Christina Hendricks: Making Butts on Chests Look Fancy Since 1975

Here’s Christina Hendricks at the premiere of I Don’t Know How She Does It last night where I’m assuming her massive translucent breast-orbs stole the spotlight from the star of the movie Sarah Jessica Parker. “Like a gotdamn titty mountain up in here,” mavens of high society were overheard saying followed by hushed whispers of a tiny horse-woman skulking about. “I heard its hooves can read men’s minds- Is that a bag of oats?!

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