BREAKING: Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Look Smaller

March 31st, 2011 // 96 Comments

Maybe because my first thought of Christina Hendricks is almost always this, her chest looks smaller to me in these pics. Of course, she could just be wearing clothes that actually fit her frame and/or finally followed through with all that dieting talk and, because God is a sick bastard, the behemoth jugs were the first to suffer. Which is why it’s very important you pay attention to me right now: Can a T-Shirt cannon fire cheeseburgers? I’m not saying I’m going to chase Christina Hendricks around town with one, but I’m also not not saying I’m going to hide in her closet and shoot them into her mouth while she’s sleeping.

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  1. yowillie

    Love to givw her a pearl necklace.

  2. yowillie

    Love to give her a pearl necklace.

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    reformed_druid
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    She appears to be the same size to me. Still about a size fourteen.

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    jc
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    Gorgeous, just beautiful.

    all of you creeps need to stfu.

  5. k

    The only people who defend this woman are other fat chicks who have convinced themselves they are “curvy” Hendricks has a lot to answer for. Now because of her, all these overweight women are calling her and themselves “real women” So in your eyes you have to be fat to be considered “real”??? LOL

  6. dr.jimmy

    I think I am the only one on the planet who conisders her face, skin & hair her prettiest features.

    • dan

      You must be blind then, she has an ugly face place saggy blubber for skin and ginger hair. she’s revolting and don’t even get me started in that awful fat figure

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    Cek
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    was so great to see Nicole, Kevin and their beautiful datehugr Cameron. I did her first photo shoot when she was just 5 days old. Now she is growing into such a beautiful little girl!! I had such a

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