Christina Aguilera’s Butt is All Natural

June 24th, 2011 // 122 Comments

In this day and age of Brazilian butt infusions, or whatever the hell I just learned Kim Kardashian probably has, it’s refreshing to find celebrities who still grow their gigantic asses the natural way. So, here’s to you, Christina Aguilera, for daring to be an individual and ironically wearing yoga pants. You’re a true inspiration.

Photo: Flynet

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  1. Clarence Beeks

    She has GOT to STOP with the fucking leggings. She looks horrible in them!

  2. Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Butt Yoga Pants
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember when She used to be Hot, now She is so NOT

  3. internet police

    Her ass looks fine. When did Fish become such a raging cunt?

  4. Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Butt Yoga Pants
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    whoa! 3-D cameltoe!

  5. Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Butt Yoga Pants
    god_damn
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    isn’t that just uncomfortable ?? it’s like her vajayjay’s tryin’ to eat those tight ass britches

  6. is it just me or was “real men of genius” playing as i read that post?

  7. Obvious Troll

    I used to to think she was the hottest thing.

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    nathaniel hornblower
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    not AS hot…still pretty damned hot

  9. She might want to consider putting some preservatives in that cottage cheese before it goes bad.

  10. hilarious pic of kelley brook

    …getting a nice eyefull of some random dude’s junk on the beach!

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20110624/Kelly%20Brook%20Purple%20Swimsuit/kelly-brook-bikini-7.html

    too funny

    • congratulations on your non-sequitur.

    • grumpy crustacean

      Hey just wondering…don’t you libtard socialist muslim buttlicking backbone lacking suckers ever wonder why no natural disasters HERE IN THE US are covered now??? Hmm.
      The ice storms in KY/IN/IL – Obama does nothing, sees nothing, says nothing. Media ok with it.
      NASHVILLE area – more deaths and destruction than Katrina. NOTHING in the msm/sorososphere. Did King O ever pay them a visit, even?? HS out to lunch…still he doesn’t catch the blame. HMMM…
      MISSISSIPPI RIVER – again, where is the DOHS??? Or Obama??????
      Now: North Dakota. What next?

      One can only surmise: it’s fine as long as Midwestern rubes are taking the hit.

      Right, elitists??? Fuck any and all of those who defend this lawless administration.

      • grumpy crustacean

        Ahhhhhhhhh then there’s the Middle East.

        We’re fighting with the “rebels” in Libya (which is now an ILLEGAL WAR), and now YEMEN…

        What of Syria and Iran??? Their regimes were left to slaughter THOUSANDS unfettered. Wonder why?
        Oh, no…let the most anti-Israel regimes go, but fight alongside the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, Libya, and now Yemen.

        Makes sense to me.

      • Kevin

        You crack me up Grumpy … and such a refreshing outlook expressed in your parroting of conservative propaganda talking points. You must listen to conservative talk radio 24/7 to be so incredibly misinformed about what FEMA is doing to address the national tragedies we have experienced in recent weeks. You should be commended for your dedication to the republican party. Not many people would exhibit such intense loyalty and blind devotion to a political party which could care less what happens to its mid-to-low income constituents. Oh … and one more thing … couldn’t you have found a more appropriate story or web site where you could dump your conservative dribble?

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    god_damn
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    as if the cottage cheese ass and ginormous camel toe weren’t enough she’s got a biscuit head and a wonk eye too…didn’t this chic used to be cute ? wtf happened ?

  12. SIN

    We have watch tha ass grow so we know its real. Just want to jump on it and treat it like an E ticket ride.

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    Cock Dr
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    The “I ditched the Mole-Man & got a new boyfriend who likes to drink as much as I do” party just keep on rolling.

  14. Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Butt Yoga Pants
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    wow a built in female condom in those leggings.

  15. cc

    So is Dannon yogurt and I don’t eat that either.

  16. Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Butt Yoga Pants
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    All I see here is her sweet thread of dental floss.

  17. Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Butt Yoga Pants
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    sweaty camel toe is a delicacy in some parts of the world. Mostly places where they don’t use toilet paper and just eat with the other hand, but places nonetheless.

  18. RoboZombie

    She’s catching up to Jennifer Love Hewitt..and they will both be Kirstie Allie if they are not careful.

  19. You know how wine becomes better with age…but milk just gets disgusting?

    Christina is just getting fatter.

  20. RoboZombie

    Uh…Pic #5. I’m guessing she doesn’t have to disrobe at the gyno…

  21. See Alice

    P Middy’s butt is the hottest !

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    Jessica
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    This chic is incredibly bow leggeded and just.. Was not blessed with decent legs. There was a calf removal somewhere along the line

  23. Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Butt Yoga Pants
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    i’d ride that ass no prob, it’s the hair that kinda bothers me.
    who the hell else over 15 yo still crimps their hair in 2011

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    Jessica
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    That’s not dental floss it’s a super blonde piece of hair extension

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    Roxy
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    She looks like Miley Cyrus here LOL

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    congress is out for lunch
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    so is a photo like this a crop job?
    or does the photographer walk right up and take photos of her crotch?

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    Zeus
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    I thought she was Mexican, not Minotaur.

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    Jake Gyllenhaal
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    You know you’re a baller when Kirsten Dunst carries your bags behind you.

  29. Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Butt Yoga Pants
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    FYI Christina, spanx are to be worn underneath your clothing to camouflage your malformed, grotesque ass, and not as an actual article of clothing which highlights them.

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    Lucille
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    She rolled in like a hoop.

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    shonzie
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    mmm… peanut butter!

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    Linzie
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    I’d love to say something nasty but i actually think she looks cute here

    • Jack Ketch

      She actually looks half-decent without the loads of foundation, lipstick and fake eyelashes … Jesus, I swear she plugs up the sink when she washes it off …

  33. Janice Marie

    With all their money and resources, I honestly don’t understand how famous chicks get fat. I’d pay someone to follow me around to ensure I don’t pig out.

    • alexxx

      When I was a little girl my logic ran like this:

      If rich people have so much money, why aren’t they all extremely fat? If I had that kind of money, I’d be able to buy whatever I wanted to eat. And I mean, anything at any time..any where.

      That has now morphed. I’m pretty sure if I was rich, I would have a way fitter body than I do now. I mean, right now I’m not really working out, yet I do have a nice, curvy, non-flabby body. If I didn’t have to worry about money, I’d have more time for myself to be in my prime.

  34. Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Butt Yoga Pants
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    Holy fuck….I’ve seen asses with cracks as long as the one on her camel toe, just astounding.

  35. Linzie

    She’s starting to look like a Barbapapa

  36. Christina Aguilera Camel Toe Butt Yoga Pants
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    Chic in the back has the same body as Christina. Give her some long, blonde extensions and a pair of Christian Lou’s, and there you go.

  37. papastryfe

    She looks like shes got a half-crack…i miss her Genie in a bottle days…now its Genie in a cement truck.

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    Amy
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    Al Pacino is trying to be discrete about not having to stare at the travesty in front of him. “Oh, look, flowers!”

  39. Venom

    She is not terrible.
    Actually has talent.
    Is probably a demon in the sack.
    And will buy you a Bentley if you ask.

    I’m good with her.

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    Drundel
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    Its like she gave up on life.

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    Jack Ketch
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    Those are some very sensible walking shoes … not.

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    maeby
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    it looks like she just got off a horse and then puckered up.

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    kimmykimkim
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    This is the packaging Beiber should’ve used for his purfume.

  44. UnholyKrep

    Whatcha got here is yer basic free range fat ass.

    No fillers, additives, or hormone injections. Looking just like the crime of nature it was always meant to be.

  45. Cinderella

    Nice hat Cousin It!

  46. Turd Ferguson

    Body by Kettle One and Fritos.

  47. MLVC

    I now have the sudden urge for a scratch n sniff

  48. NightmareCentral

    It must suck knowing that your hottest days were when you were under 21. Is she even 30? Looks like a daytime stripper.

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    Racer X
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    Too HOT!

  50. HITLER

    anyone wanna sniff?

    p.s. I LOVE KIDS!!!

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