A source for RadarOnline claims Christina Aguilera tried to pick her up at a gay bar – with Jordan Bratman in tow – for apparently such is her wont:
The source said Christina waved to her, but that she was confused because her husband Jordan was at the bar with her.
“The bodyguard told me it was an understanding within their marriage and that she brings girls home and Jordan’s okay with it,” the woman said.
“I met Christina in the bathroom and she told me she liked to play with girls. I ended up not pursuing anything with it because the situation just seemed so weird to me, but Christina was definitely looking to hook up.”
According to the source, Christina has been known to frequently approach women while out at gay bars in Los Angeles.
Somewhere Samantha Ronson just went, “Oh hell yes,” before reverting back to her gargoyle form that only Quasimodo can see. Which I’m pretty sure is what Carl Paladino tried to warn us about. “Them queeahs shift shape, I tell ya!”
Photos: Splash News
holy fuck, that’s HOT!!!
Yeah. Have fun. With that fantasy. Even though she would feel nothing for you for it.
1st
Epic fail.
holy fuck, that’s HOT!!!!
Please let me find her in a gay bar. I would have absolutely no qualms about going home with her. Although there would be a strict understanding that her beast of a husband has to leave the premises.
An Open Letter to Christina Aguilera:
Dearest Christina,
I promise to ‘tuck’ if you will allow me the honor of spending an evening massaging your breasts while exploring your nether regions. You are awesome in a way that makes me feel sorry for all other women.
You completely understand the three things THIS MASSIVELY HETEROSEXUAL MALE WANTS in a woman:
TWO GIANT JUGS + One Track Record as being a Bisexual Woman.
Baby, you’re awesome.
Hey when she’s cruising the gay bars….does she wear one of those baby slings?
That would be awesome parenting….
But perhaps not as good as Gavin Rossdale making penis finger sandwiches whilst Zuma plays on his swingset. Awesome.
WHEW! I think the banner ad for gaydar.net just touched my mouse pointer!!!!
Why do I get the feeling that The ONLY Hetero in this Joint ain’t that hetero?
so what i am lesian
Cute up top, legs are just horrific though. They are even worse than chicken legs.
ABSOLUTELY CORRECT about the legs… Were they always like that?
Yes.
nobody wanted to be lonely
Old photos for sure.
Quite a titillating story. Bring forth evidence please, like a sex tape.
Huh, whaddayaknow… in my head, I’ve been right all this time. Not to be confused with “I’ve been right in the head all this time.”
Makes sense, considering who she was married to…
Just who is this ‘source’ though? Come on TMZ, you can do better than the! Can’t you?!
Betcha it’s some famewhore looking to hawk a sex tape. It’s like I’m friggin’ clarivoyant over here.
Mercy! Is she taking eye makeup tips from Taylor Momsen now?
oh hai!
I’d watch her eat pussy.
Second that!
3rd.
I would bang her wet and snug pussy while she eats another chick out! Creampie?
She used to be hot but she’s become increasingly less attractive over time. Sounds like lesbianism to me.
Sounds like an accurate diagnosis. There are Howard Stern lesbians and then there are real lesbians such as Janet Reno and Marie Jana Korbelová aka Madeleine Albright.
L.A. being L.A. – I don’t believe the story. Not that Xtina woud troll lesbian bars w/ hubby and bodyguard in tow – that I believe.
What I don’t believe is that Xtina would proposition a lesbian in a gay bar and that this nobody lesbian would turn Xtina down.
Why because everyone in LA is mega starfucker and Xtina is crazy famous and if she wants to take you back to her mansion to fuck, then you finish your drink and follow her out. None of this “I thought it was weird” crap.
The tattler was in the bar when Aguilera came in, but she didn’t get the time of day from Xtina, that’s my guess.
I can understand the tattler being creeped out by xtina hitting on her since xtina had her husband along
If you married the Mole-man, you have to be lesbian.
“A source for RadarOnline”
Sounds perfectly reliable.
L.A. being L.A. – I don’t believe the story. Not that Xtina woud troll lesbian bars w/ hubby and bodyguard in tow – that I believe.
What I don’t believe is that Xtina would proposition a lesbian in a gay bar and that this nobody lesbian would turn Xtina down.
Why because everyone in LA is mega starfucker and Xtina is crazy famous and if she wants to take you back to her mansion to fuck, then you finish your drink and follow her out. None of this “I thought it was weird” crap.
The tattler was in the bar when Aguilera came in, but she didn’t get the time of day from Xtina, that’s my guess.
Agreed 100%. Sounds fishy…. hehe
Your words make sense….
But Xtina as lesbian is too good to pass up…
interesting.. btw there was a pic recently of ronson with her hair grown out some, and let me tell you she’s actually quite pretty (dont flame me it’s true.) if it was THAT sam doin xtina i’ll PAY to watch em tribbing
pics or it didn’t happen
;)
this isn’t news it was a blind item about a year ago. She’s been a les for quite a while
I doubt Christina is a lesbian….it doesn’t make sense for her to openly hit on strangers (and radaronline staffers) in a gay bar when she hasn’t “officially come out”….
Oh yeah? Perhaps you’ve heard of an internationally-reknown pop singer by the name of George Michael and how he was “outed” by cruising public restrooms?
Old pics, but she looks pretty bangin’ in that dress. Speaking of which, those dresses are so awesome for ‘ease of access’.
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me!
OMG Jordan couldn’t capitalize on that? He may be as dopey as josette…
I would not be surprised at this. Christina has always appeared as though she knows what she wants & ain’t afraid to get it. She’s said before how she loves women.
Obviously lesbian don’t speak straight language! Bahahahaha!
Jordan Bratman should have grown only a landing strip instead of a full beard!
Crazy legs!! Love’em.
Looking good.
I’d rape her glistening asshole.
I hate fucking gay people
!~God
God hates fucking gay people? Or does he fucking hate them?
Of course, that previous post was a “re-creation” of the “Evil Captain God” from um… Episode, um… [ Emcee whispers ] THIRTY-SEVEN… uhh… called… [ another whisper ] “The Enemy Within.”
Yuh, Yuh, so thank you… and, and… Live Long and Prosper…
] So everybody… set your phasers on stun, cause… THIS CONVENTION’S AHEAD WARP FACTOR NINE, Y’KNOW? RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! WARP FACTOR NINE!
omg yes! I would sooo go gay for her!
The only thing more beautiful than Christina is Christina in bed with other hot chicks.
Good Lord, that girl makes me salivate! Dang!
I would suck the pussy juice off of Jordan’s cock after he just got done banging her that’s how hot she is!! And that’s not gay because I’m anti gay!!
fuck it, Ive got to whack off
Myself-dammit
enough of this, lets just get on with this, at what point did you realize you were an alien?
“everytime I had a climax, I felt something more and more…”
*turning off showtime that is in the background as I type this*
WTF, ok so I am going to digital rewind this stuff as soon as I finish typing and wanking to understand the alien quote/part, I mean “at what point did you realize you were an alien?….”
Who writes this stuff?
Thesuperficial writer?
This shit is the dumbest shit I have EVER heard!! Its playing in the other room!!
I am going to find out what the hell is playing right meself-now!
BRB,
OK, totally its 520 cinemax Y and I had it on pause until the DVR finally started automatically playing. Says the channel is to be ANNOUNCED and when I hit INFO says its Rob Roy currently playing with LIam Nesson.
So somwhere between the time I paused Watchment where Dr Manhatten was going to Mars b/c he realizex Lindsay Lohan could not be stopped and eventually it started playing on the dvr and it doesnt give me the info. on this brilliant show.
Ok, I got to wank now. Brb
Yep, just like Gavin Rossdale has been gay the whole time.
I would be willing to share my bed with Christina Aguilera and any woman she wants to bring home with her.
We,The Twelve Galactic Wises,have decided to move “The Sexual Preference Test” a few places more up in the early stages from now on! Oops!
WHAT’S THE NAME OF THIS UNVERSE AND PLANET AGAIN!?
I NEED A VACATION!
There’re probably more who could need a vacation! Folks?!
All white women are lesbian whores. Obvious her husband was a pathetic wimpy beard as most white men are.
At least white women generally don’t look like fat fucking pigs with huge asses and white men actually have a job and know who their father is!
Agreed!
I know some white women with huge asses..i know some white men with no job and not in knowledge of who their fathers are ….boy you stereotype!!!
What about Bristol Palin. She is a white fat fucking pig. Her man don’t want shit to do with her fat fucking stinky ass. Really don’t think that Levi Johnston is that blonde headed kid’s daddy eithersince she is a whore.
Jordan isn’t white…How are most white men wimpy?? How can you say a whore race of a gender are wimpy whores? Thats just plain ignorance!!
She looks dumb as a sack of hammers, but I bet she gives great head.
you need another exlanation for this impotent beardy mongol of a jordan bratman?
This pic is from a long time ago. She’s gained like 30 lbs since these pics. She was way hotter back then.
I wonder why they say she might be a lesbian. From my understanding a lesbian is a woman who ONLY dates woman. She is bi-sexual…she likes men and women. As for Willie Wonka and Jen…. Christina is Latin and so is Jordan!!! Any person of a any race can be a whore….not all white men know their father and that could go for any race also…and any race of guys can be a dead beat. Why are people being so racist and not even educated on what they are talking about? The person that says they hate gays….did the teachings of God teach you to hate… I think not!!!! You are no better than anyone else!
Ummm…Christina has pretty much been open (since her Stripped album) about the fact that she is bi-sexual. So…this isn’t news…
I love her as an artist either way and don’t think it should even be an issue. She is a rare talent in today’s music industry with a great voice and one of few female or male singers who can perform live. She will always be an innovator in genre of pop music and cannot wait to here more music from her in the future. Christina, you go girl….God Bless!
Christina is talented ,intelligent,, beautiful and very successfu. It appears she is a great( great ) mom and loves her son above all. Christina is assocaited with the wealthy and successful at a very young age. Society should judge her as a mother ( love for her child superlative), which appears as excellent, job performance excellent, her society involvement and support is well documented. Her public and preivate life style is up to Christinia. So far i think she has surpassed most of the world.
Lets leave her alone to raise her son and develop her future,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I admire Christina.. CKM
Her choice is not up to the world to decide. Lets remember our country gives us this freedom. I was in the military to support this right, ……………. So far it apears to me she is doing a wondeful job supporting our country and raising her son……………………… I do not see any negatives…………….. God loves us all…………
First bitches!