Christina Aguilera Was a Lesbian The Whole Time

October 15th, 2010 // 86 Comments

A source for RadarOnline claims Christina Aguilera tried to pick her up at a gay bar – with Jordan Bratman in tow – for apparently such is her wont:

The source said Christina waved to her, but that she was confused because her husband Jordan was at the bar with her.
“The bodyguard told me it was an understanding within their marriage and that she brings girls home and Jordan’s okay with it,” the woman said.
“I met Christina in the bathroom and she told me she liked to play with girls. I ended up not pursuing anything with it because the situation just seemed so weird to me, but Christina was definitely looking to hook up.”
According to the source, Christina has been known to frequently approach women while out at gay bars in Los Angeles.

Somewhere Samantha Ronson just went, “Oh hell yes,” before reverting back to her gargoyle form that only Quasimodo can see. Which I’m pretty sure is what Carl Paladino tried to warn us about. “Them queeahs shift shape, I tell ya!”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Christina Aguilera Lesbian Rumors
    Hmmmmm
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    My boner just got a boner

  2. Butt Lovin Bear 401

    I wonder how long it will be before we see Xtina & Paris Hilton hanging out because I think Paris Hilton “plays for the other team”. I’ll bet in short order we’ll be seeing pictures of the two of them leaving Hilton’s place or some hotel at 4am.

  3. Christina Aguilera Lesbian Rumors
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    legs wernt always like that i’m thinking lypo they cave to much at top and lack muscle so show she worked of babyfat didnt have it sucked out lol and as for the rumor about sam ronson, if she is into women i would imagine she has better taste than that.Sams a beast. If she did take that trip it was probs just a learning curve into what she needs to do lol

  4. Spank_Bank21

    I am so very ok with this.

  5. daisy

    She is so totally lost and going to hell. She is crazy, she is a lesbian, and she will come to no good end. I wouldn’t want to be her on Judgment Day.

    • Jehova H. Allah

      Judgment day? BWAHAHAHA You’re one of those crazy people who believe works of fiction are real aren’t you? Look, even if your book of fantasies were correct there wouldn’t be anything wrong with her being lesbian anyway, you might want to go read the bible properly before you preach it you dumb whore…

  6. Calvin

    forums which are across the same matters? Thanks a lot!

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