In an interview for the latest issue of Health magazine, Christina Hendricks extols the virtues of packing on the pounds to feel “like a woman” which is making it hard for me to defend her until the new season of Mad Men gives me a scotch-filled boner and I forget everything I’m about to say after this quote:
I guess my mom raised me right. She was very celebratory of her body. I never heard her once say, “I feel fat.” Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds. And I felt gorgeous! I would take my clothes off in front of the mirror and be like, Oh, I look like a woman. And I felt beautiful, and I never tried to lose it, ’cause I loved it. [Laughs.]
Okay, I’ll give Christina Hendricks this, it’s not always hot to see models who look like Holocaust survivors, so encouraging those women to slap on 15 pounds might not be a bad idea. Everyone else, it stops being cute halfway through the first attempt. I don’t care how giant and freakishly hypnotic the ass on your chest ends up getting. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m suddenly compelled to mail Christina Hendricks a stack of pancakes. Yes, masters….
Photos: Splash News
aj | June 30, 2010 at 2:33 pm
first ass suckers!
ToeJam | June 30, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Why does she always smash her boobs to her chest? It does make it look like giant white ass.
ZigZagZoey | June 30, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Hee hee!
specialk | June 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm
2nd!
specialk | June 30, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Why does she look like Courtney Love?
Alyaa | June 30, 2010 at 2:41 pm
What’s that on her shoulder? Pubic hair?
Patrice | June 30, 2010 at 2:41 pm
I love Christina, but man, homegirl is SERIOUSLY looking worse for the wear in that main picture!
Jon Hex | June 30, 2010 at 2:44 pm
There’s nothing about this woman that makes not being next to here okay.
Toney Hardman | June 30, 2010 at 2:46 pm
ummm, whats this comment mean? and where is here?
stinky mcpoop | June 30, 2010 at 2:44 pm
I bet she walks bow-legged. Or knock-kneed. She looks like that type.
immune | June 30, 2010 at 2:45 pm
i’m sorry, but she’s gross. i’ll take miranda kerr over this hag every day of the week and twice on sunday.
Mr. Nice Guy | June 30, 2010 at 2:56 pm
You can have Miranda Kerr, leave the Women to those of us that know how to appreciate them. Give me Christina Hendricks!
immune | June 30, 2010 at 3:25 pm
she looks like a real tranny.
John G. | June 30, 2010 at 11:40 pm
“she looks like a real tranny.”
If you like Miranda Kerr and other 9 year old boys, let someone else play the tranny card! You wouldn’t know a hot woman from the ass end of a mule.
Christina FTW.
Jo | April 28, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Wait, you said you want women, yet you’d take this trashy, horrible role model with fake tits and no butt and a man chin over someone who LOOKS like a woman? hey, I guess the gay community just got a new member!
tim | July 1, 2010 at 7:51 am
miranda wins, hands down and dicks up.
Jo | April 28, 2011 at 1:13 pm
AGREED. No natural beauty, big chin, strange eyes, fake redhead (arent they all?) boob job, flat butt, only appears “curvy” with the much-needed help of a strong corset and lots of padding and girdles, 40 pounds of makeup… not to mention she is just so trashy. Miranda is such a natural beauty and almost exotic, so youthful and has a REAL hourglass figure.
Justin | July 4, 2011 at 6:38 pm
You may or may not read this but I have a few news flashes for you.
Her boobs are not fake, she’s been voted on having one of the best asses in history, she’s not even trashy considering there doesn’t exist an lewd, or revealing pics of her (I’ve looked), she looks great without makeup being a ginger, her hair looks good in several different styles, she doesn’t wear a corset often, she’s a classy lady. Quit hatin.
Deacon Jones | June 30, 2010 at 2:48 pm
If her bare breasts were stuck in my face, I’d immediately curl up into the fetal position on her lap and start making baby noises.
Sassyfrass | June 30, 2010 at 3:23 pm
@Deacon: they say all men return to the womb some day ;).
Mark B | June 30, 2010 at 2:51 pm
That would be a most delightful tittyfuck.
mr. e. guest | June 30, 2010 at 3:01 pm
I want to see her, Kelly Brook and Katy Perry in a 3way lovefest. Gentlemen, get your lotion.
kindasketchy | June 30, 2010 at 3:19 pm
You are a truly wise man!
Jo | April 28, 2011 at 1:14 pm
and by wise you mean sick and severely mentally ill right?
Jo | April 28, 2011 at 1:16 pm
So hideously overrated, pretty overrated, and very overrated in a disgusting 3 way you only want to have because the equally disgusting media has fed the false idea that these women are hot down your sheep throat, yeah? grow up and get some class and standards. especially since Perry’s chest looks like a back next to Hendricks’ plastic ones.
Cardinal Fang | June 30, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Tits!!!!
Tom | June 30, 2010 at 3:13 pm
The cream in that girl is going to curdle in another 3, 4 years. Enjoy it while you can. In a short while she’s going to look like a parade float for diabetes.
Carole | June 30, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Tom, do you even know that you mean Type II Diabetes? Stipulate. Type i has nothing to do with weight gain. It gets old being grouped with fatties.
Anyway, beautiful and talented actress; bad night.
Fluffy Man Toy Dude | June 30, 2010 at 3:30 pm
God I especially hate women with huge udders. More cute male models please Mr. Fish?????????
Deacon Jones | June 30, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Is it me or are the names on here getting a lot more creative lately?
Crabby Old Guy | June 30, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Okay, I’m conflicted. She has a Tribble on her right shoulder (is Capt. Kirk her date for the evening?) – and her hair looks awful.
Yet, she has those great eyes and those huge breasts.
Those really huge breasts.
Those really, really H U G E breasts.
Okay, I’m in – Breasts win!
Jo | April 28, 2011 at 1:18 pm
http://am580radio.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/christina-hendricks-picture.jpg yo into the lazy eyes, eh?
John Holmes | June 30, 2010 at 3:54 pm
I just came…
thunderstud | June 30, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Isn’t that the very definition of “John Holmes”? :)
Erica | June 30, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Not to whine but where are all the normal role models? Why is it either stick-figured underweight Miranda Kerr or blow-up doll proportioned Christina Hendricks? Is it like that artist said (forget his name) that there needs to be a point of perversity in ideals for them to be attractive? Or is this site just skewed?
Quin | April 28, 2011 at 1:35 pm
yeah, because with curves and a normal size like Miranda…that’s DEFINITELY underweight and stick shaped. you are disgusting for saying that. at least you realize how horribly overrated CH is though, and twistedly unrealistic and unfair of a “role model” she is for women.
But for those who aren’t fat ourselves, we know Miranda is pretty normal, and even if she wasnt, she’s still a batural beauty who looks fine, especially now that she’s had a baby (she’s one of those women that “glows”).
bigurl | June 30, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I’d hit it.
Quin | April 28, 2011 at 1:39 pm
with a paper bag and makeup remover?
Cristina | June 30, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I dont get it- she’s a terrible role model because she gains weight like a real human? Ass on her chest? This post is offensive and pointless.
Quin | April 28, 2011 at 1:39 pm
….are you blind, deaf and dumb?!? how on EARTH is she NOT a bad role model? she gains weight so it goes to her fake chest so she can get the attention she desperately wants to boost her self esteem (because she obviously ain’t gonna get attention in that makeup-smeared mug or flat butt), then pretend playing a slut and dressing like one is “empowering: so her idiot fans pretend the same and teach their friends and childree the same too. she teaches women that they have to be overweight with an unrealistic body shape created thanks to a strong corset and tons of padding to hide her gut and boost her unrealistically big chest- so basically, be fake to get a man’s attention, cuz baby, that’s all that matters and all women need to feel good!
and it does look like a butt, you’d have to be blind to miss it, but it;s ok since she doesn’t actually have a butt wear she needs one.
Zee | June 30, 2010 at 4:51 pm
the site is skewed, there are lots of attractive in-betweens, Drew Barrymore, Leeighton Meester, Amanda Syfried, all gorgeous girls with attractive, yet realistic bodies.
Gidge | April 28, 2011 at 1:40 pm
exactly.
ellieminnow | June 30, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Wow! Pussy really doesn’t have a face. I’m a huge fan of boobs but she’s skanky looking.
Drundel | June 30, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Lets see if she can do a plyo workout and not die of a heart attack. I bet her ass/legs looks like cottage cheese.
Mr. Nice Guy | June 30, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Who cares about plyo? I bet she can Fuck like a Bunny.
ClassyDirtyChick | July 1, 2010 at 3:39 am
You’re right, she will have a cottage cheese ass. bumpy as hell!
Gidge | April 28, 2011 at 1:41 pm
her butt is remarkably flat, but it probably would be bumpy if we saw it sans pants. she needs to lose a bit of weight. she only encourages fat and obese women to continue thinking it’s ok, which is ridiculous since she isnt obese anyway herself.
miss thang | June 30, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Not the greatest look on her, i’ll admit, but she is still SO GORGEOUS.
That said, whoever did her hair should be fired. The dress kind of sucks. Doesn’t do her glorious figure justice.
sugardaisy | June 30, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Eww she looks so gross. Her boobs have no definition. Doesn’t even look like boobs, just giant blobs of fat. Which is why they are plastered against her chest I guess. If they weren’t they would be swinging on her knees. She needs to cover those babies up. Gross.
Mr. Nice Guy | June 30, 2010 at 8:08 pm
sugardaisy must be AAA
Mark B | July 1, 2010 at 12:49 am
Awesome. My remote batteries just died.
Jo | April 28, 2011 at 1:20 pm
Mr Nice Guy must be 48F.
can’t get a girl to save your life, let alone an attractive one. go back to lusting after the unrealistic trashy idols like Hendricks like th emedia says you good little sheep should.
all the while in your mom’s basement, naturally.
spo | July 7, 2010 at 2:00 pm
um. boobs ARE blobs of fat.
Nudgie | June 30, 2010 at 5:57 pm
I love boobs. I mean I LOOOOOOVE boobs. This woman is a Goddess and the haters all have A-cups :P~
Jo | April 28, 2011 at 1:21 pm
or taste and class, little fatty boy ;P only babies and ghetto morons say “haters”.
she’s disgustingly overrated, and all the chubby chasers/porn star fans all have 48F cups made up of fat rolls :p
Fati87 | June 30, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Is she serious? She should’ve pushed them up to her nose. What a fucking moron.
Fati87 | June 30, 2010 at 6:28 pm
That’s just NOT where a woman’s breasts are supposed to be. I can’t believe her stylist let her walk around like that. Then again her hair and make up look like SHIT, so I’m guessing stylist is a slacker.
Kruger | June 30, 2010 at 7:47 pm
She looks like a zombie. A fuckable zombie.
keftedakia | June 30, 2010 at 8:07 pm
It’s one thing being comfortable with your body and another thing painfully squeezing your boobs and over showing them. not classy at all, it’s silly and way too provocative
Daisy | June 30, 2010 at 8:41 pm
Those breasts…. they’re magnificent… I can’t get over it. I’d give my right arm if it meant I could squeeze them with the left. And I’m a reasonably straight woman. boobsboobsboobsboobsboobs
Rai | April 28, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Get a couple 10-pound bags of sand and the feeling is relatively the same.
stop acting like this woman is hot so men will like you. get some class, taste, dignity, and self respect and grow up.
FrankNfrtr | June 30, 2010 at 8:42 pm
Something wonderful in a bad dress, with worse lighting.
Wyndam | June 30, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Is she a real woman or what?
Don | June 30, 2010 at 10:06 pm
I love gingers with huge boobs. :P
Rai | April 28, 2011 at 1:24 pm
So it goes without saying that you also love ugly people, implants, and blondes pretending to be gingers. :P
get taste, perv.
barroom hero | June 30, 2010 at 10:35 pm
What the fuck, she looks like Courtney Love (dipshit)
and her boobs look like ‘pecs’
slag.
Pink | June 30, 2010 at 11:50 pm
I love her style. Did you see her hot pics? I did. It’s on ‘rich ki ss . c om’. She put them on her nice profile there. Is she looking for date, friends there?
Rai | April 28, 2011 at 1:25 pm
You mean “tight dresses that barely fit over my huge hips and gut with a corset and padding also squeezed in and a mighty Pushup Bra of Power to support my 12-pound implants like I like to hang out over my low-cut bustline”? dude, get taste!
captain america | July 1, 2010 at 12:48 am
life can be easy:
THEN DO NOT INVEST IN HER…………
Mary Jane | July 1, 2010 at 12:50 am
This has to be like a four am picture you can see she looks great and glam upon arriving but the post pic looks like she has been shagged six ways from sunday((lucky)). I have hugs boobs which sometimes I hate and I was hesitant to see the comments I thought it was going to be maddd madd hate but… wow! It’s nice to read that people think she is hot even though she isn’t a twig.
–although I do think she could lose a few lbs…. I’m just sayin……
Horray! The Marilyn-type is hot again!
Rai | April 28, 2011 at 1:28 pm
the “marilyn” type is hideous, overrated, and not only is she NOTHING like that tramp (except for being trampy of course), but it’s been “hot” for like… what… 50, 60 years…? where have you been?
and what the FRICK does her not being a piece of wood have to do with the price of tea in china?! Just because she’s a chunky butt with a gut and a boob job (that does NOT make up for her bad face, need for gallons of makeup, and flat butt I might add) has ntohing to do with the poor anorexic girls in the world if that’s what you mean, which is sick to say and you should be ashamed of yourself. People like you make me love girls like Miranda Kerr and Audrey Hepburn all the more, not because they’re ACTUALLY pretty with or without makeup and don’t need plastic surgery of any kind or slutty dresses, but they’re happy, healthy, not disgustingly unrealistic and overweight like her and have CLASS.
jp | July 1, 2010 at 1:30 am
This woman is so pathetic. Honestly, is she famous for anything else than pushing her big fat boobs up to her neck in every single event she goes to? I have a large breasts too but I’m not going around wearing super low cut top with some crazy push up bra that brings the boobs 20 inches higher than where they should be. That look just SCREAMS for attention! Sorry guys, it’s just sad.
Ann | July 1, 2010 at 4:35 am
Yes, she actually is an actress in an amazing TV-Show.
BIG SURPRISE
And I want to use that cleavage as a pillow someday. Thank you.
Rai | April 28, 2011 at 1:29 pm
really, what? I thought the only show she was from was Mad Men, and of course, it sucks.
ClassyDirtyChick | July 1, 2010 at 3:36 am
What the FUCK has she done to her hair.
Speaking as a sexy redhead she puts us to shame!!!!!
Ann | July 1, 2010 at 4:38 am
Oh and btw, if I’d have boobs like that I’d present them just like that. Even though this dress is pretty damn ugly, those boobs are not.
BOOBS
Quin | April 28, 2011 at 1:33 pm
the boobs are DEFINITELY ugly.. probably more so than the dress, face, and lack of butt.
rmccurdyDOTcom | July 1, 2010 at 9:20 am
I think she is the hottest chick in hollywood right now !
Rai | April 28, 2011 at 1:30 pm
Because not everyone can have taste! :D
Cock Dr | July 1, 2010 at 9:27 am
I would like to examine her.
Bad hair day honey. Did you husband jump you in the limo or something?
The Tribble accessory is interesting. It looks like a big cat toy to me.
sinister righty | July 1, 2010 at 10:50 am
15 pounds because she was drinking cappuccinos? She done be doing it Britney Spears style, yeeehaw.
Wardrobe Malfunction | July 1, 2010 at 1:09 pm
What I wouldn’t give to motorboat that woman. I’m glad she gained 15 pounds – looks like it went straight to her tits.
Rai | April 28, 2011 at 1:32 pm
wow, get some taste much? so if she lost the fat you’d have no interest in her right? people like you are disgusting and have no standards. you see big boobs, usually fake but you’re that DESPERATE that you dont care, and that’s all you see from then on, ignoring her flat butt, bad face, tons of makeup, fake hair color, etc.
jezabelicious | July 1, 2010 at 3:13 pm
I love her… this picture of her totally looks like Courtney Love but still… one bad picture is forgivable.
@ Deacon Jones… I think I know you. haha
Kaz | July 1, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Ugly boobs hahah with she
Slig | July 1, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Ooh bad boobs
Slig | July 1, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Who’s love me