–King deal, Nothing to get excited about here.
Hugh Gentry | August 30, 2010 at 10:16 am
you must prefer cock and balls in your face then…
Viv | August 30, 2010 at 2:24 pm
You gotta be kidding, Hugh Gentry, what do you prefer?
JR | August 30, 2010 at 11:24 am
Spencer Pratt? Is that you?
joho777 | August 30, 2010 at 10:20 am
Plastic tits. Are they something to get excited about?
Then you must love Tila Tequila.
Phony is IN!
Matrim | August 30, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Or, you know, not…seeing as how they’re real.
MrsEllis | August 30, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Uh uh. I watched her walking up the stairs when Mad Men won best drama. Those puppies are very real. They were jiggling all over the place. If I were a heterosexual male, I would have been very excited.
beaute | August 30, 2010 at 1:20 pm
you jealous honey ..
that is the real thaaaaaang but how would YOU know that?
anonym | August 30, 2010 at 7:23 pm
dumbshit. those are real tits. she’s fatter than your typical beanpole, so a lot of it will go to the tits.
you can’t compare a real woman with a no talent midget elf like Tila.
bitch PLEASE | August 30, 2010 at 10:27 am
How can she even breathe with those big motherfuckers in her face??
jumpin_j | August 30, 2010 at 1:08 pm
If you saw her paycheck, you’d know how.
Boo | August 30, 2010 at 10:30 am
Holy man her on top of and watching those bounce . . . . wait for it . . . priceless!
Jade | August 30, 2010 at 10:36 am
God she is disgusting .. not only is she a ranga (bad enough) but she has overfilled water balloons for tits.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 30, 2010 at 10:49 am
she’s not a ranga she’s blonde
dudeatdudedotdude | August 30, 2010 at 10:53 am
(ok she’s a bottle ranga if you insist — but note the lack of freckles..)
guy rossissi | August 30, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Typical jellous female…
Anon | August 30, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Typical virgin male who’s actually never had a meaningful relationship in his like. HERPADERP I’D FUCK DEM TITTAYS! Key word: would. As in, you never will, ever. Please, we love being enlightened as to how much you “would” fuck someone else. Do, go on.
IbdaJudge | September 1, 2010 at 9:30 am
She does remind me of my second wife, the good parts that is. She is a true redhead, it’s all in the complextion, and yes those bad boys are real. As for all of you children with worthless opinions based on nothing but your internet “research” when your brave enough to leave your mothers shelter you may actually get to caress something so lovely as her.
Jade | September 2, 2010 at 4:27 pm
I’m only mad because I make Snooki look like Kate Perry, I also have hairy nipples.
I hope I’ve explained the reasons for my bitchy comments adequately.
Chris | August 30, 2010 at 10:42 am
You sure it wasn’t the Golden Globes? ba-ZING!
GamerEdie | August 30, 2010 at 10:48 am
I remember her from Firefly. She used to be pretty.
Now she’s a mockery. I mean, hooray and all that for big breasted women. But why does she have to wear dresses that are cut and fit so she looks like a circus clown?…
…. or the misshapen front end of a monster truck?
What a sad piece of work she is.
Tyler | August 30, 2010 at 11:06 am
I think we’re all missing how wide her damn hips are.
Matrim | August 30, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Nope, didn’t miss it, just think it looks good on her.
Vandal | August 30, 2010 at 3:23 pm
That makes her a real woman. Something to hang onto while I watch them bad boys bounce around. Fuck yeah!
brody | September 1, 2010 at 10:27 am
fuck yeah man
ken ortega | August 30, 2010 at 11:18 am
Man this fat cunt can’t dress for shit. That dress is actually worst than that tribble garbage that she wore a few months back
And why does she keep making the mistake of thinking that if she constantly shoves her playdoh tits up in people’s faces that no one is going to notice her ugly joker face?
jumpin_j | August 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm
If you’re looking at her dress, you have a major issue.
paul | September 2, 2010 at 4:29 pm
You might be gay, look into it.
Darth | August 30, 2010 at 11:20 am
I don’t think it’s easy to act with a body like she has.Everything will be moving at the same time.
Nero | August 30, 2010 at 11:24 am
She’ll turn you instantly into a pumpjack.
Rhialto | August 30, 2010 at 11:29 am
It would be a nodding donkey In Darth’s case.
BigDaddy | August 30, 2010 at 11:46 am
Hugh Gentry, I bet your so fat you can’t even see your cock and balls. I prefer women that are real. Kelly Brook, Jessica Alba, Jessica Beal, Lindsay Lohans tits are way better than this fat bitch.
Carolyn | August 30, 2010 at 11:57 am
Big, ugly tits. They’re out there like melons on a tray.
McKev | August 30, 2010 at 12:06 pm
EXACTLY. I am not thrilled by her picture, unlike the virgin neanderthals going ape for her.
ken ortega | August 30, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Her joker face and playdoh tits are not attractive at all
Vandal | August 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Can I have a slive of them there melons? I ain’t no virgin, I just know a fine real woman when I see one. I’m surprised you woman ain’t applauding her for not being the typical skinny skeleton.
Vandal | August 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Slice*
Carolyn | September 2, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Disregard my comment, I’m a jealous cunt.
stevie | August 30, 2010 at 11:59 am
most awsome woman alive
Douchariffic | August 30, 2010 at 12:00 pm
I’m always in the minority in thinking she looks ridiculous. In a dress that fit and didn’t smoosh her boobs into one gigantic floppy load, she’d be the most gorgeous and sexy woman alive. Instead she ends up looking like my 80-year-old grandma who has one scary huge uniboob. I prefer my breasts to have a space in the middle for motorboating.
Mama Pinkus | August 30, 2010 at 7:26 pm
I think she looks ridiculous too
Racer X | August 30, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Tig-ol’-bitties!!!
firecrotchusuck | August 30, 2010 at 12:10 pm
EWWWWWWWWW fire crotch is ugly!!!!!!! and her chest looks awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Almost as bad as her face.
me22 | August 30, 2010 at 12:14 pm
She looks ridiculous. Obviously the boys on this site think she is hot cuz she has big tits. Most girls with big tits are fat unless they are fake tits. This chick has a homely ass joker face and her tits are always smushed up to her chin with makes her look even heftier then she is. She is straight up fat, not thick, not athletic just flabby and fat. Why even bother being in shape when all men want is a pair of fat, sloppy udders on a short dumpy body. This chick is one big mac from Christy Alley territory. Feel free to call me a hater but I’ll take my 22in waist and B cups over this sloppy, lazy looking body ANY DAY.
KL | August 30, 2010 at 12:47 pm
You’re not a hater, sweetie, you’re just a liar. Straight up. No one believes you and we all know you wouldn’t have written anything if you weren’t jealous of the attention she’s getting. You may take your B cups over her but no one else would.
MrsEllis | August 30, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Yea, when I find women unattractive, I tend to also get really riled up, pissed off, and start spewing my measurements.
Guys like tits. Deal with it.
ehh not always | August 30, 2010 at 9:46 pm
she looks like a joke. only nerds think this is hot . she looks like a medieval times geek. she is white as paper and would look like some slob 45 year old mommy in a bathing suite without her corset… guys on message boards say they would take this over kate moss – but kate moss dated johnny depp and look at this chicks husband…
jumpin_j | August 30, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Project much?
slob | August 30, 2010 at 1:22 pm
you a lyin jealous bitch ..
you mean 220 inch waist dontcha ?
me22 | August 30, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Not to mention you can see her ‘support’ thru the dress. That girdle is sucking her in so far I really do not even know how she is breathing.
freebie | August 30, 2010 at 1:00 pm
That dress looks absolutely painful. It doesn’t fit her right and the style and color does do her justice. But it gets attention and that is what most people in LALA land want.
MarkM | August 30, 2010 at 1:02 pm
I just don’t get the fascination with her. Sure she’s got ridiculously huge boobs, but otherwise, “meh.”
jumpin_j | August 30, 2010 at 1:13 pm
She was at the emmy’s. Her breasts arrived a minute before she did. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
slob | August 30, 2010 at 1:23 pm
you were at the emmys? or are ya’ just one fat ugly bitch ..lol
beaute | August 30, 2010 at 1:17 pm
GAWWWWWWWWGEOUS !!!!
finally a beautiful natural woman !
YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
The Listener | August 30, 2010 at 1:24 pm
She’s pretty. Of course, I’m biased to redheads. Her breasts are HUGE. I’ve gone to a few websites and there seems to be no general consensus as to whether they’re real or fake. Either way, they’re FANTASTIC.
hiya | August 30, 2010 at 1:27 pm
it’s quite obvious they’re real …
ya’ll don’t know what real tittys are ..
organically grown , no additives , no preservatives ..
ya’ll is jealous as hell …
can’t buy those babies no way no how !
a goddess ..
get over it ya fat ugly slobs ..
you WISH !
AHAHAHAHAA
LEB | September 1, 2010 at 5:43 am
No, it’s quite obvious they’re FAKE. Real boobs aren’t rounded on top like that… nor do they look like soccer balls inserted into flesh pockets.
She’s probably naturally chesty (Cs or even Ds), but she’s been augmented.
Signed… an owner of a pair of boobs.
PsychoBitchFromHell | September 3, 2010 at 1:01 am
Those are not fake!!! My tits look like that when I wear a bra that fits. If most women actually took the time to get measured and find a great underwire bra, their’s would be rounded on top too.
Mine are rounded on top plus I am tan which accents how round they are (some use bronzer to accent their breasts to make them look larger and rounder). I am an owner of a pair of GG breasts!!!
P.S. Most women have one breast bigger than the other, but you buy a bra to accommodate the larger one!
JustSayin | August 30, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Looks like one boob is higher than the other one in every pic. Now that I’ve seen it, can’t unsee it.
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 30, 2010 at 2:23 pm
SHE LOOKS RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH BONING AND CORSETING IS AROUND HER WAIST TO MAKE HER APPEAR TO HAVE A WAISTLINE YOU KNOW SHE GETS HOME AND PLOPS ALL OUT ON THE COUCH WITH HER UGLY BOYFRIEND
SuperMhario | August 30, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Oh my. What funny proportions.
snarkyscreenname | August 30, 2010 at 3:25 pm
I go back and forth about Christina. Her features are pretty enough, but she’s a fake redhead. And her body is disproprtionate thanks to those mongo tits.
I mean, seriously, the woman is wearing a corset. You can see the fold from it buckling under the weight of her tits. She’s a big girl and thats why she has big tits. She is just trying to conceal her porker tummy with a waist cincher. Good for her, but her head is too little and that hair cut only makes it look funnier.
snarkyscreenname | August 30, 2010 at 3:35 pm
And for fuck’s sake, the puffy sleeves?? They maker her look like a linebacker who got railed real deep the night before and is trying really hard not to shart himself.
rob frost | August 30, 2010 at 3:37 pm
I’m convinced that Christina Hendricks is the result of an evil genius plot to create a real-life Jessica Rabbit.
ugottabekidding | August 30, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Pretty face, but that dress is hideous, she really needs some sun, and would it kill someone to give that poor girl a comb for that hair??
duke chute | August 30, 2010 at 4:11 pm
SHUT UP
ugottabekidding | August 31, 2010 at 8:02 am
Go blow your dog, assmunch.
Obvious | August 30, 2010 at 3:58 pm
great tits for tittty f’n. Have you seen her ass and thighs….pass
Happy Girl | August 30, 2010 at 4:19 pm
I can’t believe that people are saying that her face is ugly! I am a female, and I actually think she is extremely pretty. The dress looks lovely on her- very ethereal, and I love her hair and make up. I believe that her breasts are real. The ONLY thing I would criticize her on is her corset underneath. You can see the boning- and perhaps if she wore something more like “Spanx” which I believe is a leotard that basically sucks you in, she would look a lot better. But overall, as a hetero- female, I have to say she’s super hot!
J.L | March 31, 2011 at 11:21 pm
Totally agreed. I’m a hetero woman that find Christina Hendricks one of the prettiest women out there. She’s gorgeous! I understand that taste is different in people but calling her ugly is a complete slander! She’s much above average in looks in all cultures, nevermind Western ones.
Tony | August 30, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Will someone please put this woman on a diet asap. I am sick of seeing her
falunt her flab everywhere. If she didn’t have big tits she would just be another fat girl. She needs to lose some weight. This is not curvy. Kelly Brook is curvy. and is half the size of CH. She (Hendricks) is also ginger, it doesn’t get much worse.
Tony | August 30, 2010 at 5:00 pm
LOL at the “fat women” brigade defedning this fat piece of crap. The only reason you are okay with her is because she is fat like you are. I very much doubt anyone would be jealous of a fat matronly woman, with her pudge shoved into a corset.
Greg | August 30, 2010 at 6:05 pm
is this woman serious?
Alli Watermelon | August 30, 2010 at 8:13 pm
As fellow female with a large chest (not quite THAT large), I have to say my response to these photos was, “Holy shit.” lol. I’m all for showing off your assets, especially when they look as nice as her’s, but I kinda feel like that dress is a bit much. I feel like there’s going to be a nipple slip at any moment. It’s amazing that she still remains classy looking. Almost.
Internet | August 30, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Girlfriend.. SAME EXACT
looks lazy | August 30, 2010 at 9:55 pm
give me a c cup on a fit young tan body over this any day!.. she looks like a clown and gothic nerds dream. this shit would be laughed off the beach… and she is wearing a corset – nat tits that big always come with a big gut and a square ass – frumpster old lady body, and she is a ginger to boot.