Christina Aguilera Looks.. Shiny? And Other News

September 27th, 2010 // 67 Comments

- George Lopez is leaving the wife who donated him a kidney to save his life. “Thanks, babe!” [Popeater]

- David Beckham will not stop it with the whores, kindly, sir. [Dlisted]

- George Clooney has officially been gold-dug. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hayden Panettiere could fit right in your pocket. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rihanna looks classy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Megan Fox Disappoints. I would’ve stopped there. [Popoholic]

- Taylor Swift is gobbling up Lindsay’s lost roles. [IDLYITW]

- Bret Michaels naked. Why not? [BuzzFeed]

- Lana Lang is dating that dude from V even though Laura Vandervoort is way hotter. [Just Jared]

- Johnny Depp on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Who Seriously Asked For This? [PopSugar]

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  1. barroom hero

    She looks synthetic…

    slag.

  2. 1990's

    The wax museum called…

  3. Christina Aguilera
    jana
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG, brown cheeks? grey eyebrows? does she have a mirror?

  4. Boo Cockey

    A little cum will take that stuff right off.

  5. that makeup makes it look like she got punched in the face and her cheek is red and swollen.

    at least I think it’s makeup…

  6. puddleduck

    She’s blimped out and trying to save her looks by bleaching, tanning, polishing, etc. The jig is up sweetie you look like you belong in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.

  7. MrsEllis

    salty garbage

  8. Approximate 15 pound weight gain since her last album flopped. She’s got arms like one of the Hogan family now. Big woman.

  9. Baby got back.

    What the hell happened?

    Jesus!!

    OUT!!!

  10. Rough--I wanna kiss you. Joe Namath style

    Of course, George dumps her. She’s missing a kidney…

  11. richard

    Seems kind of sad as she was so damn hot back in the day. Oh well!

  12. josh

    Gross !!!

  13. Christina Aguilera
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she knocked up? Or just self medicating with chocolate & ice cream?
    Those look like some truly thunderous thighs underneath that purty evening gown.
    It’s the big bodacious babe look. It hasn’t been in fashion since about 1948, so good luck with that.

  14. timmy the dying boy

    Looks like she picked the wrong plastic surgeon.

  15. Christina Aguilera
    Hmmmmm
    Commented on this photo:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    (Fat)

  16. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Why is everybody so down on Brian Austin Green? I think the dude is smoking hot…

  17. sean

    It’s remarkable how age is so much crueler to women than it is to men. God’s ways are mysterious.

    • tif

      so true, women have a 10 year window of hotness, some can stretch it out to 15 years but thats about it. father time is cruel

  18. BloodCum

    Nice tits for a tranny.

  19. Christina Aguilera
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, I don’t care how talented she may be, she looks like a dude.

  20. Christina Aguilera
    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    X tina’s lack of a decent stylist, or at least listening to one has kept her from being A list in my opinion. Over plucked eyebrows, too much fake tan, platinum marylin 50′s shit to DEATH. Snore… this is what she has been for the last 10 years. And fat too.

  21. your mother

    Okay, so I don’t know who David Silver is because I don’t watch regular TV, I only watch movies, so I had no idea that it was Megan’s husband Brian Austin Green. So when I clicked on “Megan Fox disappoints” link and see a headline about Megan Fox and David Silver at a modeling show in Italy, and I see photos of her sitting next to this guy who I assume is David Silver and he has his hand on his leg, I look at this guy real good and I think, he’s obviously a homosexual like the other men in the audience (see the 4th picture on the right on the top row of thumbnails), and so is no threat to MS Fox’s husband. (The gal sitting next to “David Silver” is hot, and I bet she doesn’t have deformed thumbs!)

    And then I do a search on “David Silver” and discover that he’s a character played by Brian Austin Green. If he’s gay, is Fox his beard? Or is this a mutual arrangement whereby Green gets a beard and Fox gets an excuse to maintain her virginity (the “I can’t, I’m married” excuse)?

  22. Christina Aguilera
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks dirty.. dirrty

  23. Christina Aguilera
    kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    needs less makeup imo. looks terrible.

  24. The O

    It looks like she just got done trying to save those Chilean miners.

  25. Andriiya

    It’s kind of sad when attractive people get all pudgy and still think they can dress like that.

  26. she looks like something from the north pole

  27. Slab

    Mmmmmm, I would use the grease from her face for lube and pleasure myself with it.

  28. Rick's Daddy

    LOL!

  29. Christina Aguilera
    icu
    Commented on this photo:

    douchebags. I would eat her ass all day long with a smile on my face despite the color of her hair.

  30. minx

    this one’s just all sorts of unfortunate. even the boob job couldn’t fix that. should’ve tried a nose job. and working out.

  31. haha… LOL! you really took over… it is good for her that she able to pick up all the attention… :D

  32. fap

    She looks banged-up and used more like. Being made up to look “shiny” ie youthful and fresh are (failed) attempts to cover this.

  33. Slab

    Her and Jessica Simpson can Oink me all night long.. I love the smell of bacon.

  34. Jessesgirl

    You guys seriously think Christina is fat but someone like Kate Bosworth is death’s door emaciated? You people have a very narrow range of acceptable.

  35. captain america

    when she was the only woman around on this planet I think Iwould turn into a F*GGOT!!!!

  36. Donk Donkerson

    I was at Best Buy the other day and happened to see a picture of her first album. She used to be so hot.

  37. me22

    Mess. She has gained weight but she will lose it. She gained weight like 7 years ago and took it all off. It is not that she is ugly its just her bad hair and make up.

  38. Froghammer

    I hear ya on Laura Vandervoort.

  39. Christina Aguilera
    CakeSnifferer
    Commented on this photo:

    Who let her out without that weak-chinned troll that’s usually nipping at her heels. Anyhow, this is a terrible look. She might not be bad in jeans/t-shirt/no makeup. Tough to tell, though.

  40. Christina Aguilera
    cocoou
    Commented on this photo:

    talk about yo-yo dieting.
    she’d look a lot better with less make-up! like just foundation, mascara and lipgloss. her taste is awful!

  41. Christina Aguilera
    djrb345
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks a little like Ms. Aquilera might be just a little bit preggers….

  42. cc

    I heard about here once. Someone said she used to be hot.

  43. Christina Aguilera
    Smace
    Commented on this photo:

    totes looks like anna nicole smith

  44. Balls McCoy

    We’re not gonna take it! No, we ain’t gonna take it! We’re not gonna take it anymoooooore!

  45. Christina Aguilera
    15piecesofflare
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s gotta be as loony as Howard Hughes by now right?

  46. Christina Aguilera
    jude
    Commented on this photo:

    YUK! i heard she actually smells like a factory of fake tan, hairspray and too much perfume.. overkill! too much bleach, fake tan and red lipstick for my taste looks like a high class hooker, woman needs to scrub all that shit off her face!

  47. Christina Aguilera
    Pantera
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG it’s Anna Nicole Smith back from the grave. And before a shower too!

  48. Christina Aguilera
    Pantera
    Commented on this photo:

    backphat. phail.

  49. Christina Aguilera
    Mel
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewww who is her makeup artist… they used way too much lightner on her,,, then tried to bronze her up… YIKES!!!! She looks plastic and gross… Sorry Christina, FIRE your artist… You look drag!!

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