Christina Aguilera & Kim Kardashian Tie For ‘Most Breastiest’ Costume

Here’s Christina Aguilera and Kim Kardashian who both wore costumes showcasing their tits, so I’m not even going to come up with something clever to say about that because absolutely none of you will read it. We’re on a tight dick joke ration over here, and you never know when you’ll need one to plug a leak in your basement. (Someone tell Obama to post that to, on the house.)

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