Or more importantly, Christina Hendricks has a head, arms, mouth, shoulders, neck, hands, legs, lower torso?!
Who’s doing this to me? WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE?!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Love the look on that guys face behind her!!!!
Christina Hendricks looks pretty gross here, sporting a mild camel toe and a smoke. Never noticed her stunning lack of chin before. I have to say I agree she should always parade about with her cleavage popping or else we might all notice how fugly she is.
So you’re saying smoking is not enough…
She don’t look so hot without her girdle.
she’s so….. jobese
I don’t know why it was a surprise to people everywhere (because it appears it WAS, judging by people’s comments all over the world), that she’s been using a corset and/or a girdle.
And that’s the reason there aren’t any bikini photos or something where she’s “out in the open”.
Fat Chicks Suck is on the money. Don’t forget her professional hairstylists, flattering camera angles, lighting, wardrobe specialist, makeup artist and air burshers. Notice she only photographs on certain profiles.
You can’t have that much flesh and it be tightly packed in. My profession is the proof to my words.
Your profession? What is that, professional dickhead?
None of your business. Which is why I didn’t list it. Use some common sense.
Babies enjoy being cooked in microwaves, and UFO’s control the media. My profession is the proof to my words.
She was SUPER hot on Firefly….
Here…. Meh… Bottom heavy grumpy looking ginger….
“Bottom heavy grumpy looking ginger”
There’s really no arguing it, she is significantly overweight. However, unlike many women, she won the weight proportioning lottery. huge boobs, narrow(ish) waist, large ass, it comes together in a workable package. You put a gunt flap on her and it rapidly becomes unfuckable though.
I don’t think anyone is going to argue that dropping 30-40lbs wouldn’t do her wonders though.
I guarantee people would argue – there are a ton of women that think she’s the hottest woman alive. The US is eating itself to death – in 30 years this body would be considered “thin” by most and average, 300+ pound women would claim she has an eating disorder. You want a smart investment? Buy stock in oxygen tank manufacturers.
I was being facetious in saying nobody would argue. Women LOVE this chick because she’s huge, and it lets them think “oh I can be fat and sexy too”. Except that there’s a world of difference between Hendricks and your average 250lb heffer with her gunt and sweat rashes in the fat folds.
I am glad I don’t know stupid fuckers like you in real life. I shudder to think how ugly you shits are when you’re not hiding behind an IP and a computer screen.
this coming from someone hiding behind an IP and computer screen…
…who also loves fat chicks.
All you guys calling her fat….I’m so sure you would tell her to her face, if she was standing in front of you naked, that she was a fat piece of shit. Even if she was begging for your tiny dicks, you would still turn her away? HIGHLY DOUBT IT.
She is hot. Face facts.
who called her fat here? go to the main article page at least …you’re preaching to the choir
Don’t be angry with those who don’t share your (very) low standards.
c’mon, you have to admit she IS kinda chubby.
shes wearing those chubby girl jeans that are high waisted to conciel the love handles and a size too small, thats why the camel toe is showing….. all chubby girls do this…………. weve all seen it.
Wow, she has a purple pussy (shirt).
I know how hard it can be to quit. I’d like to offer an oral substitute.
It would probably be as white and small as a cigarette. Ewww, gross, you fucker.
she is obviously overweight but she has good proportions so it balances things better. of course women love her! most women in the US are fat so they love when fat women become sex symbols. hell id fuck her and i almost never like overweight women. she’d definitely be hotter if she lost some of that fat though. there are millions of hotter women out there (she’s no odette yustman) but for being overweight she looks pretty good (at least with the makeup and girdle)
whoever is making the point that she’s ‘not hot’ because she’s not 100 lbs, go suck a cock. you’re gay. (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
this woman OOZES sexiness, and anyone who calls her fat is a delusional Hollywood plastic piece of shit.
Obviously saying she’s “not hot” is just an opinion. I don’t find her particularly attractive…but at the same time I don’t find her ugly. I’m not sure calling her “fat” is delusional – by medical standards she is definitely overweight (if not borderline obese.) However, she lucked out with her natural proportions and has the illusions (wardrobe/girdles/makeup/etc) to help cover it up as well.. She looks pretty good for how out of shape she is…but I think you’d be crazy to argue she wouldn’t look better if she lost at least SOME weight (I’m not saying she’d have to weigh 100 pounds – not sure where you got that.)
Just my opinion. I guess I’d prefer a more “fit” woman to someone who is out of shape but has gigantic saggy boobs. Doesn’t mean everybody has to agree.
Yep you called it.
Wake up. It’s guys who love her the most, not some army of mythical fat chicks. Most of the women I know don’t “love” her – the thinner ones are resentful because most of the GUYS who love her wouldn’t date them if they went off their diets and started looking like her – and most of ‘em would LOVE to eat like she does and can’t, so there’s another reason to be pissed off. The ones who are fat because they DO eat like she does but don’t have her figure are resentful and majorly pissed off because none of the guys who fwap off to her are beating down their doors.
Fat Chicks Suck, you really need to stop tossing the term “obese” around when applying it to her – you obviously have no idea what it means.
Any Guy called it – oops sorry but the freaking reply button here is tough to manage when you have one hand on your pee pee maker and the other on a bottle of oil.
her cameltoe is pretty SMALL, too…that’s a good sign :)
and @dontgetit: yeah, she rocks my socks…no hatin’ here…i think she’s PERFECT…
Christina is probably twice my size and so not hot! Imagine her at the beach in a bikini! The binkini is the true test – if a girl can’t look good in a bikini then she isn’t hot.
Christina would look absolutely amazing in a bikini. I can’t concentrate with that thought in my mind…
Seriously? What would be the best part? The back fat, the cellulite, the soggy ass? The rash where her thighs rub when she walks? The bacteria trapped under her huge saggy boobs? I’m guessing it’s the rolls of fat on her flabby gut.
I’d say you’d have a hard time going to the beach and finding someone that looks worse in a bikini than she does. Women this big don’t typically wear bikinis unless they have no shame. Why do you think there are no pictures of her in a bikini?
Well said, Fat Chicks Suck. This gal has a pretty face but is otherwise grotesquely obese. She would look disgusting in a bikini and even worse nude (by which I mean actually naked as opposed to a heavily doctored photo of her nude). She’s a fat pig. She’s so fat I’m surprised she is physically able to get out of bed. She’s as fat as some of those people I’ve seen on TV who literally can’t get out of bed and who eat like 16 chickens a day, 10 pounds of mashed potatoes and gravy, a bunch of cheeseburgers and submarine sandwiches, and so on. The Donner Party could feed off this cow for six months. They wouldn’t even have to kill her and she’s such a pig she’d probably eat parts of herself that have been seasoned and cooked.
Blah Blah, given a choice to tap Christina Hendricks or Callista Flockhart back in her Ally McBeal days, guess who’d lose? Yeah, we know you can’t stand the answer, either. Instead of just dreaming about all those chickens, mashed potatoes, gravy and cheeseburgers and hating yourself for it, eat a fucking sandwich.
Hey justifiable, that’s a false dichotomy.
Blah Blah, I don’t consider offering the 2 extremes as a logical fallacy when you’re the one claiming she weighs 500 lbs and single handedly eats the Packers training table on a regular basis. You obviously lack any sense of proportion when it comes to her, so don’t go around bitching when people take you up on that.
The Duuuuuude would give her a mustache ride…
Go fuck yourself fucking skinny bitches!
For the record, I’m a size many women want to be (read: 100 lbs) and I think Christina Hendricks is gorgeous (my point being you don’t have to be a huge, insecure woman in order to like her). Great face, skin, and body. She did get really lucky with proportioning, and I don’t think most women could have that body even if they wanted it. Also I doubt her weight is as unhealthy as some of you propose. “Borderline obese”? Please.
Ummm guys…This isn’t Christina Hendricks. Geez what a terrible fail.
you=failure. you’re such a fucking moron, I can’t believe you can even use a computer, or function in society.
LOL… Good comeback. Personally insult me because I’m the only one here who realizes this isn’t Christina Hendricks. Grow up moron.
It’s how she stays so slim.
Fat Chicks Suck, You must be a jealous woman. That’s the only explanation for your obvious hatred of this woman. You’ve never seen her naked or even in a bikini yet you assume she has cellulite, back fat and so on. It shows how low class and trashy you are. You live in TV land where people are only considered attractive if they are size 0.
You are also disturbingly out of touch with what men want. If you polled men most would be more than happy to hook up with a woman that looked like her.
I’m a guy and I would pound her hard if given the chance. Go Fuck Yourself.
Considering how many times he has posted about her, he has to be secretly obsessed with her. Otherwise he wouldn’t care, he’d roll his eyes at the “fat chick” and move on.
Something tells me that if he’s a man, he doesn’t get laid much. That’s why he says he prefers “fit” women, because he really wants a normal woman and he knows he can’t get one at all. It pisses him off. Poor baby,
I am slightly obsessed with the topic…although not her in particular.
I don’t really get laid that often – I’m not attracted to overweight women (eliminating about 70% of my options) and the majority of the remaining 30% are taken. I don’t have that much to offer and I’m an asshole…so if I get laid a couple times a month I’m happy. However, I don’t quite follow your psychological theory. I say I prefer “fit” women…and that means I really want a typical overweight woman? Huh?
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