In this day and age of Brazilian butt infusions, or whatever the hell I just learned Kim Kardashian probably has, it’s refreshing to find celebrities who still grow their gigantic asses the natural way. So, here’s to you, Christina Aguilera, for daring to be an individual and ironically wearing yoga pants. You’re a true inspiration.
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She has GOT to STOP with the fucking leggings. She looks horrible in them!
She looks horrible full stop.
hooray for Butt Hour!
Bianca, the thing is, you can tell who is solid muscle, who is pure fat, and who is in between in those kind of pants. Xtina looks mushy, and leggings do not lie.
So not flattering. I have a super vain health freak mom who never let me wear sweat pants or leggings unless it was to work out. She said it was bc ppl get too comfortable in them and let their pants stretch to accomadate their fatness. I never undertsood her until seeing pics like these.
Good god, thanks mom! I hope you avoided the binging/purging this kind of mothering brings on . . .
+1000
oops….my previous comment was supposed to be here. :)
I remember when She used to be Hot, now She is so NOT
Her ass looks fine. When did Fish become such a raging cunt?
^^ new to the superficial ^^ everyone say hello to the fuzz
Oh – and agreed on xtina’s caboose…it’s scrumpdillyicious!
whoa! 3-D cameltoe!
isn’t that just uncomfortable ?? it’s like her vajayjay’s tryin’ to eat those tight ass britches
is it just me or was “real men of genius” playing as i read that post?
“mr lycra/spandex inveh-heentor…”
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I used to to think she was the hottest thing.
not AS hot…still pretty damned hot
She might want to consider putting some preservatives in that cottage cheese before it goes bad.
…getting a nice eyefull of some random dude’s junk on the beach!
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20110624/Kelly%20Brook%20Purple%20Swimsuit/kelly-brook-bikini-7.html
too funny
congratulations on your non-sequitur.
only thing missing is some rant about barak hussein/libtard/socialism
no hyphen, smart guy
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/non+sequitur
Hey just wondering…don’t you libtard socialist muslim buttlicking backbone lacking suckers ever wonder why no natural disasters HERE IN THE US are covered now??? Hmm.
The ice storms in KY/IN/IL – Obama does nothing, sees nothing, says nothing. Media ok with it.
NASHVILLE area – more deaths and destruction than Katrina. NOTHING in the msm/sorososphere. Did King O ever pay them a visit, even?? HS out to lunch…still he doesn’t catch the blame. HMMM…
MISSISSIPPI RIVER – again, where is the DOHS??? Or Obama??????
Now: North Dakota. What next?
One can only surmise: it’s fine as long as Midwestern rubes are taking the hit.
Right, elitists??? Fuck any and all of those who defend this lawless administration.
Ahhhhhhhhh then there’s the Middle East.
We’re fighting with the “rebels” in Libya (which is now an ILLEGAL WAR), and now YEMEN…
What of Syria and Iran??? Their regimes were left to slaughter THOUSANDS unfettered. Wonder why?
Oh, no…let the most anti-Israel regimes go, but fight alongside the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, Libya, and now Yemen.
Makes sense to me.
You crack me up Grumpy … and such a refreshing outlook expressed in your parroting of conservative propaganda talking points. You must listen to conservative talk radio 24/7 to be so incredibly misinformed about what FEMA is doing to address the national tragedies we have experienced in recent weeks. You should be commended for your dedication to the republican party. Not many people would exhibit such intense loyalty and blind devotion to a political party which could care less what happens to its mid-to-low income constituents. Oh … and one more thing … couldn’t you have found a more appropriate story or web site where you could dump your conservative dribble?
as if the cottage cheese ass and ginormous camel toe weren’t enough she’s got a biscuit head and a wonk eye too…didn’t this chic used to be cute ? wtf happened ?
We have watch tha ass grow so we know its real. Just want to jump on it and treat it like an E ticket ride.
The “I ditched the Mole-Man & got a new boyfriend who likes to drink as much as I do” party just keep on rolling.
wow a built in female condom in those leggings.
Haha! that made me laugh so hard
So is Dannon yogurt and I don’t eat that either.
All I see here is her sweet thread of dental floss.
sweaty camel toe is a delicacy in some parts of the world. Mostly places where they don’t use toilet paper and just eat with the other hand, but places nonetheless.
LOL
She’s catching up to Jennifer Love Hewitt..and they will both be Kirstie Allie if they are not careful.
You know how wine becomes better with age…but milk just gets disgusting?
Christina is just getting fatter.
Uh…Pic #5. I’m guessing she doesn’t have to disrobe at the gyno…
P Middy’s butt is the hottest !
You’re a fucking moron!
Your a f’ing imbecile !
This chic is incredibly bow leggeded and just.. Was not blessed with decent legs. There was a calf removal somewhere along the line
i’d ride that ass no prob, it’s the hair that kinda bothers me.
who the hell else over 15 yo still crimps their hair in 2011
That’s not dental floss it’s a super blonde piece of hair extension
She looks like Miley Cyrus here LOL
so is a photo like this a crop job?
or does the photographer walk right up and take photos of her crotch?
I thought she was Mexican, not Minotaur.
You know you’re a baller when Kirsten Dunst carries your bags behind you.
FYI Christina, spanx are to be worn underneath your clothing to camouflage your malformed, grotesque ass, and not as an actual article of clothing which highlights them.
She rolled in like a hoop.
mmm… peanut butter!
I’d love to say something nasty but i actually think she looks cute here
She actually looks half-decent without the loads of foundation, lipstick and fake eyelashes … Jesus, I swear she plugs up the sink when she washes it off …
With all their money and resources, I honestly don’t understand how famous chicks get fat. I’d pay someone to follow me around to ensure I don’t pig out.
When I was a little girl my logic ran like this:
If rich people have so much money, why aren’t they all extremely fat? If I had that kind of money, I’d be able to buy whatever I wanted to eat. And I mean, anything at any time..any where.
That has now morphed. I’m pretty sure if I was rich, I would have a way fitter body than I do now. I mean, right now I’m not really working out, yet I do have a nice, curvy, non-flabby body. If I didn’t have to worry about money, I’d have more time for myself to be in my prime.
Holy fuck….I’ve seen asses with cracks as long as the one on her camel toe, just astounding.
She’s starting to look like a Barbapapa
Chic in the back has the same body as Christina. Give her some long, blonde extensions and a pair of Christian Lou’s, and there you go.
She looks like shes got a half-crack…i miss her Genie in a bottle days…now its Genie in a cement truck.
Rubbing her the right way…with flapjacks
Al Pacino is trying to be discrete about not having to stare at the travesty in front of him. “Oh, look, flowers!”
She is not terrible.
Actually has talent.
Is probably a demon in the sack.
And will buy you a Bentley if you ask.
I’m good with her.
Looks like she’ll let you jizz all over her leggings too. She’s a sweetheart.
Its like she gave up on life.
Those are some very sensible walking shoes … not.
it looks like she just got off a horse and then puckered up.
This is the packaging Beiber should’ve used for his purfume.
FTW
Whatcha got here is yer basic free range fat ass.
No fillers, additives, or hormone injections. Looking just like the crime of nature it was always meant to be.
Nice hat Cousin It!
Body by Kettle One and Fritos.
I now have the sudden urge for a scratch n sniff
It must suck knowing that your hottest days were when you were under 21. Is she even 30? Looks like a daytime stripper.
Too HOT!
anyone wanna sniff?
p.s. I LOVE KIDS!!!