Christina Hendricks’ Shirt Might Not Make it and Other News

June 7th, 2011 // 52 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Judge Judy to Katie Couric: Bring it, bitch. [Popeater]

- Emma Watson stopped going to Brown because the guys wouldn’t bang her. That’s how I read this. [Huffington Post]

- Dennis Rodman is cross-dressing again. [Dlisted]

- And yet, he looks less gay than Chris Evans does here. [Lainey Gossip]

- Candice Swanepoel gets naked. [Hollywood Tuna]

- But Carmen Electra performs a striptease and somehow doesn’t. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Sasha Jackson in a bikini. [Maxim]

- The guy who wrote The Golden Girls theme song died. And yes, it will now be in my head for the next two weeks as well. [Videogum]

- Kate Gosselin is still cutting of John Gosselin‘s nuts in public. Oh, good. [TooFab]

- Brett Ratner‘s filmmaking strategy: Less brain is more. [FilmDrunk]

- Braless chicks who are not Khloe Kardashian making you want to solder your eyelids shut. [theCHIVE]

- Reggie Bush has particular tastes in women. And by particular tastes I of course mean an ass with gravitational pull. [Bleacher Report]

- I honestly can’t tell who is worse, the people who shot the video or the people in it. [BuzzFeed]

- This lady’s job is probably better than yours. [Popoholic]

- But its definitely not better than Zac Efron‘s. [The Fab Life]

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  1. God is Black

    Damn she looks quite plan especially pic#3 but I would still make rugrats with her!

  2. Christina Hendricks
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d love to spend an hour or two every day massaging those melons.

  3. Sir-rough-a-lot

    Judge Judy is great, she got nothing to worry about.

  4. Richard McBeef

    cave fish

  5. Never thought i’d miss the 70s, but back then at least ‘so-and-so gets naked’ meant *not covering everything up*

  6. Christina Hendricks
    Shoe Curious
    Commented on this photo:

    Who makes her shoes?! Where can I get?! WANT!

  7. Deacon Jones

    What’s going on with her face?

    It looks like Botox will squirt out her cheek pores if she sneezes…

  8. Christina Hendricks
    shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    God, I want to see those cans so bad!!!!

  9. Mr Happy

    Gawd . . . what an overrated oaf she is.

  10. Let’s assume whatever’s all over her face making it shiny is also what’s keeping her huge boobs huge.

  11. adolf hitler

    without those boobs, she is nothing. NOTHINGGGGG NOOOOOTHIIIIIIING

    • It had to be said

      Yes, well that’s like saying without the self-deluding racist psychopathy Hitler was nothing.

  12. Just a Guy

    She was the only reason I spent Money on watching the Movie.
    I will see Cowboys & Aliens not because of Damon Lindelof, but in spite of him.

  13. Mr Happy

    Boobs . . . let’s not forget the quarter acre of ass she’s supporting, too

  14. Christina Hendricks
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The faux ginger has a most impressive chest.

  15. Christina Hendricks
    heez magnif
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think her face is going to make it.

  16. cc

    Definitely a ’20′ – she looks good from 20 feet or at 20 miles an hour.

  17. cc

    Oh yes, I read the story about Emma not being able to get a date. Normally I try to write things that are funny, not cranky, but that is biggest load of shit I’ve read in weeks.

  18. In the famous words of Sean Connery, “I (heart) Boobs”.

  19. Venom

    She is just fat.
    I don’t see what the big deal about her is.

  20. adolf hitler

    no, he was a visionary. his strengths as a leader werent dependent on being racist. but what would a jew like you know about that.

    • It had to be said

      Hit “reply” next time, fucktard. No wonder you lost the war.

    • Zombie Jesse Owens

      Right, so there was nothing to the whole “pure Aryan ideal” nonsense they peddled. Just a bit of fun, not an assertion of racial superiority to any and all other people on the planet.

      Now back to Stormfront with you, you jackbooted ninny.

  21. That shirt is the only thing that stands between us and a major extinction event. Could you imagine if her bra snapped? The impact alone would throw up a dust cloud that would block out the sun for several decades.

  22. adolf hitler

    i did hit reply… and i didnt lose the war, silly. hitlers dead–im not really hitler. lol @ you. if you look at hitler objectively, there was more to him than just racism.

  23. Christina Hendricks
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m going to burn in a very special level of hell…if I’m lucky!

  24. oj

    I’d bang Emma’s Brown spot.

  25. Christina Hendricks
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    They seem me trollin, they hatin.

  26. Christina Hendricks
    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Chick is ugly AND pale.

  27. Turk

    Her boobs try to compete with her face to see which one is more distracting. The heavy make-up + botox combination, says the face wins. I want to look at her boobs, but can’t look away from her face.

  28. Uncle Eccoli

    Whoa, a walking Real Doll!! Is it a golem or something? How much, how much?!?!

  29. Admiral Hackbar

    In the frumpy, pale and bottled ginger category; she wins.

  30. Christina Hendricks
    cyrollan
    Commented on this photo:

    Little bit of cellulite, LOTS of boob. I’ll take the bad with the good.

    (And I will also state that her face is beautiful, haters!)

  31. the captain

    ………who cares?
    SHE IS MUCH BETTER WITH NO SHIRTS AT ALL!!

  32. TomFrank

    “The guy who wrote The Golden Girls theme song died.” So Betty White’s going to outlive EVERYONE associated with the show?

  33. Christina Hendricks
    CG
    Commented on this photo:

    YUMMY
    CG likey a lot

  34. Christina Hendricks
    ThighHighs
    Commented on this photo:

    She is very hit or miss; this is a definite miss!

  35. Christina Hendricks
    Bruno Costa
    Commented on this photo:

    She is pretty and charming…
    But i have to say: she is over weight. Sorry.
    J. Love Hewitt was far thinner than Christina Hendricks and was called a whale…
    Beer belly is worst than large hips and big butt. Is a male trace of uglyness.

  36. Christina Hendricks
    Bruno Costa
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat belly…
    Large hips, big butt and large breasts are female.
    Fat belly aren’t.

  37. Christina Hendricks
    Bruno Costa
    Commented on this photo:

    She is beautiful, hot and sexy…
    But she could losse weight… or at least workout a little.
    Fat belly is awful in a woman.

  38. Russ Collins WSJ

    I like to lick boobies

  39. John

    Ewww this woman is so gross, she is not only FAT! AS F,UCK but she is
    BUTT UGLY. awful pastey skin, ginger hair and plain face, looks years older than her age. She is so ugly. and overrated. she has big saggy boobs
    and that is the only reason she is famous. Take away the boobs and
    this is just another fat chick. There are millions of fat houswives all over
    the US that look like this. She is a fat soccer mom. The only people
    who like her and defend her are other fat ugly chicks. she is a hero
    to fat and obese women. She is not “curvy” either. Curvy is Kelly Brook
    and Sofia Vegera. Hendricks is a fat white blubbery whale.
    so sick of fat women been passed off as “curvy”

  40. Christina Hendricks
    John
    Commented on this photo:

    she has her fat sucked in with girldes and shape wear. truly the grossest
    looking woman in the world

  41. Christina Hendricks
    John
    Commented on this photo:

    SO UGLY

  42. Russ Collins WSJ

    I like to lick curvy booby.

  43. Christina Hendricks
    Elsever
    Commented on this photo:

    That is Justin but it is Michelle It is a girl name Brittany. This picture is like a few mohtns old. i has been up on her facebook for ever. Nice try for the attention girls. But that isnt Michelle

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