Here’s Christina Aguilera and Kim Kardashian who both wore costumes showcasing their tits, so I’m not even going to come up with something clever to say about that because absolutely none of you will read it. We’re on a tight dick joke ration over here, and you never know when you’ll need one to plug a leak in your basement. (Someone tell Obama to post that to Ready.gov, on the house.)
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Holy blubber Fatman!
KK is a mermaid in an ocean of piss.
Under the pee
Under the pee
Darling it’s better
Down where it’s wetter
Take it from me
Is there some mathematical formula or law of science that states the heavier Aguilera gets, the less clothes she wears?
Indeed. The surface area of a sphere is calculated as Area equals four times Pi times the radius squared, whereas the volume is calculated as Volume equals four-thirds times Pi times the radius cubed. So if she’s deludedly buying the same size clothes, simple mathematics dictates that the rate of growth of the surface area will never keep pace with the increase in volume for any given radius. Behold, the terrible results!
Halloween? This is what Christina wears on any given day
Looks like she tried to squeeze into her old Lady Marmalade costume.
-I have slain the mighty dragon!
-Cool let me fart on his corpse!
Big Breastiest and Fat Assiest.
Kim & Christina need to have a Halloween candy eating contest, to see who can grow out of their costumes the fastest.
What a disgusting slam pig. She looks like she would be sticky and stinky. And that applies to both women. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
She’s Dame Edna?
He must be sturdier than the photos impart.
“It’s going to be fine” screamed Matthew Rutler’s dead eyes as he contemplated the night ahead
What the fuck is she supposed to be? It looks like a swine mated with a pumpkin and created some sort of unholy man-gourde-pig.
Al Gore just had an orgasm…
Of course the little mermaid got peed on, it just happened underwater so you didn’t notice it.
When people are drunk and garbed in an elaborate costume they tend to lose all common sense when cameras are pointed at them.
Gawd I love Halloween.
How embarrasing… who knew they would both choose “Cased Sausage” as their costume.
The stench of vodka and cold bacon was unbearable. Matthew Rutler closed his eyes and tried to picture happy thoughts as the orange gnome who paid his bills swooped in for the kiss. “I better get an extra five bucks for this!”, he thought furiously, holding back his tears.
-Alright, just a little closer, it won’t hurt a bit I promise!
-That’s what you said when you gave me herpes…
Is it just me or is she looking more and more like Mae West?
Bad comparison – since Mae West has been dead for 22 years, I think she’s probably thinner and better looking.
not too mention talented.
The moment had come. His knees buckled under as her toxic fluids entered his mouth. “Now I know why Mario never got it on with Peach” were his last thoughts before losing consciousness
“Um, Mistress Christina? I get that I’m supposed to be a Prince, but why are you dressed as a witch? Am I supposed to kill you?”, he asked hopefully, glowing dollar signs in his eyes?
Didn’t notice Matthew Rutler had his arm around her back. Evidently to prevent her from toppling over as drinking at the Aguilera house starts at 7:36 AM.
“Kiss me or I snap your neck” was the argument that convinced him to go through with it.
Pretty sure the ocean is filled with pee. And by “pretty sure” I mean, I’m making shit up.
There’s always fish and whale pee.
-Maybe if I shake this door around it will clear the stench a bit, what do you think Matt?
-Ugh…
Humpty Dumpty lifts his leg to fart just like regular people!
Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of pure imagination!
Take a look, and you’ll see, into your imagination!
“The doors are open, time to make a break for it”, he thought, but has he stepped onto the porch, Christina’s blubbery steel grip fastened onto his arm. “No so fast”, she purred, “I need you to massage my bunions tonight”.
I thought it was illegal to play with manatee’s.
Translation of Matthew Rutler’s eyes: “You thin you’re having it rough looking at these, I actually have to get in bed with this”
Fact not evident from my comments: I’d actually take Matthew Rutler’s place in a New York Minute. Call me Christina!
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You know that feeling you get at work when you decide “fuck it- it’s not worth the money”? That’s where Matthew is.
I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, but this is the LEAST breastiest I’ve ever seen these two.
Also, I think Fish should set up a page where we can upload our own pics of us dressed up for Halloween.
But knowing most of you pervs, it would just end up a gallery of weiners.
nom nom nom nom
Sir RegretsAlot and Princess JustThrewSomeShitOn
…and one smells like pee, while the other one smells like shit.
I kind of want to see her naked. Not because I *actually* want to see her naked, I’m just completely stumped what the hell is going on under there. She looks bloaty skinny-fat, I can’t tell if she’s wide, or curvy, or just…some sort of science project.
Pig in fishnets? so hot !
I hope he’s not paying her by the pound.
He better not be paying her at all.
There are many things in my life I regret. Things I have said in moments of anger, promises that were broken, simple tasks I ignored in my lethargy that, while trivial to me, were of such importance to others. These regrets weigh deeply on me, and will forever taint my self worth. But nothing I have ever said, done, or left undone has left me with such an overwhelming sense of self loathing as this sad realization…
Would do.
“These are troubling times in the kingdom.”
Oh, I get it! She’s the Burger Queen! I can’t believe nobody’s done that before…
blech, this fat tub off goo just won’t stop.
Oh I get it! Shes reenacting John Candy in drag from Armed and Dangerous.
Her dream “acting” job is pictured.
Crack head with fat thighs ! ! ! ! !
Careful, dude, she’s trying to turn you into a frog.
Kermit, to be specific.
I think she came dressed as Mae North South East West.
This native love is restless…
This native love is restless…
This native love is restless…and I’m just not satisfied
Where’s the buffet?
Where’s the buffet?
Where’s the buffet…I’m just not satisfied.
She should totally be in the next One Piece movie
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I would eat her butthole until my tongue turned brown