A few weeks ago, Christina Aguilera arrived at The Time 100 Gala looking surprisingly thinner for someone who couldn’t shut up about how comfortable she was in her skin and how her boyfriend couldn’t get enough of it. (Although, in her defense, neither could secretaries of state.) Anyway, here she is at the Billboard Music Awards where I may have freaked out and thought her breasts got smaller from the weight loss until I figured out it was just the dress. So just out of curiosity, how pissed would somebody be if a crate full of ribs showed up at their house while they’re on a diet? — Call Jessica Simpson to intercept? On it.