BREAKING: Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Look Smaller

The Superficial / March 31, 2011

Maybe because my first thought of Christina Hendricks is almost always this, her chest looks smaller to me in these pics. Of course, she could just be wearing clothes that actually fit her frame and/or finally followed through with all that dieting talk and, because God is a sick bastard, the behemoth jugs were the first to suffer. Which is why it’s very important you pay attention to me right now: Can a T-Shirt cannon fire cheeseburgers? I’m not saying I’m going to chase Christina Hendricks around town with one, but I’m also not not saying I’m going to hide in her closet and shoot them into her mouth while she’s sleeping.

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