Maybe because my first thought of Christina Hendricks is almost always this, her chest looks smaller to me in these pics. Of course, she could just be wearing clothes that actually fit her frame and/or finally followed through with all that dieting talk and, because God is a sick bastard, the behemoth jugs were the first to suffer. Which is why it’s very important you pay attention to me right now: Can a T-Shirt cannon fire cheeseburgers? I’m not saying I’m going to chase Christina Hendricks around town with one, but I’m also not not saying I’m going to hide in her closet and shoot them into her mouth while she’s sleeping.
Photos: Getty
Jesus, her face is a terrible shame.
her face is fine, it’s her neck that’s ruining the package.
You’re both crazy. That’s EXACTLY how a woman should look.
“You’re both crazy. That’s EXACTLY how a woman should look.”
LMAO only other fat women pull that line.
She is fat, that is not how women should look at all.
She has a gorgeous face. It’s her best feature. You’re crazy.
I just rubbed one out to her neck!
She looks amazing…
She has a face like a dude and a body like a pillowcase full of wet towels. Soooooooooo hot…
Jay, I dare say only fat women say what you say. She’s the perfect masturbatory dream
if vivienne westwood dressed her i’m surprised it’s not see thru. this is the same woman who dressed johnny rotten and pistols
Vivienne Westwood is also about 80 years old. They mellow in their old age.
Not Vivenne Westwood.
Want! wubababaabaab!
It looks like she got her implants replaced with a matching pair this time.
Ummmm no, it looks like she has lost weight and actually looks proportional now. Her ass has shrunk too.
Stop the press! This is serious.
She needs to jack them up a wee bit higher to hide the clown face.
Why does she always push them up so high? I think it’s because they’re not as big as they seem and that’s the only way to keep up appearances. I used to be in love with her, but after seeing her tiny rack in that Playboy picture from a few years back, it’s obvious she’s had work done. And the way she stuffs her tits into clothes like that..I don’t find it attractive. It’s not cleavage, it’s two basketballs stuffed into a shirt.
In4flames: I’m a guy. I’m straight. I do not live in my mother’s house. I like hot chicks with big tits. But I don’t like being fooled.
that “work done” you’re talking about was gaining 50 lbs.
and im pragmatic enough to know the only way to see tits as big as a booty is if they’re pushed up and probly not gona that big unshackled. so fuck her with the clothes ON, just whip out the nips for some 4play
What’s 4play? something you read about on a tampon box?
depends on the woman. in this case it’s a serious tittyfeast. on lindsay it means take my trousers off
She gained it, now she’s losing it. Her ass is smaller, her arms are thinner, and her breasts have shrunk proportionately it seems as well. I actually think she looks much healthier now than when she was all fattened up.
Unfortunately, if anyone tries to RELEASE HER KRAKENS now, they’ll probably flop out and sag to her wrinkly belly, unless she gets a tummy tuck and removes the excess skin, or get implants to fill the void.
no way would I take my pants off with Lindsay…she’d probably steal them.
oh my id most definitely nail this woman deep. and heavier chicks in my exper are tighter
Knockers!
are her breasts getting smaller, or is her head getting bigger?
If I’m going to shoot anything into her mouth while she’s asleep, it won’t be cheeseburgers.
I had the same thought, Maplewood.
She looks smaller all over. A little difficult to discern from these pics but she doesn’t appear to be quite the thigh-zilla she’d become in the past few years. Nice job Christina! Keep working out and play you’re cards right, you could have me.
Nope, she just smooshed them down. You can see them towards the sides. They’re at her waist cuz of the tightness of the corset
Calm down Fish. Whether or not to shoot a big tittied celebrity with cheeseburgers is one of the most important decisions you’ll ever make.
This chick has 10 angles that make her look amazing, and 5 that make her look like a space monster.
So true. It’s completely hit-and-miss with her. Speaking of hit-and-miss, what’s up with her right eye?
Meh, I still would like to put my cock in between those tits and thrust forward and backwards with the utmost force, until I jizz all over those big pale jugs.
So… once?
hahhahaha
I just did this using my computer screen.
Perhaps slightly smaller, but she makes up for it with the extreme elevation.
Her photo should be in the dictionary next to the word “bodacious”.
If she ever needs a breast exam I would step up & volunteer.
I think you’d be disappointed – that left implant looks particular hard, pushed up like that. Why is she so proud of her fakes?
That’s something I would try to determine if possible.
Poor outfit choice. The male equivalent would be Fish shamefully covering up his notoriously massive erection with a shitty homemade batman cape.
Poor outfit choice. The male equivalent would be Fish shamefully covering up his notoriously massive erection with a shitty homemade batman cape.
I wonder if Christina’s breasts taste like schnozberries…
Her husband looks like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds.
She has lost some weight, but the optical illusion is just a function of wearing a black outfit against a black background.
Eh, they look about the same to me. It’s mostly just a combination of the fit and color of her outfit. She may have lost a little weight, but it’s not a huge difference.
But thanks for posting these anyway, Fish. Christina Hendricks posts are the most welcome posts imaginable. I owe you a pizza.
Shouldn’t there be a word somewhere between breasts and implants for women who’ve had implants long enough for people to have forgotten that they’re not real? Stepbreasts? Paleofakers? Vonteesers? Help me out here people.
She looks so much better not fat . Bet she smells better too !
Fat people should be ground up into dog food.
I’d love a world were with ZERO people above a 25 BMI.
but then you would have very fat dogs running around… what then!?!
So would the rest of us because your lardy ass wouldn’t be here!
What is wrong with you people discussing her fashion, her eating habits, etc. Are there any men on this thread. Those are some big titties. What more is there? Although the comment about smelling better was pretty fucking funny.
I still think she’s beautiful.
I actually rubbed one off to her.
freak.
I hear a motorboat.
I have an urge to order fast food by yelling into her mouth.
All I see is one fat ugly ginger pasty woman.
She’s a fat pig. I’d bet she couldn’t even do 3 pushups. All she’s good for is sitting on the couch eating fucking Doritos. Bet she’s too lazy to even stand in the kitchen and cook something. She probably gets it delivered. She has rolls of fat around her belly and sides. She can’t even properly bend over, for crying out loud. She’s a fat, lazy, pig.
Um…she’s not ginger, she’s a redhead (and a fake redhead at that), get it right buttmunch.
Are you a mom hating serial killer, cause you sound like one.
NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT. That corset and girdle are not fooling anyone.
Have you seen candiids of her? when she doesn’t have that corset on?
She is fat and flabby in the middle. She is just an tub of goo.
OMG some of you are riduilaus. She is NOT fat, she is curvy. This is how real women should look. She is a real woman with a proper figure, so much better thanthe emaciated sticks we see on the catwalks. This is what men want. Mean want curves, men don’t want bony anorexic girls like Jessica Alba and Kate Moss. Real women have curves!!!
~Erica of SkinnyVsCurvy
Yes Erica! Curves! I weigh 250. Can you find me one of those fellas that enjoy CURVES in my neck of the woods? I write to men in prison, but as of yet none of them has been released.
er… real woman? Those are implants. Back to the drawing board with your ‘read women’ theory.
Proof, please and thank you. If you’re comparing her to that picture from a billion years ago when she weighed about 50 lbs less, you’ll have to do better than that.
I love her but it could be because she is the only one in Hollywood with my same measurements. She can do no wrong. And yes when they are this big…they can only go up…especially in shape wear.
I beg to differ, honey. I have large jugs and they do go down.
Why god?! Why would you strike those down? Did I do something wrong? Did I not touch myself enough? Don’t take the titties, take me! TAKE ME!
Possibly the ugliest women I have ever laid eyes on.
I really don’t get tha appeal. She has big titiies BIG WHOOP!
That doesn’t help her ugly face. I love how she wears black to
make it look like she has slimmed down when she is still a fatty.
You obviously haven’t laid eyes on many women…
He obviously hasn’t laid anything on many women.
I’d be willing to bet he hasn’t laid, any women,period! In fact I bet even “Mrs Palm and her daughters” won’t even give him the time of day!
I think she’s a doll, but her clothes never look great. She needs to hire a stylist. If she had someone who could dress her right with clothes appropriate for her figure, she would rule the world.
I’m pretty sure that’s Lois from Family Guy.
It very obvious from the nature of the comments that very few of you have any idea how to analyze photographic evidence. If you did, then you would realize that her face is much thinner in this image than in her other most recent posted images. The thinness of her face is not an optical illusion caused by the black background because it is separated from the background by her red hair. While the size of her overall body may be distorted by the background, it is the style of bodice on the dress which is effecting her breasts’ appearance making them look significantly smaller than before.
Of course, if you dd analyze the image in that manner, the comments would be boring as hell! Charge on poorly informed masses,charge on!
Shut the hell up! You have no idea what you are talking about half the time.
Ah-ha! The REAL reason filming for Mad Men season five was delayed until next year!
these sort of americans are SOOOOO LOW, folks.
The woman is fucking gorgeous!
yikes, awful outfit!! makes her ass look like it starts in the middle of her back, and flattens out her boobs!! wtf???
her clevage looks like a butt crack in this pic!!
She’s beautiful. And she does look slimmer. I believe it isn’t just the black outfit because her face looks more defined & her head doesn’t look as small as it used to. Good for her.
That woman is a travesty to fashion!
I think she is gross. And those are either some very weird pants or that gal has a serious case of cameltoe.
I liked her before when she was thick-ish. What a shame.
I mean she was so fine and now she wants to turn into yet another toothpick celebrity. Shame.