Christina Hendricks Got Hacked Except The Topless One’s A Fake

March 5th, 2012 // 66 Comments
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Christina Hendricks also found herself the target of “hackers,” only this time they actually did break into her cell phone and steal personal pics, but just like Olivia Munn, they inserted a faceless nude shot to trick the non-discriminating masturbater. And also like Olivia Munn, I’m not posting anything but the top pic because one time a lawyer molested Santa Claus in a shower when he was just a young, under-privileged boy who only wanted a chance to play football with other kids. Truest story I’ve ever told. TMZ reports:

Christina’s rep tells TMZ, the “Mad Men” star’s phone WAS indeed hacked recently … and multiple self-shots were stolen — including several showing a busty Hendricks barely dressed, without make-up, presumably at home.
But the rep insists, the one topless picture — purportedly showing the actress’ bare ample bosom — is NOT Christina. It’s an impostor.

A quick Google search should let you see the pics, and they basically prove that even Christina Hendricks is afraid to unleash her breasts because she’s wearing a bra, or bustier, in every single shot. At this point, I’m almost convinced if she had sex topless, her husband’s funeral would be close casket. “I just wanted to make him happy… Why wouldn’t you wear the helmet, Geoffrey? WHY?!” *shoves casket over with her tits*

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Richard

    First

    • King Diamond

      What a story Mark!

      • Massive mams

        Those are some awesome titties, 3 billion other women on the planet would say “Yep those are mine” but she’s like nope! Whose tits are they?

      • Massive mams

        Side note, don’t we all feel classy Fish choosing not to post the stolen big ol titty pics. Those other websites are trash, posting stolen photos. We jerk off to legit sideboob pics here.

  2. EricLr

    What was it, fame-whore weekend? I know Hollywood is unoriginal, but they’re down to ripping off each others’ fake hacking PR stunts now?

  3. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
    Gibby
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    How freaking adorable she looks.

  4. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
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    It’s like two shots in one and both are bustacular.

  5. oneone

    Niice….she looks great even without all that “CGI”.
    I am surprised.
    She’s all “naturelle”

  6. cc

    Did you see her in Drive? She’s got a BIG behind.

  7. alex

    So where are the pics???

  8. Scole Hound

    So whos big ol titties are they?

  9. King Diamond

    I like how she’s stretching her shirt down with the other hand to hide the gut.

  10. Energy Equals Mass Times the Speed of Light Squared

    I’m no scientist but denying that the current Christina Hendricks topless photos are fake leads me to believe that somewhere there are authentic topless Christina Hendricks photos. If these are not real then where are the real ones? Somewhere Christina Hendricks must have real topless photos, somewhere.

  11. JC

    My naughty librarian fantasy just got a new twist. Thanks, hackers!

  12. Boners Whipping

    IS THIS A TEST?

    Is this a test of the nude leak photo system? I’m all prepared, okay? I feel like we failed the nude leak photo test.

    Okay please if Goldie Hawn has nude leaked photos I’m not whipping out my boner. Got to draw the line somewhere. I feel like if this WAS a test then maybe soon there will be real nude leaked photos soon.

  13. Frank Burns

    To all readers: my cell phone too has been hacked, and personal photos taken. Most photos are benign, however, in one shot I’m extending my right leg out of my bathrobe, accidentally making a portion of one nard visible, a ‘sack slip’ if you will. There is also a full on frontal shot of a gigantic shlong, and while it may appear to be from an athletic gentleman of a different race, I assure you it is 100% FB. While you are fapping to the photos, don’t yell out ‘Frank’, I prefer ‘Big Burnsy’ be shrieked instead.

  14. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
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    Why NOT post the topless one? Her rep already said it’s a fake, so she’s got no claim over it. Free the Hollywood Two!!

  15. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
    Cheerio
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    Sort of looks like Katy Perry.

  16. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
    Hugh Gentry
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    I’d like to see her and Katy Perry rub oil on each other, then scissor for an hour or two.

  17. forrest

    who gives a shit?
    WITH SUCH BOOBS SHE’S ASKING FOR IT, folks!!

  18. I_HEART_HUCKABEE

    Uh-huh. Another iPhone gets hacked. I guess it’s a small price to pay to appear “trendy.” Funny you don’t hear about other brands of phone being hacked these days..only iphones.

  19. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
    Hugh Gentry
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    so you guys don’t want to see that happen?? You must love cock and balls in your face.

  20. El Jefe

    Saw her nude pics, her boobs looked good. I thought they were going to be all sloppy and droopy.

  21. The only time I ever use my phone’s camera in the shitter is if I’ve taken an epic dump worthy of preserving for medical science/future generations. Except for Pete Wentz, maybe taking pictures of yourself is a chick thing…?

  22. Frankw

    @meowmix

    I believe the topless pic IS her. If you look at the pic you can see her veins. There are several pics of her cleavage in dresses where those veins look the same. Kinda like fingerprints. And in the topless pic, her breasts are pulled out of her top which makes them sit up the way they do in the pic…

  23. Rico Jones

    So when are we finally going to crack down on hackers? I love nude photos as much as anyone but hacking and stealing private materials is just wrong. And now the CIA website is being hacked. Hopefully we will start cracking down on these basement dwelling hackers and sending them to assfuck prison.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Men who expose these topless celebrities pics are real heroes, unlike those CIA dudes. What titties have those analysts shared with the world?

    • You just go ahead and keep on believing that these phones were “hacked”.

      • Rico Jones

        I am not buying it completely. It is a bit suspicious that these photos were “hacked” a couple weeks before the Mad Men season starts. So yes it could all be marketing. But what does Olivia Munn have to do with it?

  24. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
    Brian
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    Lose the stupid glasses, Christina. Then we’ll talk.

  25. I think the topless pic is real but her representatives are trying to bluff us into thinking it’s a fake.

    “I see your tits and raise you a fire-crotch and a bare pink butt!”

  26. Dan

    I gotta say that if my honey looked like this hanging out around the house on the weekends I would not mind one bit.

  27. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
    stacy
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    She looks so much better without the makeup. She would look even better without the shirt.

  28. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
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    I checked out the bare boobs one…could be her. Tits look right.

  29. Schmidtler

    so wait now, are the phone pics of the fat naked grandma real or not?

  30. V

    olivia munn is such a tryhard even at speaking dirty. and what a nasty body. girl, eat something. starving yourself is on its way out.

  31. CranAppleSnapple

    Don’t be wearing skin-coloured fabric you stupid women! It’s such a waste of a nice outfit.

  32. Ian

    She’s a right fattie. Can u imagine that fat flabby stomach under the clothes. All fat lard buckets like her have big fat tits. Big tits are only nice if the rest of the body is in good shape. Someone like Sofia Vegara is curvy. Christina Hendricks is just a big pile of pale blubber. The only peeps who like her are other fat chicks who have also convinced themselves they are “curvy” when they actually have fat rolls and not curves. FREE WILLY.

  33. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
    sweetlips
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    Grainy pics FTL. The least she could do is upgrade her iPhone to a 4S w/ a 8MP cam.

  34. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
    prissy
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    who the heck is she? leaked photos..yeah right.

  35. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
    Brian
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    I love that photo. Big tits. Red hair. And Glasses. That melts me.

  36. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
    rubbydubby
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    Her tits look more normal here. In most photos her tits are pushed up to her neck.

  37. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
    xxaa
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    lose weight and get a damn tan

  38. Christina Hendricks Leaked Photo Topless Hacked Cell Phone
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    Looks like pornstar Siri.

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