Christina Hendricks Brought Her Monster Breasts #Emmys

August 26th, 2014 // 8 Comments

As small children, most of us dreamed about Ronald McDonald having really huge tits. I’m talking so huge you don’t even know how he’s carrying them around, and maybe Grimace should talk to him about steroids. So now that I’ve explained how Christina Hendricks is so popular, here’s her breasts at the Emmys last night where they arrived twenty minutes before her face. — I’m joking. She doesn’t even have one. Ha! Could you imagine?

Photos: Getty, MPNC/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Geoffrey Arend 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Fucking. Snozzberries.

  2. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Geoffrey Arend 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    Oscar
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    “Yup, I do motorboat these intensely. Hate me!”

  3. Robb7

    Yes, we love the big ones — but she’s lookin’ real messy. Huge forehead, vomit hair and cheap, crap-ass dress! UGH

  4. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Geoffrey Arend 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    You are unworthy of such boobs!!! So am I, but my point still stands.

  5. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Geoffrey Arend 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    He is living every nerd’s dream.

  6. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Geoffrey Arend 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    P. Francis
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    Clearly cries of “Mommy!” have a prominent place in their sex life.

  7. If there were ever a time for Fish to do his non-stop “breast” commentary, this would be it.

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    Swearin
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    One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn’t belong…

  9. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Geoffrey Arend 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    To paraphrase a line from The Producers, “See Leo? All you need is money…”

  10. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    This picture proves that if she didn’t have GIGANTIC awesome boobs she would be a nobody.

  11. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
    nomnomnom
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    Wait’ll they get a load of me….

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    That’s the look of a man who motorboats well and often.

  13. HEY, KOOL-AID!

  14. Miley Cyrusis aslut

    Unfortunately Christina’s breast were not alone, they rest of her body came along with them. Which is a serious downer.

  15. Cock Dr

    The hairdresser should be punished.

  16. Jim

    Yeah, she does have a set of knock-out cones; but she also has the waist of an overweight mom who has given multiple births.

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    She’s really cute when she’s not smiling. But when she does she looks like a harpy flying in to take all of the children.

  18. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    When I was a young lad we would have referred to her as “stacked.” Nowadays I suppose they would call her “statuesque” or use some other less-descriptive adjective.

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    Thought Bubble: “Goddamnit, my butthole itches.”

  20. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    Motorboat, hell! That’s the QEII.

  21. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 66th Primetime Emmy Awards
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    What? You give Christina Hendricks her own gallery?

    thankyouthankyouthankyou

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    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “Are you looking at my giant forehead? You’re doing it wrong..”

  23. right

    you’d have to cum 3 or 4x’s to fully glaze those bewbs.

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