What these shots of Christina Hendricks for GQ UK lack in any type of natural appearance whatsoever compared to Sofia Vergara in Esquire, they make up for it in gigantic breasts that make me forget what the hell I was even talking about. It was about cereal again, wasn’t it? Awesome. Now I’m telling people the same stories over and over again just like my parents. Wonderful. *binge drinks* This was supposed be to a happy post!
NOTE: The GQ UK pics were removed by request so enjoy Christina Hendricks at the Mad Men premiere. Whee.
Photos: GQ UK
big boobs = win
she should do playboy
Picture number 5 should be offered in high end prints.
She’s too fat for playboy.
She is perfect for Playboy.
Ohmygod yes. :) My idol.
wow. should have been titled “large busted woman photographed fully clothed. Nothing to see here, feel free to move on”.
waste of time
WHORE!!!
What a shame, she’s been photoshopped to hell. Especially her arms.
First?
First douche
hahahahah
she does have an amazing bust. pic 5 she should lose that robe it’s gawdy. pic 6 has a nice 40s pinup feel. isn’t gq for gay guys tho?
see man. Now this woman is a perfect example of a 10!! thats a real woman right there my friend.
I would die peacefully with my penis stuck in her vaj
she’s def sexy but id still rather hookup with my own version of 10 :D
Her big bulging forehead matches her breasts.
Well thats good. Her forehead can act as a table for my man stick while she ticles my love sack with her tongue.
HAHA!
Not bad pix actually, the only problem is she looks nothing like this in real life. :(
Exactly – there are very few women who can look this good in print while looking so unspectacular in person.
I’m sure she could do an amazing Playboy pictorial but the second she has to hit the road to market that issue, sales would fall through the floor.
HA………..HAHAHA……
it doesn’t make you look any better in real life by saying that, you do know. all it does is highlight pettiness.
keep reaching for something to complain about, just don’t “enlighten” us with your revelations next time …nothing any envious broad says could possibly diminish my deep, undying lust for this paradigm of feminity, beauty, and unadulterated sexuality.
Sure she’s attractive if you’re into big breasts, small waists, red hair, and hour-glass figures. But men who like those sorts of things are few and far between. She’ll be hard-pressed to find a man.
haha!! Yup no men are into those things at all!! I feel sorry for her.
lool :D dont forget full lips and childbearing hips
Lucky for her that she’s already married then. lol
touché–and another natural blonde she is…
Roger Rabbit
omg ur right, that last pic is jessica “i’m not bad, i’m just drawn that way” rabbit!
She doesn’t have a small waist.
How can you speak for all men? Are you a man?
hah, actually, you sound pretty jealous. Don’t worry Amy, I’m sure you’ll find a guy who likes stupidity and no taste who will take you up :)
Amy is correct. We hate women that look like this.
I feel so bad for her that if she and her Husband split up I would be willing to step up and allow her to spend the rest of forever with me.
Give, Give, Give never take is my motto.
Kind of a public service thing.
Wow, you really are Mr. Nice Guy! lol
I try to help :-)’
Amy, please shut up. You better be trolling.
she had me at big breasts…
Shut up and Oh: Are you guys really that stupid? Welcome to the internet.
Fat, ugly overrated turd that makes fat women say “yay! She looks so good.”
She is a lot of men’s ideal women, mine included.
But then I am just a straight guy living in Orange County who likes women that look like women.
You rock, sir. Thank you for supporting hourglass figures.
Holy Mother of God
If I was her husband (who looks like Gollum by the way) I would fuck her until my dick fell off, then I’d use a table leg after that.
Despite my earlier joke about her big forehead this women is stupendously sexy. It’s like a fertility goddess has come down to planet earth for some lingerie shopping.
She looks great in photo shoots, not so much in real life. But wouldn’t she be super sweet to screw? Ah, yeah!!!
Such nice tits!!
Maybe I’m alone on this, but I find her much more attractive in real life. The pictures don’t look like her, and not in a good way.
no my friend you are not alone. I think she is a stunning beauty in real life. I love me some real women and while these pictures are nice, nothing comes close to real thing baby.
I would like her for my birthday, please.
LOL all these losers talking about how bad she looks in real life need to think about their favorite plastic faced/tittied fame whore rolling over in the morning. I bet they are the ones who look frightening.
This chick is a natural beauty in every sense of the term.
Really? Natural beauty doesn’t need piled-on makeup, stylists and wardrobes etc. She is quite lovely now, but no natural beauty.
Fair enough, she is a classic beauty to a large group of men like me.
OT: Whatever happened to the new chick whose pic was used at the top of the website? She is much prettier than the photo that’s up there now.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/one-last-look-at-banner-girl-erin-08-2010
Yes, exactly.
Balls go boom.
Jessica Rabbit
Yeah, after eating at Burger King for 3 years.
She’s definitely hot in these pics and has a nice body. Once in a while it’s good to see a hot girl who’s not rail thin and bony. She would probably be a lot of fun to fuck around with.
Finally some non skanks!
All woman
I wonder if her Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries? Awww yeeeeeee!
Seriously tho, she is absolutely stunningly beautiful and feminine. I bet so called “feminists” hate her because she is super hot and loves her husband and treats him like a king.
There’s nothing anti-feminist about loving a husband & treating him like a king. But he’s gotta deserve it.
Her body in that red dress is incredible :o
Re Bannergirl Erin, that’s really too bad. She was deliciously pretty.
I’m so glad I have that exact body type. Because now, it’s finally acceptable to be a bombshell with curves. Sweet!
“That exact body type” .. Right .. Sure you do… You and all plus sized woman out there who deliriously stretch the acceptable limits of ‘hot’ curves, in their minds, in frantic desperation, to somehow accommodate their overwhelming pudginess.
i like people who anonymously claim to be beautiful. how brave.
don’t be jealous = )
No one believes you. You can say anything- I have a cat tail and eagle wings- there. What, you want me to prove it? Pft, well…- that’s you, it’s the same thing, dummy.
those tits will be in playboy soon enough.
all we need to do is get Mad Men off the air.
She’s not a 10. She’s a 14. Swwwooooon.
Stop waisting milk!!!!! AAAgggg thats like $3 you are waisting there woman…..Awww i cant stay mad at you, keep here and let me poke you to make it all better now.
zafTIG….whew…what I wouldn’t give to be able to go down on that girl…
Why the hell did GQ UK photoshop Christina’s tits to make them SMALLER? Everyone knows she likes to rest her chin on her cleavage.
MadTits needs to hire a new make up person.
Once again I’m just writing to let you know that I would end every one of you for the opportunity to have sex with this woman. That is all.
quit teasin us and just show em already……
I want to go to there.
Her ass looks so wide and flat on Mad Men
they need to remake who framed roger rabbit with her as jessica rabbit, except shes naked for the whole movie and theres no one else on screen but her
She is so god damn sexy on that show. If “Joan” walked by me and just grazed my arm I would drop the load of all loads. This woman has to be a close 2nd place to Heroin in the “Stuff that feels good” contest, the way they Doll her up on Mad Men. The way she plays Joan is PERFECT.
Meh I don’t even need to see her in Playboy, those tits are burned into my brain for eternity.
but next year: SHE IS OUT, folks!!
captain america on this you are incorrect.
I would sell my sould to the devil to lay down and make love to this woman. THAT RIGHT “WOMAN” fuck I love redheads
she looks fat.i prefer women like kate beckinsale or kelly brook.
thank you for sharing your opinion in this message board. you have helped the conversation immensely.
Not bad at all.
I’ll take Christina’s beautiful natural bod any day over the skinny silicone freaks that typically haunt this site. Without question the hottest girl on TV.
Sit down and have a steak with daddy, babydoll!
Of course you would, because those silicone ‘freaks’ get that surgery to obtain breasts like hers.
You are so wrong Maddy. Christina’s breasts are 100% real. It’s nice to see a curvy woman for a change.
Fish, knock it off with the fat chicks. I don’t need to see Britney Spears until she loses 25 lbs. or this pig either. Don’t glorify fat women.
Valentina not all of us like females that look like little boys. Many of us prefer women like Christina or Britney Spears.
you said it, valentina — boobs are yucky-gross! why on earth red-blooded, american, heterosexual males like giant tits and big, round asses is beyond me! i’d much rather look at girls that look like 15 year old boys!
signed,
the gayest man on the internet
ew, she is too big – and red hair is sick
she is the type that ugly men (like her husband) drool over
Yea she’s super ugly. She hasn’t had plastic surgery and doesn’t sleep in a tanning coffin. Yuck.
BTW – I bet you’re super hot…
Those a big
Why is it when I see this chick that I instantly need to crank one out???