Christina Aguilera’s Boyfriend Loves Her Fat Ass

The Superficial | January 9, 2012 - 1:00 pm

“Ho ho ho ho… ha ha ha ha…. This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive.”

Seen here at the Television Something or Rather promoting The Voice, Christina Aguilera apparently wanted people to know that she’s happy with looking perpetually pregnant and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler can’t get enough of her bouncy house vagina. People reports:

“Women, we are definitely under a microscope and under massive scrutiny,” Aguilera, 31, said. “As long as I am happy in my own skin, that is all that is all the confirmation I need.”
But, she adds, it’s nice to have approval of the one she loves, including her beau, Matt Rutler. “I have a boyfriend that loves my body,” she says. “I love my body, my son is healthy and happy and that is all that matters.”

Of course all this protesting makes you wonder if her ex-husband Jordan Bratman wasn’t appreciative of her “fuller, more natural” American physique despite the fact he’s a goddamn mole creature.

CHRISTINA: We’re not going to your parents’ this year for Christmas. I can’t fit down that hole anymore.
JORDAN: You’ve been overeating on purpose! You never liked them.
CHRISTINA: Oh my God, again with this?!

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