Christina Aguilera’s Naked

The Superficial / August 3, 2014

Because there’s a God in Heaven and He’s a giant dick, here’s Christina Aguilera posing naked for V Magazine – while roughly 35 weeks pregnant. Not that I’m saying pregnancy isn’t beautiful in its weird, unnatural, miracle of life sort of way. I’m saying it’s hard to get an erection when a child’s foot might pop out at any second. — What’s that? They actually come out head first? Oh, great, so then it might look at me. Wonderful, you’ve been a real help. I’ll take it from here. *covers baby chute with thumb* Much better.

Photos: Brian Bowen Smith