BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Still Skinny
Here’s Christina Aguilera at the NBC Somethings over the weekend where apparently she still looked as skinny as she did during her last public appearance making it three whole months now where I haven’t thought she’s pregnant. I don’t want to say this is the greatest achievement of her life, but keep in mind, I have no idea how the female reproductive system works, so it’s practically a miracle. Right, Reese Witherspoon? No, no, don’t get up. Not this far along. Someone get Reese a wheelchair!
Adding… Clearly this video was shot before April. Or really was Miss Piggy. Whatever helps you sleep at night.