- George Lopez is leaving the wife who donated him a kidney to save his life. “Thanks, babe!” [Popeater]
- David Beckham will not stop it with the whores, kindly, sir. [Dlisted]
- George Clooney has officially been gold-dug. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hayden Panettiere could fit right in your pocket. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Rihanna looks classy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Megan Fox Disappoints. I would’ve stopped there. [Popoholic]
- Taylor Swift is gobbling up Lindsay’s lost roles. [IDLYITW]
- Bret Michaels naked. Why not? [BuzzFeed]
- Lana Lang is dating that dude from V even though Laura Vandervoort is way hotter. [Just Jared]
- Johnny Depp on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4: Who Seriously Asked For This? [PopSugar]
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She looks synthetic…
slag.
I am absolutely speechless on this one. Just so much wrong here!
dirrrrty
Christina Aguilera is a fat drunk lesbian.
I was thinking ‘fat’, but synthetic works too.
Umm, when did she get replaced by her West Hollywood tranny impersonator?
I’ve never found her attractive and with the bleack blonde hair and overdone make up she looks even worse. Great voice though.
The wax museum called…
OMG, brown cheeks? grey eyebrows? does she have a mirror?
A little cum will take that stuff right off.
that makeup makes it look like she got punched in the face and her cheek is red and swollen.
at least I think it’s makeup…
She’s blimped out and trying to save her looks by bleaching, tanning, polishing, etc. The jig is up sweetie you look like you belong in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.
salty garbage
Approximate 15 pound weight gain since her last album flopped. She’s got arms like one of the Hogan family now. Big woman.
Baby got back.
What the hell happened?
Jesus!!
OUT!!!
Of course, George dumps her. She’s missing a kidney…
Seems kind of sad as she was so damn hot back in the day. Oh well!
It is VERY difficult to remember a time when she actually looked good.
when was she ever hot?
Gross !!!
Is she knocked up? Or just self medicating with chocolate & ice cream?
Those look like some truly thunderous thighs underneath that purty evening gown.
It’s the big bodacious babe look. It hasn’t been in fashion since about 1948, so good luck with that.
Looks like she picked the wrong plastic surgeon.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Fat)
Why is everybody so down on Brian Austin Green? I think the dude is smoking hot…
what the hell does brian austin green have to do with this?
It’s remarkable how age is so much crueler to women than it is to men. God’s ways are mysterious.
so true, women have a 10 year window of hotness, some can stretch it out to 15 years but thats about it. father time is cruel
Nice tits for a tranny.
eye makeup looks like two shiners, but those tits deserve a good suck and fuck. allow me..
I’m sorry, I don’t care how talented she may be, she looks like a dude.
X tina’s lack of a decent stylist, or at least listening to one has kept her from being A list in my opinion. Over plucked eyebrows, too much fake tan, platinum marylin 50′s shit to DEATH. Snore… this is what she has been for the last 10 years. And fat too.
Okay, so I don’t know who David Silver is because I don’t watch regular TV, I only watch movies, so I had no idea that it was Megan’s husband Brian Austin Green. So when I clicked on “Megan Fox disappoints” link and see a headline about Megan Fox and David Silver at a modeling show in Italy, and I see photos of her sitting next to this guy who I assume is David Silver and he has his hand on his leg, I look at this guy real good and I think, he’s obviously a homosexual like the other men in the audience (see the 4th picture on the right on the top row of thumbnails), and so is no threat to MS Fox’s husband. (The gal sitting next to “David Silver” is hot, and I bet she doesn’t have deformed thumbs!)
And then I do a search on “David Silver” and discover that he’s a character played by Brian Austin Green. If he’s gay, is Fox his beard? Or is this a mutual arrangement whereby Green gets a beard and Fox gets an excuse to maintain her virginity (the “I can’t, I’m married” excuse)?
What? Sorry, I wasn’t listening…
You never listen to your mother.
she looks dirty.. dirrty
needs less makeup imo. looks terrible.
It looks like she just got done trying to save those Chilean miners.
It’s kind of sad when attractive people get all pudgy and still think they can dress like that.
holy shit take a look at mariah on IDLYITW. she looks fatter than frank sinatra
she looks like something from the north pole
Mmmmmm, I would use the grease from her face for lube and pleasure myself with it.
LOL!
douchebags. I would eat her ass all day long with a smile on my face despite the color of her hair.
this one’s just all sorts of unfortunate. even the boob job couldn’t fix that. should’ve tried a nose job. and working out.
haha… LOL! you really took over… it is good for her that she able to pick up all the attention… :D
She looks banged-up and used more like. Being made up to look “shiny” ie youthful and fresh are (failed) attempts to cover this.
Her and Jessica Simpson can Oink me all night long.. I love the smell of bacon.
You guys seriously think Christina is fat but someone like Kate Bosworth is death’s door emaciated? You people have a very narrow range of acceptable.
when she was the only woman around on this planet I think Iwould turn into a F*GGOT!!!!
you already are you fucking homo
I was at Best Buy the other day and happened to see a picture of her first album. She used to be so hot.
Mess. She has gained weight but she will lose it. She gained weight like 7 years ago and took it all off. It is not that she is ugly its just her bad hair and make up.
I hear ya on Laura Vandervoort.
Who let her out without that weak-chinned troll that’s usually nipping at her heels. Anyhow, this is a terrible look. She might not be bad in jeans/t-shirt/no makeup. Tough to tell, though.
talk about yo-yo dieting.
she’d look a lot better with less make-up! like just foundation, mascara and lipgloss. her taste is awful!
It looks a little like Ms. Aquilera might be just a little bit preggers….
I heard about here once. Someone said she used to be hot.
totes looks like anna nicole smith
We’re not gonna take it! No, we ain’t gonna take it! We’re not gonna take it anymoooooore!
She’s gotta be as loony as Howard Hughes by now right?
YUK! i heard she actually smells like a factory of fake tan, hairspray and too much perfume.. overkill! too much bleach, fake tan and red lipstick for my taste looks like a high class hooker, woman needs to scrub all that shit off her face!
OMG it’s Anna Nicole Smith back from the grave. And before a shower too!
backphat. phail.
Ewww who is her makeup artist… they used way too much lightner on her,,, then tried to bronze her up… YIKES!!!! She looks plastic and gross… Sorry Christina, FIRE your artist… You look drag!!