Or more importantly, Christina Hendricks has a head, arms, mouth, shoulders, neck, hands, legs, lower torso?!
Who’s doing this to me? WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE?!
Photos: Pacific Coast News
FIRST & its my birthday today!
Happy birthday, and well done! :-D
Thanks “dudeatdudedotdude,” always a pleasure to read your snarky comments..an extra addity to making me laugh = D
Sweet, i get a chuckle from ur ‘The really really real TAB this time’ monicers lol. Hot date or anything to make the bday awesome?
Thanks for beig able to differentiate between the two or more of us, LOL! My days of partying during the work week are long over..gotta be a working professional these days.. ;P
Hey Tab, didja enjoy his “snarky” post about N fuckers??? Just wondering.
But seriously..who is she again?!
The perfect hourglass and a poster girl for all the “curvy” girls out there..Shame she turns out to be an apple with no waist to speak off once the corset is off.
Yeah, really. She always looks like a goddess in glamor pictures. But the candids with her in frumpy clothing and sucking on cancer sticks remind me that she’s just a person like everyone else.
I was kind of hoping by some miracle that those weren’t corsets and she really was a curvy girl with a nice figure, but it turns out she’s just… fat. And smelly apparently.
I guess my own naivety is at fault here. I should have known better. Though it is kind of interesting to see a girl who seems to be pushing 200 lbs become a sex symbol! Or is that the new trend in America? Where I live a size four is considered a large, though, so…
Oh,common.No way in hell she’s 200lbs or anything cose to that.Yep,she’s big but no way.Her legs look like sticks.
As for size 4…I recently read that because of that whole vanity sizing thing it’s quite posiible that Jessica Simpson is a US size 4 .lmao
WHY GOD WHY?????
WHY no pictures of that gorgeous jeans-clad ass from BEHIND???
oh, she smokes? bfd…
I had an awesome sex dream about her. Seriously. And I’m a chick.
You are not going to tell us about it?
Seriously, i look at these pics and think god what a sloppy mess.. and yet im hard in seconds.. At least tell us how hard she came.. or u..
@dude Really? What if you found out she is “n/f” – how about then?
Hah no implants/collagen/etc, and no tats, equals no problemo. In case u missed the memo im multiracial. Sorry if i offended u yest. Tbh i got tired of all the posts last week about how this site used to be so much edgier.. so i dropped my lefty halo for one post. Obviously picked the wrong one..
Note to self, dont try that joke at the apollo
@Marley you’re also obviously desperate for attention
I really don’t get what the big deal is about her – looks like a typical overweight American woman. Sure she has huge tits…but she has a gut to go with them. I think it’s overweight, insecure women who are promoting her so much. She isn’t ugly…but she’s definitely not in good shape and unless she had a low-cut shirt on I wouldn’t even give her a second look on the street.
yea, thats a BIG bitch.
Oh shut up.
probably because youre a gay man or a flat chested woman. real men love big tits, and this woman has big tits. its just that simple.
Yes – I’m gay because I prefer women that are in good shape. Real men only care about huge saggy tits no matter who they’re attached too. Wow – what a moron.
At least fat women can lose weight. Can you lose your ugly attitude, FCS? Didn’t think so.
I’m a real man and I don’t give a fuck about tits. Real men LOVE PUSSY. JKH, you real man you, big tits are it huh? So you’d suckle on giant hooters of FAT MEN everywhere then? Seeing as it’s all about the tits.
It’s not about the tits. It’s about the PUSSY and the package surrounding it. The WHOLE package. A woman who is 5’0″ and weighs 220 pounds has HUGE tits … and a huge ass … and giant gut … and three chins … not appealing.
Christina Hendricks looks good when she has been dolled up for 4 hours and is wearing corsets and girdles. If you woke up beside her in the morning you would probably wonder who the heifer is that is laying next to you and what she did with Christina.
Well once again the ONLY Hetero in this Joint has to satnd up and be accounted for: She is awesome. I have had women with similar proportions and it was an awesome time for my penis. Therefore I have to assume that the only ones here who are bashing this beauty are men who would rather use their penis on another man’s tuchus or one of the many jealous female uglies that haunt this site like courthouse personnel on another Lilo arraignment day.
Look – here’s the deal: If you’re gay and you like to go tuchus touching have had it. That’s cool by me. If you’re an ugly woman who looks like a Boston terrier that’s also cool – there’s a blind guy or another ugly chick out there who will go down on you – but please: Let’s stop bashing hot looking gals here becuase as any STRAIGHT MALE will tell you, beauty comes in all shapes and sizes and if you can’t appreciate that fact then your time would be better spent at HGTV.com mooning over swatches.
Jesus H. – you people really F UP my masturbation sessions at this site. All I wanted was to get off and share a post coital smoke with my Christina….
I think she’s fuckin’ hot. Fat? No. A problem for masturbation? I would think not unless you’re into that prepubescence thing (I’m talking to to Fat Chicks Suck).
Was it the butter vs margarine comment? Hey, homie you run outta lotion (you know, that huge economy size bucket next to/under your bed), either will do. Not a problem. Enjoy bro.
At the top of my “would love to pound” list
“Remember, Chris, if she smokes, she pokes.”
Christina if this is your way of keeping the weight down then fine–just make sure you leave those girls alone. No fuckin with the buttchest~ one day i plan to cream all over it. Actually im free after 5, and well my balls r blue :-( how fast can u get to dulles?
Kick the habit, and buy a jacket that fits over those big hooters.
She smokes and I still have an erection, what’s your point?
And EPIC fail for not posting boob pics of her. Think she has camel toe in the last pic.
Great catch @ camel toe.
Anyone who has seen a episode of Mad Men has seen her smoking. Also it’s not clear if these are pics from a movie set or pics from a funeral (i have seen people who otherwise don’t smoke, smoking at a funeral) or there could be some other reason why she is smoking. Of course she may be just a smoker (a lot of Hollywood stars are).
her face looks really different. what’s up? is that really even her?
did she have work done? or did she loose a little weight?
doubt it …it’s a blurry shot and she doesn’t have the red carpet clown make up. Plus she’s got those smile lines …that’s one of the first things they use the needle on.
I don’t think we’re used to seeing her so relaxed. nicotine.
Damned straight she smokes!
Excellent cameltoe in pic #5.
Excellent down syndrome pose in pic #4.
Don’t care, As long as I can motorboat.
She looks like a girl I can get. So, It was those gowns I hated…
Look at her. She’s Smokin’!
She’s got a pretty face, and I have to say I love her breasts. But, the truth is, she’s pretty chunky. Not in the Snooki chunky way though…thank God. There are different kinds of chunky…this is the alright kind.
Seriously – imagine this chick naked without all of the support and other illusions. It would be DISGUSTING. Rolls of fat, huge sweaty thighs, saggy tits down to her stomach, soggy cellulite-covered ass, back fat. Why do you think she refuses to do anything nude? It has nothing to do with self-respect – it’s because she knows it would be DISGUSTING. I could walk into a fucking Walmart and see a dozen chicks hotter. GIRLS love this chick because she’s FAT and still considered “sexy.” I’m sick of looking at her – she can call me when she loses 50 pounds.
Does she really suck that much if you want her to call you after she drops 50? ;P
I never said she sucks – just saying she’s borderline obese and all of the fuss was created by insecure women who want her body to be the “ideal body” since it’s more like theirs. Instead of actually doing something about their body (healthier diet and maybe workout regularly?) they’d prefer to put down fit women and praise overweight women to try to change the publics opinion instead of betting themselves. Everyone seems to fall for all of the tricks (girdles, outfits, lighting, etc) when in actuality she’s in horrible shape. I’m not even saying she’s ugly – she’s just nothing special and I’m sick of everybody worshipping her.
Yeah well take a look thru art history (since photos aint been around long) and note the number of muses her size versus skinny. Its really only the last hundred years that skinny’s been in.. What this woman represents besides an escape for fatties, is a woman who wouldnt die in childbirth. If u cant take it naked then hit it while shes wearing all the support. One way or the other i bet is she could suck/fuck ur nuts dry in a cpl mins. Then who looks bad..
The average weight of an adult woman in the US has gone up nearly 35 pounds since 1960. I don’t care about what women looked like in old paintings – women had a life expectancy of about 45 years old in the 1800’s.
Plenty of thin, physically fit women have given childbirth without a problem. In fact, considerably more overweight women die during childbirth than women at a healthy weight. Not sure where you got this argument? There is no advantage to being fat other than not having to worry about guys hitting on you all the time or hassling with having a lot of friends.
Not saying skinny chicks cant have kids, look at alba. But also look at gymnasts. Half them dont even get periods. And consider that 20 years prior to 1960 most americans were practically living on rations.. But yeah i agree americans overeat. And i rather have a chick i can bounce up n down my dick with one hand, while i grab a beer out the fridge with the other..
WOW FCS, after reading all your posts, I have to wonder why you are so obsessed with Christina. Can it be that you are secretly attracted to her? It’s like priests who claim that homosexuality is wrong and sinful. They are the same ones who are molesting little boys when the church service is over. I bet you love fat chicks and don’t have the balls to admit it.
I suppose the massive spike in heart disease is an unrelated coincidence?
I can’t speak to that but perhaps you ‘d like to speak to the MASSIVE SPIKE in my pants when I see Christina cleavage.
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