Christina Aguilera Should Stop Wearing Tights
We are all Kelly Osbourne now.
Despite being desperate for her boyfriend Matthew Rutler to make an honest woman out of her – Ignoring all that sex they had while she was still married, of course – Christina Aguilera won’t stop wearing the same pair of black tights everywhere she goes. Apparently, she’s one of those women who not only believes a man when he says something doesn’t make her ass look big, she breaks out the goddamn super glue. “These are staying FOREVER.” *squeeeeeeeeze*