Christina Aguilera’s Fat Is Ruining ‘The Voice’

February 6th, 2012 // 138 Comments
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Seen here taking her son to a show that claims Michael Jackson is “immortal” yet, somehow, not a single person goes, “Child sacrifice, ‘ey? Not on my watch,” Christina Aguilera‘s weight is becoming the tights-wearing elephant in the room on the set of The Voice, according to the National Enquirer:

“Christina holds up pro­duction with her constant demands, saying, ‘Don’t make me look fat’ or ‘Don’t show my butt,’ ” the insider revealed.
“She’s insisted the cam­eramen only shoot her at flattering angles, forcing a few segments to be reshot. She also demands that the stylists bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she’s always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thin­ner.”

“Blake and Cee Lo get annoyed at Christina’s silly requests, but Adam really can’t stand it,” ex­plained the insider. “He’s the first one to say that she’s unpro­fessional and producers shouldn’t reshoot takes just because she doesn’t like how she looks.”

What I want to know is how they’re actually shooting scenes that don’t make her look fat. Is The Voice even budgeted for CGI? Because I could see Adam Levine getting pissed about that. That’s back-end revenue right out of his pocket. “Well, folks, there were going to be bonuses, but then the McRib came back, and let’s just say one of you is apparently allergic to jogging.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. cc

    I’ve conducted my own root cause analysis and, in fact, it’s fried grease that’s the ruining The Voice.

  2. Christina isn’t even close to being ‘fat’!!

    Christina, you look beautiful.. no matter what they say :) Words can’t bring you down!

    But if you’re being a diva because you don’t like how you look, well shame shame.. so you have some extra curves! FLAUNT IT!

    • Do_Freebird

      I totally agree. Christina IS not close to being fat. She was close to being fat 18 months ago. She was close to being Obese a year ago. She is now close to being designated a dirigible.

      • Any Guy

        ah, don’t you love when other fat broads try to cover for fat broads? newsflash – Xtina = fucking immensely fat. Laura, the DOUBLE CHINS don’t give it away? puh-lease.

      • cc

        Let’s not carried away, right now she’s still at the ‘toothed or baleen whale’ stage.

      • Random Person

        Broads? What is this, the 1940′s? And besides, at least she isn’t anorexic or bulimic, which is probably the normal American’s standard for beauty.

      • Anorexia and bulimia are sickly states of mind. Fuck you. You might as well be kicking down a person on crutches. Go to Hell, you “Random” Asshole.

    • karlito

      i guess she wouldn’t be considered fat when she lives in a country where 1/3 of the population is considered obese…(that’s 100 lbs more than their ideal weight). but you have to admit she is a lot bigger than she should be for a woman her age and height. she’s probably 20-30 lbs more than she should be. IMOA i think she globs on the makeup to hide her weight issues. she looks better with less makeup and less weight. she has the money for lipo and trainers…she should go for it

      • Karlito you are being kind; this chick definitely needs to drop 50 pounds if not more.

      • Nah, karl is probably closer — she’s only five feet tall, so 30 pounds is going to look like 50 on a normal girl. If you scraped off all the fat, it might weigh as much as Max beside her, there.

      • Amy

        Just to clarify. To be obese you don’t need to be 100 lbs over your ideal weight. You can be as few as 30 lbs over a healthy weight and still have a bmi over 30 (obese).

      • I love how all of the fat-sensitive people are thumbs-downing your comments, even though you speak the truth. #ignoranceisbliss

    • lily

      lol she is a fucking whale

    • The Royal Penis

      I find your name, “Kockelkorn”, very amusing.

    • fuckityfuck

      She’s a blonde Snooki, don’t encourage her to flaunt anything other than a burka from now on

    • Jenni

      Thank you! I think Christina is still very beautiful and she has more talent than most pop stars of today. I really cannot believe how much she is picked on because she isn’t as skinny as she used to be. I cannot believe how shallow this world is.

      • John Moors

        Her only talent was shaking her ass and grinding strip poles crooning about her love for cock. Get her fat whale ass off television. She’s a blimp and should be ashamed. The very sight of her makes me want to vomit. Her husband must hate to see her naked and no doubt craves a woman who doesn’t have B.O in her backfat.

  3. The good thing is that she’s got Jordan Bratman out of her life. That guy was clearly holding her back. Or together. Which one is it where you protect someone from themselves?

  4. Do_Freebird

    I can solve this problem in three words:

    Size Eighteen Burqa.

    Thank you.

  5. Johnny P!

    Just keep her chair turned facing away from the contestants for the entire Season 2. Problem solved!

  6. EricLr

    Why not just replace her with someone who’s easier to work with, like Cybil Shepard or Kathie Lee Gifford?

  7. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler Max Bratman
    diego
    Commented on this photo:

    Boy George is pulling a Sandusky with a 4 year old twink! Quick, somebody call JoePa! Wait… What’s that? He’s dead? No shit. Well, it’d do just about as much good as telling him while he was alive, so…

  8. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler Max Bratman
    shewashot
    Commented on this photo:

    I used to fap at least once a day to this chick. Now, I must avoid my cock to see her at all cost. Fat is a boner killer.

  9. JK

    You know Krissy…fuck off. You’ve got millions of dollars and all the time in the world. I have no sympathy for her whiny shit. She can buy the best foods, the best trainers, and going by what she did to her tits years ago the best surgeons. She could easily find the time and cash to sculpt herself into more or less what she was and just doesn’t. You deserve every wide angle shot on your wide angle ass and if you don’t like, tough…drop the ho-hos and do something about it as no one deserves to take your whiny crap and delays.

  10. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler Max Bratman
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s so self-conscious about her weight…maybe she shouldn’t wear the “cross your camel-toe” tights that lift and separate.

    Just a thought ladies…if you gain 50 lbs but still dress in your old clothes, we can still see you.

    • vgirl

      That’s the thing. She can’t fit into her old size 2 jeans there fore she’s wearing the shit out of her tights.

      • That’s why Jesus invented the mumu…he died on the cross so that we wouldn’t have to look at this!

        admittedly my understanding of christian mythology is a little sketchy.

  11. cagster

    A tight-wearing elephant in the room would still weigh less than Christina.

  12. Haddo01

    I’m sorry, but this is how the filming of all these types of shows goes down. The Kardashians act this way, that chick from the pussycat dolls, Adam Levine is probably more of a bitch then all of them combined…
    Even for sitcoms and TV shows, pretty much every actor has a set of flattering angles that they prefer to be shot from. It doesn’t matter if she’s fat or not, and personally I think its better than having to watch a disturbed woman with anorexia nervosa and orange skin shiver while drinking redbull

    • LOL!
      I think Haddo01 is referring to DEMI MOORE, and I could not agree with Haddo01 more (about Demi) ! LOL!

      Lately, every time Demi Moore’s ORANGE, 82 lb Anorexic body pops up on the internet (or tabloids) I just cringe!…Demi looks like crap!…And… Demi has looked like crap for a very long time.

      So yes, I’d rather look at Christina than Demi Moore any day.

      (and PS: For Christina though..PLEASE stop getting those weird Orange fake spray tans….All they do is streak down your legs and make you look like a Jaundice victim…Orange skin wont make your body look thinner—sorry Christina!)

  13. Deacon Jones

    I am the only one that’s willing to bet everything they own that Adam Levine sucks cock when he gets a couple apple martinis in him? While looking in the mirror, “American Psycho” style?

  14. Frank Burns

    You would need a PhD in geometry and optics to find a flattering camera angle for this woman. That, and a four-leaf clover.

    • it had to be said

      Do they give PhDs in geometry? Because I did pretty well sophomore year in high school. Do they owe me a degree?

  15. SIN

    She just has a little more cushion on her. I hate fucking the skinny ones and having their pelvis poke me.

    You just grab ahold of Christina and ride her like crazy.

  16. Eddie Baby

    It’s tough to keep in shape when you have private chefs prepare the right food, personal trainers help you exercise, and nannies to take care of the kids.

  17. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler Max Bratman
    Elle Diabla
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotdamn that kid is ugly. Maybe he’s just Vitamin D deficient. Hm

  18. I saw a flattering photo of Christina recently… from a geosynchronous orbit on Google Earth.

  19. Charissa

    1999-2000 Christina was a size 0. Stick thin, now she is healthy 31 year old mother of a small boy. She was 19-20 back then, now she is comfortable. Leave my girl alone!

    • Juaquin ingles

      It’s not healthy to be fat, no matter how you Stay Puffs spin it.

    • Bianca

      It’s not difficult to be a size 0 when you’re 5 feet tall. Also, she was thin when she gave birth and pretty much bounced back. It was only within the last year she really let herself go.

      • Lucy

        You’re obviously not 5 foot tall… I’m a size 2 at 5 foot. I run 3 times a week, majored in nutrition and am in decent shape, but a size 0 will NEVER fit on me due to my hips. Theyre not huge but they won’t fit in a 0. so while I agree she is short and should be thinner, don’t say it’s “easy” because it’s not.

      • People have different builds…my friend is 5’4″ and is naturally a 00…and she’s been eating the right amount of food all her life.

    • kaiserina

      Uh, having a baby doesn’t automatically make you a fatty. I had a kid and was in my pre-pregnancy jeans within the week, and you know why? I ate like a normal human being and exercised! I didn’t get personal trainers, chefs or anything that this chick has access to, I got off my ass and acted like a responsible adult, not a frenzied eatbeast for 9 months. This is what happens when you have an eating disorder and/or a drinking/drug problem. Oh and no self-control, responsibility or willpower. All the personal trainers in the world can’t help you if you’re shoveling cupcakes into your gaping maw nonstop.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        You sound very relaxed and happy and content. Not at all military school-like. Lucky *kid*. Shudder.

  20. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler Max Bratman
    vgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    The real reason she only wears tights anymore is because she can’t fit into any of her regular pants anymore.

  21. stratacat

    She’s clearly unhappy with her looks but instead of cutting back and eating only 3 pieces of her 18 piece bucket of chicken and taking a stroll on a treadmill once in a while, this fat bitch wants to whine and abuse other people??

    fuck her! I have a full-time job, go to grad school full-time, cook at home every night and still find time to get my ass to the gym.

    lazy ass fat bitch…

  22. That fedora makes her ass look fat.

    • Schmidtler

      idk if the fedora is helping, but I am sure it’s all that ass fat that’s making her ass look fat.

  23. modemscrotum

    What did one tampon say to the other?
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    .Nothing, they’re both stuck up bitches

  24. Tyrone Biggums

    Watch out kid……….it’s Jabba the Slut.

  25. Lisa

    Oh get OFF IT. Why does every famous person have to be some skinny bobble head. It she was pressed about being fat she’d simply get a trainer, a nutritionist or plastic surgery to fix it. She doesn’t seem to care so I don’t know why anyone else does. It’s called THE VOICE not Christina’s body.

    • arnieblackblack

      But she is plump as fuck. It is called ‘The Voice’ NOT ‘The Fat Ass’ – this goes for Cee-Lo too, but not as much.

      • justathought

        why doesn’t it go for Cee-Lo too? He’s twice her size! Oh wait, it’s because it’s socially acceptable for men to be big but women aren’t allowed past a size 2. I’m not saying that she’s at her her healthiest weight ever, but don’t let him off easy. If you have a problem with her size you should have MORE of a problem with his.

    • kaiserina

      When you spent the previous 15 years of your life writhing around half-naked to sell your music, then you have pretty much ensured that it will ALWAYS be about your body. Yes, Christina can sing, but when you market yourself as tits and ass, don’t be surprised when that’s what people talk about. Especially when by all accounts, you are a horrible, miserable flaming cunt to everyone you work with…people aren’t going to be nice to you. Fatty.

  26. Guesty

    Why do formerly ‘hot’ (peaked at 17, giving empowering lectures now about loving their back rolls) creatures like Christina Aguilera and Demi Lovato immediately begin to dress like Wynonna Judd or the Trench Coat Mafia the minute they give up their gym memberships?

    • common sense

      Demi Lovato is recovering from an eating disorder. She gained weight because she stopped puking after every meal. She wasn’t ‘hot’, she was ill.

  27. skunk

    she should exercise

  28. Alice

    #Lisa “Why does every famous person have to be some skinny bobble head.”
    Every famous person doesn’t have to be skinny, but if you’re overweight, and you’re holding up production in order to be filmed in the most flattering light, then maybe you should eat less and exercise more. That, or accept who you are.

  29. How does she keep escaping from the back forty?

  30. Carolyn

    If you’re concerned about looking fat why do you wear the kind of clothes she has on here?

  31. lily

    haha love it. also love how she tells all these magazines she “loves her curves and so does her boyfriend.” what a fat fucking hypocrite. instead of making the camera men re shoot your pudgy ass, get on a treadmill and stop stuffing your face. she is pennsylvania trailer trash!

    • AnnaDraconida

      Most “curvy” celebrities do that, say how much they love their fat rolls & then insist on having their photos retouched, getting filmed from flattering angles, stuff themselves into corsets etc.

      • Bee Bee

        Exactly, so fuckin tired of this. If you hate your damned fat rolls, just say you hate them and get on the treadmill, instead of pretending. Nobody is going to be convinced.

  32. Josue

    She’s fierce.

  33. The Royal Penis

    I didn’t know Miss Piggs had a retarded child. Good for her.

  34. Seamus Tierney

    Isn’t this sweet… Paula Dean and here grandson in matching fedoras!

  35. Rob Ryener

    They should “This Is Spinal Tap” this whole fiasco, shit menstruation and all. Give Taylor Momsen something to do other than showing her tits.

  36. CaseWorker

    Anyone remember way back when Britney Spears got pregnant and Cristina mocked her in an interview and said her career would be over because having a baby would make her fat? Funny how that shit comes full circle eventually.

  37. Rakeem

    If Rhianna shits on the stage it’s art, If Christina shits on the stage it’s self tanner. Fucking double standard.

  38. puddleduck

    Yeah, and her fat is killing my eyes.

  39. Alitax

    If she doesn’t like looking the way she does, then why the fuck isn’t she working with a nutritionist/personal chef/personal trainer etc like all the other absurdly rich people? Jesus. First world problems: I’m too well fed!

  40. forrest gump

    is it only possible in the USA to entertain like a stand up comedian when you’re this FAT & LAZY?

  41. Terry

    Oh hell no!
    You can pinch more than an inch on that fat ass. Extina has more rolls than Perrelli tires during the Indianapolis 500.

  42. Sean

    I think she’s hot, curves and all.

  43. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler Max Bratman
    hijkmno
    Commented on this photo:

    she certainly has a type, doesn’t she?

  44. Tricky_Fish

    That’s kind of like saying an Insane Clown Posse album was ruined by an inability to understand magnets. It’s hard to ruin something that sucks already.

  45. Phil

    I’d hit that…

  46. WTF??

    She is not fat. She is 30 and her metabolism has slowed down and she is not living on diet pills and caffeine.

    • Jenni

      No hun, I’m a huge Christina fan and I can honestly say she let herself go. She was thin and fit right after she gave birth so she has the will power. I think the divorce from her husband is what caused all this binge eating. I hate that it takes away from the fact that she is such a talented singer.

      • cate

        It wouldn’t “take away” anything if you stopped caring if she gained a little weight. For god’s sakes. She’s only human. We all get stressed out, we all gain weight from time to time. I think it’s shitty not to give her the same grace you’d giver yourself.
        I don’t hear anyone saying anything about Adele being plus sized (as they shouldn’t). I think you just put your own expectations on what you think she should look like. Maybe if you all stopped putting your expectations on other people, especially those you’ve never met, the world would be a better place, with a lot less needless negativity.

      • Lucy

        1st of All, Adele was never a thin girl, dancing half naked to her sexy “Dirrrty” songs and selling it. This girl did that and it worked, she got everybody pulled in and then she just lets herself get this big? Why? She is an amazing singer, going for the new Aretha look? She cannot handle that weight on her height. She will soon be a round sphere. Her a** already has it’s own orbit. Adele is full on class and never tried to sell it sexy and dirrrty. Just class. Thats why Adele never takes off her clothes, she never had to. Alert me when James Bond asks Christina to sing his opening song next time!!

  47. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler Max Bratman
    Van
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe if she would stop looking like a slob, she wouldn’t look so unflattering. Hire a stylist who can dress your body type so you still look great!

  48. mean tina

    Christina is as pyscho as Britney post-popdom, just overshadowed. She has needed intensive therapy for half a decade now.

  49. Christina Aguilera Tight Pants Matthew Rutler Max Bratman
    mrs.chanels
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks good…lol

  50. Jenni

    Christina,

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