As small children, most of us dreamed about Ronald McDonald having really huge tits. I’m talking so huge you don’t even know how he’s carrying them around, and maybe Grimace should talk to him about steroids. So now that I’ve explained how Christina Hendricks is so popular, here’s her breasts at the Emmys last night where they arrived twenty minutes before her face. — I’m joking. She doesn’t even have one. Ha! Could you imagine?
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