Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Were at Some Thing Somewhere

August 23rd, 2010 // 42 Comments

I’m not even going to attempt to comment on Christina Hendrick at the Creative Emmy’s Sunday night because, once again, those monkeys openly masturbating at the zoo have a leg up on me. (I’ll best you yet, Pebbles.) That being said, it’s nice to see Mad Men getting the recognition it deserves. You almost have to sit back and admire a show that presupposes maybe alcoholism and sexual harassment aren’t so bad after all? No, really, look how much work those people get done. I barely wake up before 10 most days which is somehow women’s lib’s fault. I can feel it.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN, WireImage

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  1. Christina Hendricks
    Toeknee
    Commented on this photo:

    And yet, as I look at these pics I can’t help but remember what her toe was doing in the other set you posted ::shivers::

  2. Wynergrl

    I think she has the HEALTHIEST body in Showbiz, flat butt an all.

    • she has big tits and an hour glass for sure. but looks like an overstuffed cross between lauren holly and shannon tweed. two women i wish didnt just come into my head..

    • duke staind

      Eh. Oh hey Fish, since you are a writer of sorts, you should know that proper grammar and usage is essential, especially in the headline.

      It’s HENDRICKS’

      Dumbass!

  3. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    HOW CAN ONE WOMAN GO FROM LOOKING HOT ONE MOMENT TO RETARDED THE NEXT

  4. paige

    She would be so much hotter if she didn’t have that ugly orange hair.

    • God

      If you check her cunt out some time, you will see that in fact she is naturally blonde, and only dyes her hair red so people will stop looking at her tits.

      Personally, I don’t think she would stop people looking at her tits even if she cut her fucking head off.

  5. captain america

    …………on the table?

  6. me22

    She looks ok at best here with the 25 lbs of spanx on and a corset and a dress that pulls the hell out of her ribs. BUT on a regular basis she looks like a fat, dumpy mom. No muscle tone, no sign of any athletic ability, no sign of any remote type of exercise. That just screams lazy to me and when you are big like she is lazy is the kiss of death. We will be seeing her in Jenny Craig ads as soon as her show on t.v is over.

    • Me again

      You scream jealous.

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      Who cares about muscle tone (we care about pussy tone, kagels), athletic ability looks fine to most men, and again the only type of exercise we care about is kagels!
      More curves fewer girls that look like men!

    • ctti

      Of course, muscle tone would be great. I myself train five days a week to get in shape. But from the mouth of a straight female: when a woman is this hot, no one really cares.

      Except the jealous ones, of course.

  7. Christina Hendricks
    Fuzzbutt
    Commented on this photo:

    Shit…. She (or her stylist) finally realized she is only hot when she’s Joan. YES!!!! I want to do nasty, beautiful girl-on-girl things with her!!

  8. Christina Hendricks
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope her husband titty fucks her every night…if not, he’s a complete moron.

  9. Nameless

    Each tit is bigger than her head.

  10. Why did she wear a dress that looks like an artfully draped trash bag?
    It’s always nice to see a starlet that doesn’t spray tan. However I must say that hair & makeup made Ms Hendricks look old beyond her years for this event.
    Aside from those complaints she looks very squeeze-able.

  11. Rush

    sunburnable.

  12. Master Spook

    I’m wondering how she does look like in a German beer fest waitress outfit.

  13. She doesn’t look so sexy in these pics… still love her boobs though. ;)

  14. Doc Schweinstrudel

    that’s a verrry big strawberry right there!

  15. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    Beautiful.

  16. susieq

    Amazing breasts (I’d motorboat those babies) but her face is MEHHH.

  17. Christina Hendricks
    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice garbage bag she’s wearing.

  18. Christina Hendricks
    Bored with life
    Commented on this photo:

    Man I’d like to hook a car battery up to her nipples…

  19. Christina Hendricks
    Audrey Jo
    Commented on this photo:

    She mis looking divine!

  20. captain america

    well: I WILL BUY AN EXTRA BED FOR HER………….!!

  21. Christina Hendricks
    Kristin
    Commented on this photo:

    her head is small

  22. Christina Hendricks
    Lynnster
    Commented on this photo:

    So, she’s a big beautiful girl. It’s about time the media got in touch with reality and started portraying women from Earth. I thinks she’s a gorgeous and talented actress. If I were I guy, yeah, I’d want to fuck her too — but seriously, how many women out there can that comment be made about? Is it 1 or 2 Billion now?

  23. Christina Hendricks
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot!

  24. tony

    This woman is so overrated. She is butt ugly and she is not an hourglass.
    when the corset somes off she is an apple. Flabby mid section, matronly boobs. she is overweight and is in need of a diet.

    • dee

      I agree…and NO i’m not jealous, as people will say. I just think this type of figure only looks sexy when stuffed into thick spanx, a boned corset and a long, clingy dress. Slim curves look much nicer.

  25. SeeyounextTuesday

    Corset stuffage or not. She is HOT. No one in Hollywood is perfect, all celebs are in need of airbrushing, make-up, costuming, what have you. Some touch-ups are just more noticeable than others.

  26. TheK

    Pure gorgeousness. (I am a straight woman btw). And she isn’t overweight in the least. Healthy bodies come in more than one size, dimwits.

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