A newly-single Christina Aguilera apparently decided to use the grand opening of The Waikiki Edition as her personal single ad over the weekend because here she is looking… good? I don’t want to say these photos entirely reek of desperation, but I am willing to say Jordan Bratman clearly has magic mole powers that make Christina appear hotter than she really is while in his presence. Then again, something tells me he could stand next to Snooki and make her look like something I’d almost contemplate putting my penis slightly next to. — Ha! Just kidding. No one’s that powerful. Not even Madonna.
NOTE: Added Christina’s outfit from Saturday starting here.
Photos: WireImage
Um, that’s Brooke Hogan, Fish.
I was thinking Marlon Wayans at the premier of “White Chicks”.
HOLY FLOPPY TITS BATMAN
so youre saying they’re not as perfectly round as they have appeared the past 3 years? It was all a sham? Burn her at the stake.
LMAO
Good, Im not the only one who thinks Xtina looks like a tranny!!
+1 to you Georgio for the Brooke thing.,.. right on the money.
She can sing! don’t know why britney won. +1 for the whitechicks reference.
She was hot but I guess her priorities have changed.
Out on the prowl searching for some men………or women.
Are you sure this isn’t a look-alike?
yes, its kelly osbourne. oh wait never mind its not. but i’m sure theres no one out there whose laughing harder then kelly. ms. osbourne use to make fun of girls like christina(who also has a better voice then kelly, ha) now shes just one of them herself. besides she doesn’t look too bad, i think. i always hated her nose though.
@Georgio: Great observation.
Look, she’s in Hawaii, land of 88 degree weather and 90% humidity. Having grown up there, I dare any Hollywood female to attempt to look good at an open-air event. She’s lucky her hair hasn’t frizzed to the last follicle, and her makeup isn’t sliding off her face.
I’d hit it.
I would hit it!
I’ve never liked her look, and now that I’ve seen her knees, I’m definitely
not interested.
She never even really managed to pull off the slutty look, she just always looked like she was trying to be slutty but failing.
Yeah, she has a seriously ugly set of legs. Always has. Kinda bowlegged, and now they are kinda fat too.
I think she COULD be pretty, but ten tons of makeup is just not good on anyone.
Britney has worse legs, britney’s legs are mannish and look like tree trunks
where are her calves??????????????
I’ve never understood people who look at a chick who is OBVIOUSLY unattractive, but is slathered in makeup, hair done and in a nice dress and say “omg she is hot”.
She is not hot. Her face looks like a tranny. seriously, look at her face…really look, look past the make up and hair and boobs. Maybe cut out a hole in a piece of paper to put it over everything so you can see just the face. she is homely as hell.
Because we like women to be slathered in makeup, hair done and in a nice dress.
She looks great.
I bet you’re Kim K’s biggest fan!
Oh, shit, look at that! She DOES have a face! Huh, the things you notice when they’re pointed out to you.
I totally agree with you
what THE HELL is going on with her knee? (shudder)
ikr like someone smashed them with a sledge hammer
her face looks…..different……fugly….
she looks like a blow-up doll….so it should work
Jesus Christ, how dare anyone say thats Brooke Hogan. Christ, Christina has never looked THAT ugly. Christina usually is hot as fuck so this is hardly news that she looks good here.
her hips and waist seem to have doubled since “Dirty” but dayum she’s not mannish like hogan. bandaid dresses really look good on curvy girls with round asses. xtina’s torso looks short in it. i’d do her tho, naturally.
I don’t know…Picture 3/21 makes her boobs look scary :(
I stand corrected, this is definitely a look alike. Christina’s nose isnt that bird-like
It’s always looked like that in profile. Very beaky.
Bad surgery.
Hey mother fuckers….DONT PLAY LIKE THAT!!
Thats me with my new look for La Cage Aux Folles.
Do you like my hair blonde instead of black?
She needs to do something about those eyebrows.
they’re looking quite grey and ashy wth
she is so white trash looking – she could never be pretty. she could spend millions on her clothes/hair/make-up and it would still look cheap.
she looks like she just stepped out of the trailer park for a night out at….what’s a cheesy US chain?…Steak and Shake.
How about posting a photo of you?
Miss Piggy’s on the prowl for a new Kermit!
She looks like she’s always has looked, though what is up with her boob in pic 9?
Dude, I have no idea. The makeup has caused her nose to look larger than it usually does too. Man… this is a total disaster
I stood a couple feet away from her three or four years ago, totally randomly– I was in Antwerp, Belgium (I live in the US) unlocking my rented bicycle and she got out of car that pulled up to the curb and went into a shop with a group of people. I’m not saying this to be cruel, but my first thought was that she was some Belgian celebrity transvestite. Her makeup was cartoonishly thick and her breasts and ass so prominent (but covered) that my first thought was “that MUST be a dude.”
That is not her. What ever it is would be hot if you cut its head off and covered up those knees!!
She is so busted. Droopy tits (shoulda kept the implants), big nose, scary assed make up……blerg. If you have actual talent, you don’t need to resort to looking like a cheap Kardashian clone.
Sorry Xtina, you used to be hot but now I’d like for you to crawl back in to your cave and never again see the light of day.
Thanks.
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wasted good looks due to tacky taste. she’s a ten. the hair, and makeup and clothes just ruin her. she has moments tho.
Her money makes her hot to me !!
I would clean her cunt with my tongue, yum..
She always looks beat and desperate – even more so now that you can add irrelevant to it.
Her face looks huge, like she is on her period or something…
She looks ugly with side of ridiculous..
Do women’s faces grow when they are on their periods? I mean stomache bloating-yes, face bloating-uh no.
Um yeahhhhh. My face gets really puffy and bloated when Auntie Flow comes to town.
Kelly Clarkson?
UGLY. AS. FUCK.
why does she wear so much makeup????? gross. no natural beauty
she got a self esteem issue… or an issue of some sort
Ewww, you can see her fake eyelash peeling off in the inner corner of her eye. I think she could look really beautiful if she toned up a bit and dressed a LOT classier… I think she wore that dress because it probably sucks in all her lumps, and for some reason women always feel the need to look extra slutty straight out of a marriage.
And then there is Jorge checking her out in the background…
She’s just ugly, plain and simple. Baaaad extensions, too.
I could care less about her personal life, I just know that she is one hell of an entertainer..she has a great voice and puts on a terrific concert! I’m straight but that doesn’t stop me from being a fan!..but hey..we are all entitled to our opinion, and I love reading all of yours, some of you are so funny..you all make my day!!
what? she sings?
This is the typical one leg forward, hide the hips with hands pose. Kim K is well known for this pose as it hides the leg and hip fat well!
I suspect that she looks vastly different without make up. That notwithstanding, I’d perform cunnilingus on her pretty much whenever she wanted it so long as she never once mentioned The Moleman’s penis has been there first. If she did that, I’d lose my appetite.
That’s my holy triumvirate of body parts that need my mouth…Xtina’s vag, Miley’s nipples, and Jessica Alba’s ass.
why not pick a “vag” that hasn’t passed a baby out and is a stretched out sweatsock now?
Like throwin’ a hot dog down a hallway…
Well I am hoping she’s been doing those Kegel exercises or whatever they are called.
Much improved from recent viewings. Of course you can see that the dresses themselves are one gigantic girdle, probably worn over another girdle. Which was worn over “control top” panties.
A girl’s going to get better action looking like a lipstick lesbian that a sloppy plump dyke. Good lucky with the single life sweetie.
I would have expected her to be wearing a flannel coat or something now that she’s gone les. If not, perhaps the elusive “lipstick lesbian” might actually exist! And not just in the instructional videos I’ve seen…
She looks like Marlon Wayans in “White Chicks” right here.
LMAO
Put a butt crack in that chin and I’d swear it was Brook Hogan.
It’s the perfect mix of Courtney Love and Heidi Montag – that perfectly orchestrated ‘candid’ look that says “I don’t care about anything, except everything that people think about ME!”
I preferred her huge implants to these moderate and droopy ones. She is flat as a board naturally and worse now after the kid–flappy. Moderate sized implants do not make a so-so chick hot; she needs the old ones that were bigger than her head.
I so would.. cos you you know shes gonna be dirty and wanting to bring another girl into the mix!!
This is how I suck up liquids running out of my mouth: pft-pft-pft-pft-pft-pft-pft.
Bleh. Too much cakeup.
she looks like Aubrey O’day in pic 12
When she’s finished applying it, she’s 5 pounds heavier.
Does anybody else think her nose looks strange? Seriously it looks wider at the bottom….
She has an Ecuadorian nose
An Ecuadorian nose lol…um have you seen pictures of her mother. She looks just like her and she’s IRISH and has the same wierd nose. I see her in interviews and think she seems pretty down to earth and she does have a good voice. But even though, I can’t stand her, or should I say the way she presents herself which is looking like trash. She dresses like a 2 dollar hooker everytime you see her. There is nothing beautiful or hot about her. And she has a child. Really, is she that insecure that she needs to dress like that to draw attention to herseld? She looks like a cabbage patch doll. Some men, and women, see breasts hanging out and tight clothing with bleach blonde hair and use the word hot. And don’t blaim it on a stylist. All these celeb retards who need ANOTHER PERSON to tell them what to wear or what type of makeup to put on need to be shot. She looks like a made up clown and if she’s wasn’t famous, if you saw her in the supermarket wearing makeup like that people would be laughing. Anyone who is natually pretty or even thinks they are, would NEVER wear that much makeup. And you have to be blind to not see she STILL HAS IMPLANTS..it’s just a borrible, horrible unnatural looking job.
Why does she always wear the same dress? And her implants are weighing her boobs down, lol.
I have decided I am not going to be mean and say nasty things about stars anymore, they are people with feelings too. Regardless of what anyone may think of her appearance, this woman is seriously talented. God it is hard being nice, my tongue is bleeding from biting back the bitchy comments.