BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Still Skinny

July 29th, 2013 // 31 Comments

Here’s Christina Aguilera at the NBC Somethings over the weekend where apparently she still looked as skinny as she did during her last public appearance making it three whole months now where I haven’t thought she’s pregnant. I don’t want to say this is the greatest achievement of her life, but keep in mind, I have no idea how the female reproductive system works, so it’s practically a miracle. Right, Reese Witherspoon? No, no, don’t get up. Not this far along. Someone get Reese a wheelchair!

Adding… Clearly this video was shot before April. Or really was Miss Piggy. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. She’s back to her fighting weight at least.

    Now if only her face weren’t so ugly…

  2. Guy

    Sorry – still not attractive. At any weight.
    But good for her for mixing in a salad with every other cheeseburger.

  3. Her arrogance is starting to reach Mariah Carey level obnoxiousness …

  4. Robb7

    Disney has produced quite a number of psychos over the years with their talent level matching their IQ.

  5. She looks great! The Genie in a Bottle is back!

    And so is the Blonde out of a Bottle…but I digress.

  6. Christina Aguilera Thin Weight Loss Cleavage Spandex Dress NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    Did she have work done? Her face looks all kinds of different … especially the chin and nose …

    http://www.enhanceclinic.com.au/images/Christina-Aguilera.jpg

    • PtC

      Honestly, I think it’s just the difference between posing with an open mouth and actually smiling. The entire shape of my face changes when I smile. I go from looking normal to bloated blowfish when I smile.

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    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t always use Joker-white concealer, but when I do, I make sure to draw it on like a two-year-old …

  8. Christina Aguilera Thin Weight Loss Cleavage Spandex Dress NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    I can’t believe she’s still banging that old fart Doug Hutchison.

  9. Jon Pork

    You will probably never ever see her bare midriff again.. Just like you never want to see Tara Reids bare midriff again.

  10. Christina Aguilera Thin Weight Loss Cleavage Spandex Dress NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    I sure hope someone is calling Terry Richardson right now, cause I’ve got an idea.

  11. tom

    She may be skinny again but her face has stayed face and bloated.

  12. tlmck

    She needs to do another “Dirty” video before she gets fat again. And she will get fat again.

  13. Beer for thought

    She looks great, could have fooled me into thinking these were taken years ago.

  14. whatthe

    It’s called Spanx.

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    poop
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty girl with a crappy make up artist.

  16. Christina Aguilera Thin Weight Loss Cleavage Spandex Dress NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    Looks like her head has been photoshopped on a different body. PLEASE wear the correct foundation.

  17. richie

    I wonder if she said, “Cut me Mickey!” before she went under the knife.

  18. Yup

    I thought she was a “young woman who loves her curves” as she pretentiously told the media when asked about why she had thunderthighs and a HUGE ass; what happened? Why isn’t she still a fatty loving how fat she is? You mean she LIED about being proud about being a corpulent piece of fatty cholesterol? My faith in humanity is ruined…

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    I’m so glad she’s sexy again. Now I can fap to her current pictures instead of ones from 10 years ago.

  20. Porkpie

    I want her to batter me with her tits. Then I want to “batter” her tits with my dick.

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    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    she definitely has spanx under there

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    BlackManUSA
    Commented on this photo:

    “That table covered in giant hams, is making me so hot right now…”

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    KimK
    Commented on this photo:

    her face is still pudgy
    did she cheat and use that fat freezing method?

  25. Black Flag is an anarchist punk band but Skrewdriver is a racist skinhead punk band… Christina should probably do some research before dressing her kid as “punk”.
    https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1012238_388001171300640_1904701671_n.jpg

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    james
    Commented on this photo:

    her face is so ugly lol she looks like a man and she has a big ass head

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