Christina Aguilera Looks Like This Now

October 18th, 2010 // 123 Comments

A newly-single Christina Aguilera apparently decided to use the grand opening of The Waikiki Edition as her personal single ad over the weekend because here she is looking… good? I don’t want to say these photos entirely reek of desperation, but I am willing to say Jordan Bratman clearly has magic mole powers that make Christina appear hotter than she really is while in his presence. Then again, something tells me he could stand next to Snooki and make her look like something I’d almost contemplate putting my penis slightly next to. — Ha! Just kidding. No one’s that powerful. Not even Madonna.

NOTE: Added Christina’s outfit from Saturday starting here.

Photos: WireImage

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  1. She needs a new makeup artist, That won’t listen to her creative input. She’s clearly being sabotaged. I don’t understand why some women get extensions/tracks/weave and they don’t maintain it. It’s supposed to look well kept. And her implants are migrating… or maybe that dress is too tight. I can’t tell anymore. She needs a sun tan. Not one induced by orange paint. She looks pasty, slightly Casper-ish. And if she reverted back to her natural blonde hair colour it would help her a lot. Then again, She’s newly single so she needs to get back into the swing of looking hot again.

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    Boo
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    Good looking.

  3. She’s a trannie.

  4. Valentina

    I cannot believe that not ONE of you hasn’t noticed the striking facial similarities to that ‘Chyna’ wrestler thing.

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    Do_Freebird
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    She looks like a bustier version of Courtney Love. Well, bustier in a fake tit kind of way.

  6. Lux

    Ouch. Spanx needed, STAT.

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    Donatella Versace
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    she stole my face! …oh, no, I guess not, even I dont wear that much spackle

  8. Jackson

    I think Snooki looks like her a little…

  9. R

    Shes flawless & your mad her dress cost more than your whole paycheck. Cha-ching!

  10. trousers

    HOLY FLOPPY TITS BATMAN

    so youre saying they’re not as perfectly round as they have appeared the past 3 years? It was all a sham? Burn her at the stake.

  11. Bada Boom Bada Bing

    Is it just me or does she look like Taylor Momsen combined with Snooki. Just Yuk. The chick can sang her ass off though.

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    Tommy Lee's Cock
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    Bloated and dead on the inside.

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    oh no not a good face shot

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    why do her breast look a bit flat and deformed

  15. Normal Male

    Dead straw hair like holly madison. I guess that muff diving is taking it’s toll.

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    HalifaxDave
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    Her boobs looks flat and deformed because 1 she had a child and 2 I think she had her implants removed before she had her baby. So wait a few months and her rack will be huge and perky again

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    Rugerfaces
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    I don’t care what all of you guys have to say about her. I’ll take very much care of her

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    sam
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    wtf happened to her nose

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    Pantera
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    her boob job is awful….

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    Aja
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    She looks good as always

  21. Tony

    I can’t believe the same people calling her “fat” think Christina Hendricks is “hot”
    Chritina Hendricks is 3 times bigger than Aguilera.

    • No goddess

      Yes she’s not fat and that’s not cool to call her fat but Christina Hendricks is really tall and big so the weight doesn’t show that much on her and Christina Hendricks is like 5’9 and Christina A is like 5’0 so I think it’s the unatural hair color and make-up that make her look big to people.

  22. yep

    I’d still hit it.

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    Willy Wonka
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    I was just jerking to this and I shot in my mouth! I love when that happens.

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    Willy Wonka
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    Cum. Dumpster.

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    ryry
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    ya WTF i have a poster of her right in front of me, that’s not her, that’s something else entirely.

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    doug
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    dude you are so ugly but say you might do christina ….haha, yeah right.

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    mr noitall
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    Life imitates art. God damn,that’s Kelly Bundy.

  28. LIVE45

    Christina hendricks is much more attractive than aguilera.

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    Rosie
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    She has on way too much makeup. She is so pretty she doesn’t need it. If she had on less, she would look way better. Red lipstick is sooo 1980s!!

  30. M

    she’s actually very naturally pretty but makes herself ugly with the hair and too much makeup. I remember her when she first came out and she was really cute. I’m wondering why her nose looks so bulbous in these shots though.

  31. chipoltespice

    I couldn’t even speak in tongues and say this woman is even cute.
    To Wang Fu, Thanks For Everything….Julie Numar.

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    in this picture she look like Savannah Gold

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    bored
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    her knees look weird

  34. twitchy nose

    this skank is smelly and stinky looking. she has B.O. – inside knowledge!

  35. No goddess

    Snooki is that you ?why is she changing her look from before when she was natural why can’t she be natural? those brows and those knees that red lipstick needs to go your no Marilyn.Christina needs some real friends to tell her she looks terrible.

  36. HE HE

    Hatchet face from cry baby she looks alot like her or like Joan Rivers said Blonde Snookie hehe.

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