This Chick Says She’s Christina Aguilera

November 25th, 2013 // 31 Comments

Below is Christina Aguilera at last year’s American Music Awards. And above is one of her arms stretched out with four limbs, a head and tits because science is only concerned with if it could do something instead of being worried if it should. This is how Skynet happens, people.

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  1. Christina Aguilera Skinny AMAs
    Mohawk Disco
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    Hit your dick with a spoon. Or whatever works. But remember her look from a year ago. She’s just this skinny until she finds herself a new man. In other words: IT’S A TRAP!

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    bacon wrapped
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    Dwight has been really good for Angela.

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    Cock Dr
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    That’s a fabulous dress and I hope she didn’t squeeze into it via the Cocaine Diet.

    • oh i know

      that’s what I thought when I saw her face–sooooo thin–looks more like the Adderall diet than Jenny Craig…

  4. Robb7

    Hey, I’m gonna enjoy her while I can. If she blows up again, you just move on…

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    Deacon Jones
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    Wow….definitely eating disorder.

    Girls don’t lose that much weight in a year, even if they are exercising their ass off.

  6. ace11

    Her body and tits could win awards

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    I wonder if this is what Courtney Stodden thinks she looks like..

  8. Looks pretty good from the neck down.

  9. BlinkyTheFish

    I suppose the bright side of losing all that weight is you get to start eating family buckets of KFC again until your new man leaves you for looking like Fat Liz Taylor. Actually Fat Liz still sounded like an absolute blast to be around. This chick, not so much.

  10. cc

    Geez, talk about a transformation.

  11. Cocaine’s a helluva drug. But of course, I’m just a buttfuck person saying buttfuck things.

  12. Christina Aguilera Skinny AMAs
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    shouldn’t be taking fashion/posing advice from Courtney Stodden….

  13. Christina Aguilera Skinny AMAs
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    Have to hand it to her she saw bad she was looking and did something about most big asses just let it go and never come back, my hats off to you Christine!

  14. This perpetual roller coaster of weight gain – weight loss – weight gain has got to have tragic effects on her body. Under the stretchy dresses, I bet she’s a mass of stretch marks and loose vagina skin.

    That is my understanding of the science involved.

  15. Christina Aguilera Skinny AMAs
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    My god. She’s back to her perfect sexy self from 12 years ago. This is the Christina I’ve always wanted to fuck.

  16. Christina Aguilera Skinny AMAs
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    I’m so glad they were able to put the genie back in her bottle.

  17. Christina Aguilera Skinny AMAs
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    Very nice.

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  19. “I’m skinny! I’m fat! I’m skinny!”

    It’s like the female version of Jonah Hill.

  20. Kris Jenner

    Who cares? She will regain all of the weight she lost, plus ten more pounds. Probably by the end of the year.

  21. Christina Aguilera Skinny AMAs
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    That’s the problem when you lose this much weight – like it or not, that latin big ass will disappear.

  22. Christina Aguilera Skinny AMAs
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    My God, MOAR!!!

  23. Christina Aguilera Skinny AMAs
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    Mmmm… no.

  24. She looks cute.

  25. anonym

    Jessica Simpson, take notice.

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    She looks great again. I’d like to give her asshole a thorough licking and banging.

  27. Christina Aguilera Skinny AMAs
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    it’s drugs

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