Presumably after never once looking at her, Yum! Brands has named Christina Aguilera as “the voice” – That happened. – of their World Hunger Relief Effort. Because if there’s one thing starving children want to see, it’s fat waddling on a woman’s face from experiencing the daily luxury of being able to eat her feelings at any given moment. Their little eyes just light up. “Will I to get eat that much now?” one of them will ask, his tiny voice cracking with hope. “No,” will say a grown-up, bringing him back down to reality. “Unless, of course, you best her in combat with this bow and arrow…” (I’m going to be that grown-up if you can’t already tell.)
Photos: NGRE/AKM-GSI, Splash News
Well perhaps she will share her food?
Some of it will probably come up with all the booze.
And finally, a wafer thin mint.
In related news, she’s also been officially named as “The Big Thighs of Arab Spring”, “The Ass of the Serbian Revolution”, and the “Manicure-Pedicure of the African Aids Foundation”.
That woman just gives, and gives, and gives…
“Arab Spring” Aguilera does has a bit of a ring to it..
Skanky and stanky as a whistle!
In the pictures you’re showing in this gallery, she looks normal i.e. not fat.
Tony?
in comparison to pther pics these do look closely to normal or for a normal woman who is 5’1″(or so. not sure she might be an inch or two taller or shorter.) and had a child. if they are thinner then it is an exception. in anyhow there are worse photos out there of her. not to the level of Jessica Simpsom but worse.
In all fairness, she’s a lot smaller than Sally Struthers.
I was about to say, “I don’t understand how the words ‘Sally Struthers’ don’t show up in this story.”
I was gonna say she looks like something that fell off of Sally Struthers. :D
It’s probably a generational thing.
Give her some time. Struthers didn’t blimp out right away.
I can already see the South Park cartoon where Christina eats Sally Struthers, thus passing the torch.
Then Jessica Simpson eats Christina, thus completing the circle of life.
Lots of awesome sally struthers comments. Well done :)
idk, I think I’m giving her a lifetime pass just for doing the theme song for ‘Casa de Mi Padre’. She’s still sexy as hell, if you just focus on her mouth, and cut the rest of her out of the picture.
Her mouth and those chubby bewbs maybe.
“Dear world,
Thank you for going hungry so I can be sated.”
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Good luck with that.
I know what you mean….
Nothing weird about that. I totally would still hit a fat Christina like the fist of an angry god.
LMAO!
without a wand she is enchanting her panties with the words:Erecto Expecto Patronum penis.
The only advice I want from an orange oompa-loompa is how to get the golden ticket for Wonkaville.
I’m glad to see Brooke Hogan landed on her feet.
ewww still HUGE and has trailer park written all over her. looks like a blonde snooki.
I would imagine Jessica Simpson would be a much better representative for World Hunger.
Aand the gig would give Jessica some publicity while she is thinking about maybe starting to consider losing some weight,
Voice of Hunger Relief? So you mean to tell me that whenever she sings her shitty music she gets fatter?
She should focus on solving world hunger by breast feeding.
I’ll take the left tit.
This reminds me when Sally Struthers would would talk about feeding the starving children.
She has fattened up a bit over the years, but she’s still hot. I’d rather have her this way than all coked out and banged up (*cough* Lindsay *cough*).
I think she looks GOOD!! so tired of this white BONEY,SKINNY women!! Look at hip hop women they are so HOT!! they got meat some meat on!! they know what their man like meat on their bones!!! you go girl you look good don’t let this boney,skinny bitches tell you that u look fat Christina!!! your past is the past and so what!! keep your head up girl!!
“you go girl” people still say that?
Lol…Christina Aguilera is the new Sally Struthers!!!
You know what’s weird? I was just thinking about eating out Christina Aguilera and bam..this story hits.
This woman is a 31 year old mother, not some teenage slut bag dancing around for approval. Who gives a shit how much she weighs!!