Christina Hendricks is a Terrible Role Model

June 30th, 2010 // 118 Comments

In an interview for the latest issue of Health magazine, Christina Hendricks extols the virtues of packing on the pounds to feel “like a woman” which is making it hard for me to defend her until the new season of Mad Men gives me a scotch-filled boner and I forget everything I’m about to say after this quote:

I guess my mom raised me right. She was very celebratory of her body. I never heard her once say, “I feel fat.” Back when I was modeling, the first time I went to Italy I was having cappuccinos every day, and I gained 15 pounds. And I felt gorgeous! I would take my clothes off in front of the mirror and be like, Oh, I look like a woman. And I felt beautiful, and I never tried to lose it, ’cause I loved it. [Laughs.]

Okay, I’ll give Christina Hendricks this, it’s not always hot to see models who look like Holocaust survivors, so encouraging those women to slap on 15 pounds might not be a bad idea. Everyone else, it stops being cute halfway through the first attempt. I don’t care how giant and freakishly hypnotic the ass on your chest ends up getting. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m suddenly compelled to mail Christina Hendricks a stack of pancakes. Yes, masters….

Photos: Splash News

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  1. aj

    first ass suckers!

  2. ToeJam

    Why does she always smash her boobs to her chest? It does make it look like giant white ass.

  3. Valerie
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    Whatever, that’s cool.

  4. cheech
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    Martians are punk!

  5. specialk

    2nd!

  6. specialk

    Why does she look like Courtney Love?

  7. Alyaa

    What’s that on her shoulder? Pubic hair?

  8. Patrice

    I love Christina, but man, homegirl is SERIOUSLY looking worse for the wear in that main picture!

  9. Jon Hex

    There’s nothing about this woman that makes not being next to here okay.

  10. stinky mcpoop

    I bet she walks bow-legged. Or knock-kneed. She looks like that type.

  11. immune

    i’m sorry, but she’s gross. i’ll take miranda kerr over this hag every day of the week and twice on sunday.

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      You can have Miranda Kerr, leave the Women to those of us that know how to appreciate them. Give me Christina Hendricks!

      • immune

        she looks like a real tranny.

      • “she looks like a real tranny.”

        If you like Miranda Kerr and other 9 year old boys, let someone else play the tranny card! You wouldn’t know a hot woman from the ass end of a mule.

        Christina FTW.

      • Jo

        Wait, you said you want women, yet you’d take this trashy, horrible role model with fake tits and no butt and a man chin over someone who LOOKS like a woman? hey, I guess the gay community just got a new member!

    • tim

      miranda wins, hands down and dicks up.

    • Jo

      AGREED. No natural beauty, big chin, strange eyes, fake redhead (arent they all?) boob job, flat butt, only appears “curvy” with the much-needed help of a strong corset and lots of padding and girdles, 40 pounds of makeup… not to mention she is just so trashy. Miranda is such a natural beauty and almost exotic, so youthful and has a REAL hourglass figure.

      • Justin

        You may or may not read this but I have a few news flashes for you.

        Her boobs are not fake, she’s been voted on having one of the best asses in history, she’s not even trashy considering there doesn’t exist an lewd, or revealing pics of her (I’ve looked), she looks great without makeup being a ginger, her hair looks good in several different styles, she doesn’t wear a corset often, she’s a classy lady. Quit hatin.

  12. Deacon Jones

    If her bare breasts were stuck in my face, I’d immediately curl up into the fetal position on her lap and start making baby noises.

  13. Mark B

    That would be a most delightful tittyfuck.

  14. mr. e. guest

    I want to see her, Kelly Brook and Katy Perry in a 3way lovefest. Gentlemen, get your lotion.

    • kindasketchy

      You are a truly wise man!

    • Jo

      So hideously overrated, pretty overrated, and very overrated in a disgusting 3 way you only want to have because the equally disgusting media has fed the false idea that these women are hot down your sheep throat, yeah? grow up and get some class and standards. especially since Perry’s chest looks like a back next to Hendricks’ plastic ones.

  15. Cardinal Fang

    Tits!!!!

  16. Cardinal Fang
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    Is the a slight areola edge peeking out? If so, she’s got some silver dollar ones.

  17. Tom

    The cream in that girl is going to curdle in another 3, 4 years. Enjoy it while you can. In a short while she’s going to look like a parade float for diabetes.

    • Carole

      Tom, do you even know that you mean Type II Diabetes? Stipulate. Type i has nothing to do with weight gain. It gets old being grouped with fatties.

      Anyway, beautiful and talented actress; bad night.

  18. coco
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    Her breasts are completely out of control

  19. Fluffy Man Toy Dude

    God I especially hate women with huge udders. More cute male models please Mr. Fish?????????

  20. Deacon Jones

    Is it me or are the names on here getting a lot more creative lately?

  21. jkhjkh
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    why does she press down on her boobies so hard. she is going to hurt her poor titties! she needs to give them some freedom, let them jiggle.

  22. Id
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    Who the fuck did her hair? Beetlejuice?

  23. Crabby Old Guy

    Okay, I’m conflicted. She has a Tribble on her right shoulder (is Capt. Kirk her date for the evening?) – and her hair looks awful.

    Yet, she has those great eyes and those huge breasts.

    Those really huge breasts.

    Those really, really H U G E breasts.

    Okay, I’m in – Breasts win!

  24. John Holmes

    I just came…

  25. Fumus
    Commented on this photo:

    You can see areola on the left boob…amiright?

    • Mike Hunt

      She looks like a curvy Courtney Love with a Yorkshire Terrier on her right shoulder, but she’s still gorgeous!

  26. Erica

    Not to whine but where are all the normal role models? Why is it either stick-figured underweight Miranda Kerr or blow-up doll proportioned Christina Hendricks? Is it like that artist said (forget his name) that there needs to be a point of perversity in ideals for them to be attractive? Or is this site just skewed?

    • Quin

      yeah, because with curves and a normal size like Miranda…that’s DEFINITELY underweight and stick shaped. you are disgusting for saying that. at least you realize how horribly overrated CH is though, and twistedly unrealistic and unfair of a “role model” she is for women.

      But for those who aren’t fat ourselves, we know Miranda is pretty normal, and even if she wasnt, she’s still a batural beauty who looks fine, especially now that she’s had a baby (she’s one of those women that “glows”).

  27. Commented on this photo:

    As per usual, I’m required to inform you all that I was happily and without reservation murder each and every one of you for a night with this woman. Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, you may carry on with your lives…for now.

  28. bigurl

    I’d hit it.

  29. Cristina

    I dont get it- she’s a terrible role model because she gains weight like a real human? Ass on her chest? This post is offensive and pointless.

    • Quin

      ….are you blind, deaf and dumb?!? how on EARTH is she NOT a bad role model? she gains weight so it goes to her fake chest so she can get the attention she desperately wants to boost her self esteem (because she obviously ain’t gonna get attention in that makeup-smeared mug or flat butt), then pretend playing a slut and dressing like one is “empowering: so her idiot fans pretend the same and teach their friends and childree the same too. she teaches women that they have to be overweight with an unrealistic body shape created thanks to a strong corset and tons of padding to hide her gut and boost her unrealistically big chest- so basically, be fake to get a man’s attention, cuz baby, that’s all that matters and all women need to feel good!

      and it does look like a butt, you’d have to be blind to miss it, but it;s ok since she doesn’t actually have a butt wear she needs one.

  30. Zee

    the site is skewed, there are lots of attractive in-betweens, Drew Barrymore, Leeighton Meester, Amanda Syfried, all gorgeous girls with attractive, yet realistic bodies.

  31. Wow! Pussy really doesn’t have a face. I’m a huge fan of boobs but she’s skanky looking.

  32. Drundel

    Lets see if she can do a plyo workout and not die of a heart attack. I bet her ass/legs looks like cottage cheese.

  33. absinthe
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    Her face looks like a mix between Ashlee Simpson and Courtney Love. Not cute.

  34. Commented on this photo:

    She’s the straight guy’s Tori Amos.
    I could do without the junkie hairdo, though.

  35. miss thang

    Not the greatest look on her, i’ll admit, but she is still SO GORGEOUS.
    That said, whoever did her hair should be fired. The dress kind of sucks. Doesn’t do her glorious figure justice.

  36. Eww she looks so gross. Her boobs have no definition. Doesn’t even look like boobs, just giant blobs of fat. Which is why they are plastered against her chest I guess. If they weren’t they would be swinging on her knees. She needs to cover those babies up. Gross.

  37. Nudgie

    I love boobs. I mean I LOOOOOOVE boobs. This woman is a Goddess and the haters all have A-cups :P~

    • Jo

      or taste and class, little fatty boy ;P only babies and ghetto morons say “haters”.

      she’s disgustingly overrated, and all the chubby chasers/porn star fans all have 48F cups made up of fat rolls :p

  38. Fati87

    Is she serious? She should’ve pushed them up to her nose. What a fucking moron.

  39. Fati87

    That’s just NOT where a woman’s breasts are supposed to be. I can’t believe her stylist let her walk around like that. Then again her hair and make up look like SHIT, so I’m guessing stylist is a slacker.

  40. Kruger

    She looks like a zombie. A fuckable zombie.

  41. keftedakia

    It’s one thing being comfortable with your body and another thing painfully squeezing your boobs and over showing them. not classy at all, it’s silly and way too provocative

  42. dee
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    I am all for women being comfortable with their natural figure and not deprive themselves of food just to be skinny etc etc but from my perspective, if you take the dress off, it won’t be be very nice under there..

  43. Daisy

    Those breasts…. they’re magnificent… I can’t get over it. I’d give my right arm if it meant I could squeeze them with the left. And I’m a reasonably straight woman. boobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

    • Rai

      Get a couple 10-pound bags of sand and the feeling is relatively the same.

      stop acting like this woman is hot so men will like you. get some class, taste, dignity, and self respect and grow up.

  44. Something wonderful in a bad dress, with worse lighting.

  45. sos
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    I honestly think the big boobs and the paleness is a bit much…

  46. Wyndam

    Is she a real woman or what?

  47. Don

    I love gingers with huge boobs. :P

    • Rai

      So it goes without saying that you also love ugly people, implants, and blondes pretending to be gingers. :P
      get taste, perv.

  48. barroom hero

    What the fuck, she looks like Courtney Love (dipshit)

    and her boobs look like ‘pecs’

    slag.

  49. Pink

    I love her style. Did you see her hot pics? I did. It’s on ‘rich ki ss . c om’. She put them on her nice profile there. Is she looking for date, friends there?

    • Rai

      You mean “tight dresses that barely fit over my huge hips and gut with a corset and padding also squeezed in and a mighty Pushup Bra of Power to support my 12-pound implants like I like to hang out over my low-cut bustline”? dude, get taste!

  50. captain america

    life can be easy:
    THEN DO NOT INVEST IN HER…………

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