Christina Aguilera’s Naked

August 3rd, 2014 // 34 Comments

Because there’s a God in Heaven and He’s a giant dick, here’s Christina Aguilera posing naked for V Magazine – while roughly 35 weeks pregnant. Not that I’m saying pregnancy isn’t beautiful in its weird, unnatural, miracle of life sort of way. I’m saying it’s hard to get an erection when a child’s foot might pop out at any second. — What’s that? They actually come out head first? Oh, great, so then it might look at me. Wonderful, you’ve been a real help. I’ll take it from here. *covers baby chute with thumb* Much better.

Photos: Brian Bowen Smith

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    “Honey?”
    “Yes?”
    “I cannot get off the floor.”

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    Odbarc
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    Hideous fat ugly cow.

  3. A woman at her least attractive insisting that we tell her how beautiful she is. Yeah…that’s a new one.

    Get to the gym fattie. and put some clothes on.

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    Motorboat Captain
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    Book of Vile Darkness, p. 23.

  5. Christina Aguilera Nude Pregnant Nipples
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    That pose makes her look barely human (no pun intended).

  6. Short Round

    This is not about Christina in particular. But I’m tired of some women acting like pretentious nuns and calling you a pervert for wanting to see some skin. But the minute they get fat or pregnant suddenly thinking they are pornstars and you better love it.

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    Marketing Mike
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    Last year she looked great again, after being a fucking pig for 5 years.
    She immediately hooked up with a new beau and right back to moo-cow.
    Call me in six years after she loses the baby weight again…

  8. she was always ugly. some women just have ugly bodies no matter what they do and she is one of them. she has pretty severe bowleggedness going on and no calves at all. and no muscle tone either.

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    Whoop-de-doo for Subaru!

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    Odbarc
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    Romy;
    Pregnancy isn’t a free pass on ugly.
    Marketing Mike has it right.

    • Marketing Mike

      She was actually pretty, during her “Genie” heyday.
      Throw on an extra 100lbs, and she looks like Khloe.
      If I wanted to fapp to a pig, I’d pick a prettier one.

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    Mike Anger
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    “V” magazine?

    Is that like “V” the TV series?

    If it is, I think I know what’s going to happen next ….

  12. Naked pregnancy pics on the cover of a magazine? That’s actually pretty fresh and novel. Bravo.

    Also unless that baby is all jacked around, it would probably not be a foot that pops out, you fontanelle fucker.

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    schadenfreude
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    It is so sad that the media portrays it as “pregnancy” after a celebrity has one bad night at Del Taco.

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    Is this supposed to be artsy-fartsy? It’s really dumb.

  15. Slash

    It’s not that pregnant chicks are gross, it’s that the “I’m pregnant and naked, look upon me in awe and admiration” shit has been done over and over. It’s not unique or special or artistic. It’s just another attention whorish cry for help.

    Now, if she releases black and white photos of the actual birth, up close and personal, I’ll be impressed. Grossed out, but impressed.

  16. Pregnant pussy 2 FOR THE PRICE OF 1 bitch!

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    that photo looks like theres some serious baby by Puzuzu shit going on.

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    Why are these pictures always in black and white? Does that make it easier to photoshop out all the stretch marks and swollen nipples? If you’re promoting “the beauty of pregnancy” show it to us in all its glory.

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    The Shroud of Whorin’

  20. Christina Aguilera Nude Pregnant Nipples
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    Those are some great pregnancy tits.

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    I wonder how soon she’ll get rid of this one after crapping out the kid. A year? Two? The countdown has begun.

  22. Marketing Mike

    Gwen Stephanie has a child and gains 10lbs,
    then loses it a month after birth.

    Christina packs on 100lbs, has a kid,
    and loses 20lbs a month after birth.

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    Why do I have to be subjected to this shit? 60 billion people on the planet and you’re special? It ain’t pretty.

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    Amanda
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    Saw the title and thought “Why wouldnt she be?” saw the pic and said “ew”

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    Jaime
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    Again with the stupid red star. What a bunch of little kids.

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