Christina Hendricks Can’t Get A Breast Reduction

Here’s Christina Hendricks looking noticeably less chesty at Elton John’s Oscar party which means she either got a breast reduction or we have no fucking clue how female undergarments work. (I didn’t believe that last one either. *resumes trying to unhook bra from mannequin* C’mon…) The important thing is nobody made any rash decisions and screamed to the heavens that they’d cockslap God right in the eye for what has happened here this day. Now if you’ll excuse me, my entire house is on fire some reason. Photo Boy, quit being a pillar of a salt for a minute and open a window for Chrissakes. What’s a matter with you?

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