Once you accuse one celebrity of being pregnant, you kind of want to accuse them all (Tom Bergeron…), so here’s Christina Aguilera at last night’s AMAs looking almost exactly as knocked up as she did for last year’s show making this sort of an anniversary if not an alarming medical emergency. Seriously, that kid’s going to pop out and punch Matthew Rutler right in the mouth. “Huh? How do you like it? Dick. Now when’s dinner? I have teeth already.”
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holy crap!
kelly osbourne is loving these pics
i didn’t think you could have a muffin top in a dress.
…and so apparently the only pose she knows is ‘legs spread…one hand up’.
or maybe she’s pregnant in her hips too.
BAM!
And the whole front row falls off their chairs.
And somewhere at your
local tire store horns are honking at the declaration of “I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs Michelin Man”.
I hope the Christina Aguilera had as much fun at the tranny convention as this one did at the AMAs I just hope her management team doesn’t get canned for the mixup.
OMG!!! Noooo Snooki! That’s not a pickle!!
That ass has gotten taller
she’s eating you with her eyes
She’s one pair of gloves away from Miss Piggy.
Christina Square Shaped
maybe she tried to copy JLH, since this kind of dress worked out for JLH, but apparently not for her…
Meanwhile, NASA is looking into this material for sling-shotting things into orbit.
Someone needs some P90X Ab Ripper!
Kermiiiiiiiiiit!!! it’s so good to be back don’t you think?
oh The Muppets Show when i was lil i…wait that’s not Peggy!!
Damned depressing what a pig she has become.
I see a Jenny Craig commercial in her future….that’s one way to become relevant again.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry.
is she actually preggo, or just fat
Actually she’s a woman and this is what women are supposed to look like. Not twelve year old bodies with big perky breasts like society has convinced us they’re supposed to look like…
Reporter: “What do you do when you see a cheeseburger Christina?”
Christina: Shouts “YAYYYYY!” in excitment.
Beautiful…
fat ass….
Seems as though she royally pissed off her stylist…
nope, looking like Adele is not gonna help your career now xtina ):
She looks amazing .I dont know why people call her fat
If thats fat, then you folks need to get your mental health checked!
This genie will never fit in a bottle again…
She’s actually not that badly shaped, she just needs to learn how to dress for her figure. This ain’t it.
WOOF
We might be losing Twinkies but we’ll always have this.
If it’s all about her voice than why do we have to see her anymore.
That must be the new Twinkie gun that Hostess was working on. Probably a prototype, alas we will never get a production model.
I thought you wore clothes over your spanx?
this is the emergency position for when that dress starts to roll up her thighs. Once it starts, NOTHING is going to stop that fucker. It’ll end up on the corner of the stage looking like a scrunchie.
Jeeeezues. now bitch want to me Mariah Carrey?
It’s like Angelina’s leg is coming out of Christina’s arm socket. Mind officially blown.
WOW Christina is really let go, she totally lost control, what is she 250 LB at least now? wowwwww totally disgusting
gross
Christ did she eat a German Shepard?
Maybe the weight will help her develop some calves. That would balance her out.
I’d still like to put my face between those cheeks and then penetrate her anus.