Christina Aguilera Should Stop Wearing Tights

We are all Kelly Osbourne now.

Despite being desperate for her boyfriend Matthew Rutler to make an honest woman out of her – Ignoring all that sex they had while she was still married, of course – Christina Aguilera won’t stop wearing the same pair of black tights everywhere she goes. Apparently, she’s one of those women who not only believes a man when he says something doesn’t make her ass look big, she breaks out the goddamn super glue. “These are staying FOREVER.” *squeeeeeeeeze*

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