Christina Aguilera Looks.. Shiny? And Other News

- George Lopez is leaving the wife who donated him a kidney to save his life. “Thanks, babe!” [Popeater]

- David Beckham will not stop it with the whores, kindly, sir. [Dlisted]

- George Clooney has officially been gold-dug. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hayden Panettiere could fit right in your pocket. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rihanna looks classy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Megan Fox Disappoints. I would’ve stopped there. [Popoholic]

- Taylor Swift is gobbling up Lindsay’s lost roles. [IDLYITW]

- Bret Michaels naked. Why not? [BuzzFeed]

- Lana Lang is dating that dude from V even though Laura Vandervoort is way hotter. [Just Jared]

- Johnny Depp on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Who Seriously Asked For This? [PopSugar]

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