Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Were at Some Thing Somewhere

August 23rd, 2010 // 31 Comments

I’m not even going to attempt to comment on Christina Hendrick at the Creative Emmy’s Sunday night because, once again, those monkeys openly masturbating at the zoo have a leg up on me. (I’ll best you yet, Pebbles.) That being said, it’s nice to see Mad Men getting the recognition it deserves. You almost have to sit back and admire a show that presupposes maybe alcoholism and sexual harassment aren’t so bad after all? No, really, look how much work those people get done. I barely wake up before 10 most days which is somehow women’s lib’s fault. I can feel it.

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Comments (31)

  1. Wynergrl | August 23, 2010 at 2:07 am

    I think she has the HEALTHIEST body in Showbiz, flat butt an all.

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    • dudeatdudedotdude | August 23, 2010 at 7:44 am

      she has big tits and an hour glass for sure. but looks like an overstuffed cross between lauren holly and shannon tweed. two women i wish didnt just come into my head..

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    • duke staind | August 23, 2010 at 12:05 pm

      Eh. Oh hey Fish, since you are a writer of sorts, you should know that proper grammar and usage is essential, especially in the headline.

      It’s HENDRICKS’

      Dumbass!

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  2. . | August 23, 2010 at 2:07 am

    moo

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  3. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 23, 2010 at 2:23 am

    HOW CAN ONE WOMAN GO FROM LOOKING HOT ONE MOMENT TO RETARDED THE NEXT

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  4. paige | August 23, 2010 at 2:26 am

    She would be so much hotter if she didn’t have that ugly orange hair.

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    • God | August 23, 2010 at 2:50 am

      If you check her cunt out some time, you will see that in fact she is naturally blonde, and only dyes her hair red so people will stop looking at her tits.

      Personally, I don’t think she would stop people looking at her tits even if she cut her fucking head off.

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  5. Mary Jane | August 23, 2010 at 2:34 am
    • po0pie | August 23, 2010 at 11:55 am

      good one!

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  6. captain america | August 23, 2010 at 6:11 am

    …………on the table?

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  7. me22 | August 23, 2010 at 7:45 am

    She looks ok at best here with the 25 lbs of spanx on and a corset and a dress that pulls the hell out of her ribs. BUT on a regular basis she looks like a fat, dumpy mom. No muscle tone, no sign of any athletic ability, no sign of any remote type of exercise. That just screams lazy to me and when you are big like she is lazy is the kiss of death. We will be seeing her in Jenny Craig ads as soon as her show on t.v is over.

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    • Me again | August 23, 2010 at 9:25 am

      You scream jealous.

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    • Mr. Nice Guy | August 23, 2010 at 10:32 am

      Who cares about muscle tone (we care about pussy tone, kagels), athletic ability looks fine to most men, and again the only type of exercise we care about is kagels!
      More curves fewer girls that look like men!

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      • Viv | August 23, 2010 at 2:24 pm

        it’s Kegels you moron

    • ctti | August 23, 2010 at 11:04 am

      Of course, muscle tone would be great. I myself train five days a week to get in shape. But from the mouth of a straight female: when a woman is this hot, no one really cares.

      Except the jealous ones, of course.

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  8. Nameless | August 23, 2010 at 8:57 am

    Each tit is bigger than her head.

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    • dudeatdudedotdude | August 23, 2010 at 10:01 am

      i knowwww :DD would LOVE to suck on em, warm my big fat rigid pee pee between em, then emblazon em a warm shade of dna

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  9. FrankNfrtr | August 23, 2010 at 9:00 am

    Why did she wear a dress that looks like an artfully draped trash bag?
    It’s always nice to see a starlet that doesn’t spray tan. However I must say that hair & makeup made Ms Hendricks look old beyond her years for this event.
    Aside from those complaints she looks very squeeze-able.

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  10. Rush | August 23, 2010 at 9:16 am

    sunburnable.

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  11. Internet | August 23, 2010 at 10:29 am
  12. Master Spook | August 23, 2010 at 10:54 am

    I’m wondering how she does look like in a German beer fest waitress outfit.

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    • Chupacabra | August 23, 2010 at 2:34 pm

      Oh man… that is now my new fantasy.

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  13. thunderstud | August 23, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    She doesn’t look so sexy in these pics… still love her boobs though. ;)

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  14. Doc Schweinstrudel | August 23, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    that’s a verrry big strawberry right there!

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  15. The Only Hetero in this Joint | August 23, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    Beautiful.

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  16. susieq | August 23, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Amazing breasts (I’d motorboat those babies) but her face is MEHHH.

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  17. captain america | August 24, 2010 at 12:22 am

    well: I WILL BUY AN EXTRA BED FOR HER………….!!

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  18. tony | August 25, 2010 at 5:30 am

    This woman is so overrated. She is butt ugly and she is not an hourglass.
    when the corset somes off she is an apple. Flabby mid section, matronly boobs. she is overweight and is in need of a diet.

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    • dee | August 25, 2010 at 8:28 am

      I agree…and NO i’m not jealous, as people will say. I just think this type of figure only looks sexy when stuffed into thick spanx, a boned corset and a long, clingy dress. Slim curves look much nicer.

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  19. SeeyounextTuesday | August 25, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    Corset stuffage or not. She is HOT. No one in Hollywood is perfect, all celebs are in need of airbrushing, make-up, costuming, what have you. Some touch-ups are just more noticeable than others.

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  20. TheK | August 25, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Pure gorgeousness. (I am a straight woman btw). And she isn’t overweight in the least. Healthy bodies come in more than one size, dimwits.

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