Christina Hendricks & Charlotte McKinney Are Your Boob Post Today

Yesterday, I accidentally let our post-pussified America liberal Muslim cards show when I suggested that it was alright to fire a guy for punching a co-worker in the face. Upon review of this cable from the state department, I now know I shouldn’t be so overt with our agenda *slowly slides Ted Cruz post back into pocket* so here’s Christina Hendricks huge boobs, followed closely below by Charlotte McKinney’s. After all, if there’s one thing for which we can reach across the aisle, is it not giant breasts? *puts on flag pin, extends hand* Join us, fellow breast-loving conservati– No, I don’t know if they both use birth control, why does that matt– Goddamnit!

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