Christina Hendricks’ Breasts Looked Like This At The Emmys

September 18th, 2011 // 85 Comments

And let’s get the obligatory ginger with giant breasts post out of the way.

By voluminous request, here’s Christina Hendricks at the Emmys Sunday night despite the fact she looks exactly like she looks at every single red carpet event: Huge ass on her chest, weird husband by her side. I know I shouldn’t look a gift-tit in the mouth, but there’s only so many times you can fantasize about sexually harassing a busty secretary before it starts to feel like work. “Oh for crying out loud, you broke the copier again? I can’t keep having sex with your breasts every five minutes! This pretend quarterly report isn’t going to pretend file itself. Also, have you seen our new health insurance premiums? How’s that supposed to give me an erection? Obi-Wan Kenobi sending a fax knows what I’m talking about.”

(Warning: Never Inception me.)

Photos: Getty


  1. DogBoy

    Maybe a nice tramp stamp above those cheeks would complete the illusion.

  2. Mr Nice Guy

    Sexist women in Hollywood. She looks Good!

  3. aznative

    im a girl, im all about great boobs and good implants (i might happen to have some…), but her chest really does look ridiculous….its totally arse-shaped!

  4. Jack Napier

    Is the ugly, greasy guy a billionaire? Nothing else makes sense.

    • TomFrank

      No, he’s an actor. Remember Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s co-worker friend from (500) Days of Summer, the one who sings “Proud to Be an American” shit-faced at the karaoke bar? That’s him.

  5. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    When she has a kid, it’s going to be a race between her tits, her belly, and her ass to see who hits the floor first.

  6. forrest gump

    it looks more like a fat ass?

  7. V

    Absolutely ridiculous how she exagerates them as if it were necessary. So gross. A guy would asfixiate trying to motorboat that, seriously. It’s the size of Kim K’s ass.

    Then again… I would use them too if it was the only way I could make people remember me.

  8. Champ

    Sorry, but she always dresses the same and looks the same. Not bad, nothing special, yet doesnt disgust me either.

    Overall I give it a ‘Meh.’

  9. Since this chick has abused one of the sacred commandments of the internet like an elderly man in a home whose family never comes to visit, I shall say: Vag or GTFO!

  10. Tootles

    I hate this fat ginger cunt and her tweedy bird beak. Ya we get it, you have big tits, why must she push them up to her damn clavicle? She’s not pretty, and her head is too small for her ginormous body.

  11. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    Haters are gonna hate… she is absolutely beautiful.

  12. Weaselmouse

    Excellent. It’s like looking at my bare ass on her chest every time I see her. It’s strange.

    • .............................

      her tits look like a butt because her implants are too big for the amount of breast tissue she has

  13. I’d still like to lick her poop cutter.

  14. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    Don’t care what everybody else says. I’d be all over that, given the opportunity.

  15. I’m with her right up until she opens her mouth. To talk, that is.

  16. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    I’m so sick of her stupid wigs.

  17. Shaftzits

    She’s about as tan as a sick E.T.

  18. Luvencub

    She’s just fat. Are there any recent bikini pics of her? Doubtful because she’s always trying to distract from her gross, pale, fat body by using her gross, pale, fat tits.

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    Cock Dr
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    She looks fabulous.
    The boobs are probably artificially enhanced but at least they kinda match the rest of her thick figure.

  20. cc

    I love her eyes.

    No really.

  21. Big Amos

    Oh come one, guys… her all-natural USDA prime organic ginormous american breasts are FANTASTIC. big tits rule! she was by far the most gorgeous actress at the emmys. well, if they were really smart they would have made christina hendricks and sofia vergara present an award together! tit-ageddon!

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    Sweenis McFrecklenut
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    She looks like she has gout

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    Govt. Cheest
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like he is poor and has a small wang. Not sure how he can bang her like she deserves…

  24. jumpin_j

    Said it before, say it again: “Why so serious?”

  25. zomgbie

    if she really wants to make it in hollywood shes gonna need implants or something.

  26. Help

    It looks more like giant bloated pectoral muscles than boobs. I’ll just be sitting over here with my B cups now.

  27. i want to fuck her so bad

  28. rican

    She looks like she would be a sloppy fuck

  29. sunshine

    I know this is off topic, but is she wearing a wig? That hair looks suspicious.

  30. slappy magoo

    She looks like an overly made up mannequin at a sex shop, which is also something I’d like to have sex with.

  31. I gotta say, I’m officially sick of seeing this chicks tits smashed together and jacked up like she’s taking them in for an oil change. Big tits are great…but if that’s your only trick…well, it’s done now right? we’ve seen it, so we can stop paying attention to her now?

    Also, if I might digress from the topic and say this: There is a world of difference between “big” tits, and “fat tits”. EVERY fat chick has huge boobs…because she’s fat. The only reason Christina Hendricks doesn’t weight 200lbs is because her head is so tiny.

    • Sancho Berkowitz

      What kind of harness is she using to hold them up? I imagine a post Civil War era rig made of rawhide and oak like the kind used to pull a team of Oxen.

  32. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
    slappy magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone ever notice her husband kinda looks like “The State” alum Joe Lo Truglio?

    You know who I bet HAS noticed? Joe Lo Truglio, every night he’s not having sex with Christina Hendricks.

  33. TheListener

    In my opinion, as long as a female has a pretty face and nice breasts, she doesn’t have to be thin to be sexy. Heck, she doesn’t even need to have large breasts, but she MUST have a pretty face. No butterface girls. (Ya know. Everything’s great about her, but-her-face.)

  34. anonymoose

    anyone know who jayne mansfield was? jayne is who CH should take wardrobe lessons from. boobs OUT to here, not UP to there. mamms smooshed up under the chin is not a good look unless you’re lying down. there’s no excuse for such an ill-fitting custom made dress, or for boobs that shape in that location.

  35. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    With all that money, you’d think she would buy a better hairpiece. I mean lord, I know of loads of places where you can get better ones with a realistic looking part. Also, those implants are a bit insane.

  36. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    Looks like a fancy night gown more than a dress.

  37. GN

    Dude, you misspelled “Emmys”. If your family’s last name was Johnson, would you call yourself the Johnson’s?

  38. Dan

    I don’t know why everyone is getting on hendricks now about her very ample breasts. Everyone used to comment here about how great they are. I guess it is a fickle bunch.

    I think she still looks very, very yummy.

  39. alice

    This woman is beautiful – I get amused when I see so many people hating on big tits, just admit you’re gay already and go have sex with Emma Watson.

  40. JoJo

    “Gift-tit” is one of the greatest expressions I’ve ever heard. TOTALLY using it from now on!! :)

  41. Simon

    I have no idea why anyone lust after this woman. Yes she has big tits but she is also very fat! and very ugly. Pasty nasty skin, ginger, ugly face, but most of all FAT!
    The only people who like her are other fat chicks who think they are “curvy”

  42. Mama Pinkus

    Mediocre actress, over-botoxed, garish hair dye, over-sized breast implants squeezed into ugly dress – this gal is GROSS

  43. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    she is so white is disgusting

  44. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    How do they do that? It’s like they’re always levitating. Eerie.

  45. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    Fat chick = fat tits.

  46. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    This is how I hold the cock.

  47. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    If I were a guy, this would totally be my wallpaper. It might, anyway.

  48. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    She’s fabulous, y’all probably hating on her because she has perfect tits y’all don’t.

  49. Christina Hendricks Breasts Cleavage Emmys
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    Chrebet In regard to Don’s coaevrsntion with Paris Hilton’s Great-Grandfather, I think he was just looking to be impressed. But the reason Don was there was because when they first met (My Old Kentucky Home), Don wasn’t selling, he was just himself. So Mr. Hilton wanted to give Don a little test just to make sure the ad-man was worth his mettle, as he was considering becoming a client. In turn, Don, who at that time was feeling dashed because the London opportunity appeared to fall through, had to gather himself and land this big fish.

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