Christina Aguilera Passed Out Drunk at Jeremy Renner’s House

January 19th, 2011 // 51 Comments

Apparently when she’s not starting catfights with her Burlesque co-stars – the first movie she’s ever been in – Christina Aguilera is passing out drunk at parties she wasn’t invited to. Parties thrown by Oscar-nominated actors like Jeremy Renner, according to Us Weekly:

A week later, Renner went on a rant about the incident at In Style’s Golden Globe party after seeing Aguilera at the fete.
“Someone comes and tells me she’s in my room,” he told pals at the Jan. 16 affair. “I run up and open the door and I’m like, ‘Um, hi. What are you doing?’ She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend [Matthew Rutler] was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!”
Adds another source, “Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep.”

I want to say this shoots down my pregnancy theory, but then again, does it? Aren’t pregnant women tired all the time? I could’ve sworn I read that somewhere. Anyway, to answer Jeremy Renner’s question, Christina Aguilera comes to someone’s birthday party she doesn’t know and gets in their bed. She also does another little trick, but you know what? I don’t want to ruin the surprise. (There’s a fetus in your cowboy boots.)

Photos: Fame

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  1. Bucky Barnes

    Memo to Courtney Love, you’re fired.

  2. Fart Sandwich

    I thought Christina Aguilera was pregnant. Turns out, she’s just retarded.

  3. Marley

    I feel some strange need to defend her right now. Obviously she’s incredibly upset about her divorce, because you don’t marry men that ugly for anything other than some strange, possibly magicked love.
    She’s got the right idea though. New boyfriend + tons of alcohol + yelling at people = getting over your ex.

    • Bucky Barnes

      I want to see Christina move in with Sam Ronson and start duking it out on a regular basis with Lindsay…

  4. “I’ll take two bottles of chicken bourbon if you got it.”

  5. Nero

    Ya right, how do you play the audience?! Hehehehoho

  6. nonminti

    oh well,maybe is just a phase of life when after divorce and career declining you avoid sober days and nights.Maybe she goes to unknown people parties but she has an advantage,everybody knows and tells to everyone who she is and what she did, so for her there is no need to remember anything :)

  7. Obviously, this is HOW you get pregnant.

  8. Galtacticus

    Passed out drunk? That’s good for 5 more albums sold. Hehehehe

  9. Mortimer Duke

    Those Disney kids eventually pay for their “success” with their souls. Life has been kicking her ass lately.

  10. You mean no one pulled a train on her?…I thought she like that!

  11. tina

    both her and britney are so messed up. its obvious their young lives were unhealthy. and they are more than likely vicitims of sexual abuse and recovered with counseling.

  12. tina

    havent recovered*

  13. Master Spook

    Boo! Hihihehehe

  14. I would have been all over that. That thick body and titties, she would have been hitting high notes that night.

  15. ElleKay

    Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Win!

  16. That kid is gonna come out walking sideways and looking like Opie from the Andy Griffith show.

  17. Jon

    Shoots down your pregnancy theory, Fish? Look at Lily Allen. On second thought, maybe that’s not the best example…

  18. just maybe

    ryan seacrest is putting all these stories out to the tabloids with his power cuz he made funof his publiciity fake girlfiend julianne hough.

  19. Gary B

    Xtina’s life and career are a mess, her latest album underperformed, her marriage is a pile of smoldering mess and the only film she had vanished from the theaters after 4 weeks

  20. Christina Aguilera
    Hmmmmm
    Commented on this photo:

    I still would..she gets sexier with each one of these stories…It’s just like I told my wife the other day, you just need a good man in your life.

  21. theroughone

    Nothing worse than babysitting drunk chicks. One with Xtra pounds has got to be worse…

  22. burton

    I bet alot of those disney stars were molested as children, i wouldnt doubt it one bit.

  23. zilly

    Who doesn’t go to parties uninvited and pass out drunk on the home owners bed? I see nothing out of the ordinary here.

  24. Turd Ferguson

    What a fat, worthless cow. She has always been disgusting but takes the cake (and eats it) now.

  25. molly

    hey miss lady don’t you have a son to be taking care of?

  26. bimbamboing

    Is that a cameltoe?

  27. me

    I remember many moons ago her getting kicked out of Mariah Carey’s party because she wasn’t invited. Why I remember this? I do not know.

    Yeah, whatever happend to “Xtina” walking around with her buttcheeks hanging out of chaps and proclaiming she was into girls? The only time I ever liked this gal was when she first came out. She’s been trying too hard ever since.

    • bimbamboing

      How about Lady GaGa? She’s pulling this giant train. Claiming she’s into girls but i haven’t seen her ever with another girl in a serious relationship. It’s just part of a career move.

      • Rhialto

        We’re always pointing out to women haters but we could easily turn it around as well. For many women men are only good for child support.

      • Nero

        If you watch these LA trophy wives carefully. You can draw a straight line. They’re all look-a-likes. Because there’s a market for. They’re all dykes anyway.

      • Galtacticus

        If you happen to be a straight guy and a dyke in disguise is getting her hands on you. Be aware …. Because most likely she’s on mission to destroy your life ….

      • Nero

        Is there something like a secret dyke in disguise club? Do they’ve secret orgies as well? Do all of them have a secret tongue piercing? Yes, i guess there is….. Hehehehoho

      • Master Spook

        Boo! I see you. R u plotting again? Hihihehehe

      • Rhialto

        Well, the good news is the tongue piercing… Hehehehaha

      • Gando

        Dykes in disguise not to be confused with good lesbians folks! (I hope)

  28. Aussie Mama

    who looks after all th kiddies, while all these celeb’s live like their single?

  29. Brooke

    Though I’m sure it’s been said before, I HOPE she’s not pregnant if she’s getting drunk. I like how she’s 30-something and she and her boyfriend are doing the same shit they probably were doing in high school. “Oh my god, you guys, the cops! Turn down the music and someone get out their fake ID already!”

  30. Christina Aguilera
    Gina
    Commented on this photo:

    Well,at least we know what happened to Hatchet face from Cry baby.

  31. Jim

    It is obvious that Christina is a beautiful young lady. Blonde hair with very smooth looking skin, pretty face and a great body. With the red-lipstick on she just looks adorable, or wonderful ever how you want to put it. It is a shame she is messed-up with booze and probably drugs, too. She looks messed up in these pictures. It is also a shame she spends time with wild boy-friends who are probably just as messed-up. What a waste, I am sure she has tried to straighten-up but recovery is tough in her lifestyle.

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