Christina Aguilera Should Probably Give Birth Now

Once you accuse one celebrity of being pregnant, you kind of want to accuse them all (Tom Bergeron…), so here’s Christina Aguilera at last night’s AMAs looking almost exactly as knocked up as she did for last year’s show making this sort of an anniversary if not an alarming medical emergency. Seriously, that kid’s going to pop out and punch Matthew Rutler right in the mouth. “Huh? How do you like it? Dick. Now when’s dinner? I have teeth already.”

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