A newly-single Christina Aguilera apparently decided to use the grand opening of The Waikiki Edition as her personal single ad over the weekend because here she is looking… good? I don’t want to say these photos entirely reek of desperation, but I am willing to say Jordan Bratman clearly has magic mole powers that make Christina appear hotter than she really is while in his presence. Then again, something tells me he could stand next to Snooki and make her look like something I’d almost contemplate putting my penis slightly next to. — Ha! Just kidding. No one’s that powerful. Not even Madonna.
NOTE: Added Christina’s outfit from Saturday starting here.