Christina Aguilera Should Stop Wearing Tights

December 5th, 2011 // 87 Comments

We are all Kelly Osbourne now.

Despite being desperate for her boyfriend Matthew Rutler to make an honest woman out of her – Ignoring all that sex they had while she was still married, of course – Christina Aguilera won’t stop wearing the same pair of black tights everywhere she goes. Apparently, she’s one of those women who not only believes a man when he says something doesn’t make her ass look big, she breaks out the goddamn super glue. “These are staying FOREVER.” *squeeeeeeeeze*

Photos: Fame, INFdaily, WENN


  1. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    My Eyes!… Oh, God… MY EYES!!….

  2. Megan


  3. adolf hitler

    Cobblepot 2012

  4. Motorboat Captain

    “My name is Assymandias, king of kings:
    Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.

  5. Newts

    That ass in those too tight stretch pants reminds me of the Contra Costa County Fair in the 80′s. White trash loves old stretch pants! They got more give!!

  6. Hey, she can wear all the tights she wants. She just needs to pair them up with longer shirts and jackets.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Alright Walsh. Today’s the day so let’s get this over with.
    I’m sorry Irene.
    Come on Walsh we don’t have all day. There’s 50 more houses to tear down after yours.

    • cc

      I’ve been meaning to ask your advice. My friend’s daughter is 17 now and has absolutely the ass kickingest body, especially from the waist down which is perfect. She gives me a total boner. Is it morally incumbent on me to stop going over there to visit my friend?

      • Deacon Jones

        No, CC, not at all.

        In fact, I think it’s time you took things to the next level. How close are you to your friend?

    • cc

      Well, I’ve known him for a long time, and we’ve been on some awesome fishing trips. And he lets me go out on his boat.

      However, she’s 5’9″, is a rhythmic gymnast, and wears thongs and those form fitting yoga pants all the time.

      I am on the horns of a dilemma.

    • cc

      Perfect as in you could create a calendar with a different pic of her butt for every month and make a fortune.

  8. Vandinz

    I would like it if she shit on my chest.

  9. drunk again

    It looks like there to little ugandan kids fighting over a chicken bone in there. That’s a lumpy butt fo sho ..

  10. Sir Mix-A-Lot

    I like Big Butts,
    and I can not lie…

  11. She’s really let herself go this past year. Don’t get me wrong, I’d still hit it, but with the lights off.

    • Schmidtler

      I was wondering how many posts until the inevitable ‘I’d hit it’. I’ll be looking for you next time there’s a Kirstie Alley post, freak.

  12. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, that’s her evil twin, Christina Ricotta.

  13. cc

    She’s a pound or two away from ‘The People of Walmart’.

  14. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    “And don’t forget, Max, if Mommy’s pants rip, you probably have between 3 and 5 seconds to get to higher ground.”

  15. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Allie Reno
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m gonna have nightmares for sure

    • post your pic

      Why are you on here looking at a chicks ass anyways? Lesbo bitch! and post your picture? White trash!

  16. Katie

    She’s got to be wearing the leggings because she can’t fit into her jeans and refuses to buy a bigger size.

  17. it had to be said


  18. Coyote

    If she is not careful she is going to choke to death on a Ham Sandwich.

  19. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet he fantasizes about Christina Aguilera whilst he´s having sex with her…,wait…..

  20. John

    you can actually sing!…please shape up
    we need you back and sexy!

  21. Cardinal Fang

    Another sexy woman has fallen to age depreciation and food temptation.

  22. mike nike

    Get it together Fat Ass!!!!

  23. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Tubby Krueger

  24. Johnny P!

    Yet another failed attempt at a “Vulcan Butt-Fat Meld”.
    Matthew Rutler is impervious to her alien powers!

  25. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s just going to get worse as time goes by. Watch.

  26. What she needs is a sombrero to balance out that ass.

  27. imalittlepea

    Whoever thinks she’s still a size 4 after seeing this photo needs an eye doctor. Christina’s a good singer, but damn, she’s gotten huuuuggge! With all that money, she needs to seriously get a nutritional, personal trainer, and personal chef. With her past fashion sense, she deserves to look better than that.

  28. Jo

    she needs to stop boozing.

  29. mrsmass

    honestly, this is poor on Christina’s part. she popped out a kid and looked better than this.

  30. TheSledMan

    She looks like a pale Snookie, only fatter.

  31. Clarence Beeks

    what a mess.

  32. Schmidtler

    those pants don’t make her ass look fat. All the ass fat is doing that just fine.

  33. Grand Dragon

    To quote Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: “Your ass looks like about 100lbs of chewed bubblegum”

  34. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t this the scene where Ace Ventura spews out naked,covered in slime? I love that scene.

  35. rican

    I doubt that ass can move like jagger.

  36. chinto

    Been a long time since Genie in a Bottle

  37. I don’t understand! Isn’t she required, by law, to wear an ‘Extra-Wide Load’ sign?

  38. Mike Walker

    Go back through the timeline and watch her ass get smaller and her tits get bigger.

  39. Used2B

    She should NEVER sing the national anthem again either. HORRIBLE…. HORRIBLE… HORRIBLE…

  40. Raiders of the Lost Ass.

  41. Jimbo

    Literally all the teen sex symbols from the early 2000s have become fat shadows of their former selves desperately hanging on to fame thanks to loyal guys like me who’d still do them out of remembrance of that time they had a flat tummy and were on the cover of Maxim.

  42. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    The only thing missing from this picture is that balloon-inflating-to-the-point-of-popping sound effect.

  43. The Royal Penis

    I’ll bet her ass has it’s own gravitional pull, first its penises..but eventually our Sun will be engulfed by its black hole.

  44. renzomatic

    There’s another Kardashian out there?

  45. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I like how his shirt looks like is says “Assus Clay”. Plus, there’s alwasy a black guy who’s look says it all.

  46. christinalover

    she looks fine, love woman witha curvy and a fit, big ass! jlo would be proud of it, but only christina has this beautiful butt!

  47. Bitch got a ass like a bag of wet clothes.

  48. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think you can call these tights. They look more like looses.

  49. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll bet you can see butt ripples when she farts.

  50. Christina Aguilera Butt Fat Ass Tight Pants
    Doctor Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    That reminds me, I need new tires before winter.

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