Christina Hendricks: Making Butts on Chests Look Fancy Since 1975

September 13th, 2011 // 97 Comments

Here’s Christina Hendricks at the premiere of I Don’t Know How She Does It last night where I’m assuming her massive translucent breast-orbs stole the spotlight from the star of the movie Sarah Jessica Parker. “Like a gotdamn titty mountain up in here,” mavens of high society were overheard saying followed by hushed whispers of a tiny horse-woman skulking about. “I heard its hooves can read men’s minds- Is that a bag of oats?!

Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News


  1. Ramon

    Of course those tits are real. Why the hell would she want boobs that big?

    Anyway, she’s the hottest fatty ever!

  2. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    It doesn’t count for anything if your gut sticks out as far as your boobs….

  3. Cardinal Fang

    Please pose nude Christina before they sag and are lost to time and all we are left are hundreds of pictures of the tops of your sweet tits.

    Do it for me. Do it for mankind.

  4. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is this thing attractive?

    • Sandro

      I would like to see how you would respond if she walked right passed you. I had the pleasure of meeting her in real life and she is gorgeous. Now go suck some cock.

      • Mama Pinkus

        it doesn’t make a person gay if they find garishly dyed hair and oversized implants unnattractive

  5. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    When they’re not carrying purses or have pockets in their clothing, I’ve seen girls place their phone between their breasts. Hendricks must stuff the entire AT&T organization between ‘em

  6. James

    This woman is soooo ugly and fat. once she takes her corset off her fat just plops out. The only people who like her are other fat chicks.
    She also looks about 50 years old, and probably has a saggy worn out p.ussy.

  7. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    marcel proust
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    why does she push them up? no need for that, really

  8. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing more sexy than pale, veiny boobs. She looks much better in the “leaked” photo, at least her skin isn’t two different colors and doesn’t look 50.

  9. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    Only pair of tits that never fail to make me want buttsex

  10. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    ankur garg
    Commented on this photo:

    i want to bounce on them…..!!!1

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