Christina Aguilera is See-throughy and Other News

June 10th, 2010 // 65 Comments

- Danielle Staub claims her sex tape was “stolen” yet hopes it sells more than Kendra’s. Makes perfect sense. [Popeater]

- Hayden Panettiere gets a nickname I wish I thought of first. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lady GaGa gets upstaged by a boob. While buying a wiener! I’m 11. [Dlisted]

- Ashley Greene wants you to see her bra. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Heidi Klum in GQ. [Popoholic]

- Coco just blew Monte Carlo’s mind. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gary Coleman’s last mome- WHY THE FUCK IS SHANNON PRICE SMILING? [IDLYITW]

- Courtney Love just made me quit Facebook. [The Fab Life]

- Nicole Kidman not looking like an emotionless android. [Just Jared]

- Simone Ballack looks like someone we should probably listen to. [Celebslam]

- Renee Zellweger thinks Bradley Cooper wants to be squinted at the rest of his life. [The Blemish]

- Britney Spears finds solace in delicious calories. [PopSugar]

- Anna Paquin basically reveals there’s fluffers on the set of True Blood. [Huffington Post]

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  1. bar room hero

    totally copying Lady Gaga’s “style”

    slag.

    • P-Britty

      And Lady Gaga isn’t stealing her current style from anyone? Have you seen her new video? It had Madonna and Marilyn Manson written all over it! Hollywood is all about stealing style from someone else – its all been done – Lady Gaga is awesome – but nothing new…

    • neko

      they both earn lots of money anyway
      supermodels copy each other more

  2. allie!

    FIRST! booya

  3. Christina is beautiful in these pictures, as she always is! That black form fitting dress is stunning, revealing her natural womanly self in an array of confidence and poise.

    Randal

  4. zoomzoom

    I don’t wanna cartoon myself!!!

  5. moi
    Commented on this photo:

    skank

  6. Taz

    That’s on sexy MILF

  7. Zee Brat

    None of these links work for me. Maybe its Chrome.

  8. cutesy

    None of the links work for me either….
    Ah new technology! but great new design!! sooooo gay!!!!!!

  9. Rhialto

    The debugging already done!? That’s very quick!

  10. boh

    no zee brat, they don’t work for me either and i’m using safari

  11. Zifnab

    OT: In case you missed it, Former Super Maverick John McCain made kissy tweets at Jersey Shore’s Tits McHobbiton.

    http://www.newser.com/story/92072/mccain-snooki-trade-tweets.html

    “– Yesterday’s Awkward Tweet of the Day Award goes to John McCain, who made the world cringe when he started up a Twitter conversation with none other than Jersey Shore’s Snooki…about tanning. “u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!” –”

    So, you know. Put that in your cock and smoke it.

  12. Galtacticus

    It’s a nice minimalistic,clean cut design! But it’s bathing in ‘luxury’ because more than everything is there! Thanks to the new technology ofcourse!

  13. Richport's Ghost

    “Hayden Panettiere gets a nickname I wish I thought of first”

    Pie-faced midget cunt? Yeah, I thought of it first – don’t try to steal my thunder.

  14. Typical

    Another typical slutty display by an American whore. Should I be surprised anymore? You are all dumb, fat, classless, trashy, no-self-respect-having- losers. You wish you could be as desired , classy and smart and modest and kind as Asian women.

    • Fati87

      Spoken like a true flat-ass, no-boob, short-leg, loud-chewing typical Asian woman. I am not American but I assure you – nobody wants to be Asian. There is enough of that shit to go around already ;-)

      • Typical

        You are not American? Congratulations. Too bad you are probably a fat brown greasy Mexican. Or an American junior (Canadian). Maybe a hairy Arab or Indian. Perhaps a slutty European. Or you could be a dumb savage African. You too stupid to be Asiatic. You are probably some fat jealous loser who hates the fact that we have good hair and slim perfect bodies. You jealous of our smarts and success right. You probably are a janitor. If you are a guy you know you secretly want us, and if you are a girl you men want us. Cause you are fat and ugly and slutty.

    • Drew

      “You jealous of our smarts and success right”

      Irony at it’s finest.

      • Typical

        You moron, English is not my first language. I speak Mandarin and Cantonese first. That’s three. How many do you speak dumb American? You probably cant even speak English properly. Let me guess, some negro who says ebonic, or the white and Mexican who copy those savages.

    • Gen

      Can’t you go to some racism site or something? I’m sure there are loads of those around for bitter ugly people who need to blame someone for why their life sucks.

      • Typical

        Shut up slut. I bet you American, I bet you whore yourself out to blacks. I bet you sleep with guys who say high to you. You and all American are whorey trashy classless tramps. I bet your vagina is loose. Mine is tight like most Asians because we are particular with who we date. We have high standards. We do not let everybody in us to stretch it out. Unlike American girls who are known to let everyone in. Guys want tight girls. They want pure and smart and fit girls like me. You probably have a mustache like most American girls. I went to NY once and all the girls look like beasts. No class whatsoever there. Even here in England we are better than the natives. Their men want us. They don’t want ugly British, black, or paki women. Just like how American guys dont want American or black or Mexican sluts. They want us.

      • Gen

        Oh whoops. Got me…

      • Bunny

        OOhhhhhhhhh good! Stinky kimchee girl!!!!

    • Fati87

      Haaaaaahahahahaaaaaa!!! Yeeeah, I am reaaally jealous of you, no-boob, flat-ass, 4-feet-tall, short-crooked-leg figures, your cunt eyes, piglike table manners and smelly asses. You are so sad, I don’t even really feel like trashing you. Go fuck yourself in your tight Chinese ass, than have some kung pow and don’t forget to chew with an open mouth and then burp loudly at the table. Because that’s just how classy you are.

      BTW, just to stick it to you, I am a pretty damn good-looking Russian whose man thinks that Asian women are gross. And one that people can actually understand when she speaks English, at that. ;) LMAO

    • If you hate everybody so much, you are welcome to go back to China to work at a fake designer shoes factory and make 10 dollars a month. I can imagine that America would only be glad to get rid of some of its Chinese population. Stay in your fucking poverty ridden country and be superior. Haha.

    • neko

      yuck. no asian are like you. please do not speak english anymore and just be the nagging bitch to your mirror.

  15. Boogeyman King Dong

    How about a cool name change as well? Da Supaficia.

  16. weenerman
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    I see no see-through

  17. Fati87

    She is my definition of an ugly woman.

  18. Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Not see-throughy enough.

  19. john
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    they re like so ugly eww

  20. john

    they re so uglyyyyyyyy

  21. bunny

    mrs doubtfire

  22. SATAN

    What the fuck is wrong with her face? It’s like she said to her stylist, “I don’t want anyone looking at my awesome titties, so please just make my nose and chin look huge.”

    speakin of titties, though, them’s lookin nice as ever.

  23. Gen

    It’s so depressing that she and Britney used to be the hottest things on the planet back when I was in elementary school and now that I’m in high school they are ugly. On top of this every new popstar is mildly ugly (Gaga, Katy Perry, Kesha). What’s the deal music producers.

  24. FattyFatty2X4

    I’d shank that skank with my plank.
    Or is it, The rain in Spain falls mostly, ah, whatever.
    I’m horned up again, need my meds, toodles.

    • bar room hero

      Yup,
      I’d shag the slag with my ….. um. I don’t have a rhyme

      but I would def be wearing a truck tire, no herp or drip dick for me…

  25. miguelito
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    she has a gut… cum gut?

  26. Aja
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    Nasty skank. Some wife and mom she is.

  27. Andrea
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    Gross. She looks really fucking bad here, and this is coming from someone who used to think she was mildly pretty. She looks beat up and old. Photoshop can do wonders because she looks good in mags but in person? No thanks.

  28. icu

    I would be very willing to unload my cum into her. I can think of worse looking places to cum.
    Just saying.

  29. EuropeanGirl
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    old freak.
    she’s just ridicolous. Somebody need to explain her that she has not the Gaga age (or charisma) nor the Von Teese charm.
    Looks like a dressed up random clerk.

  30. hiya
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks awful ? you re out of your fucking fat jealous mind ! She look gorgeous, 100 % american slut style !!! she s definitely BEAUTIFUL !! Gaga is a fucking ugly thing that needs lots of distractive shit to hide her awful nose and face, at least xtina is gorgeous, sexy and no matter what you say about her, you losers… she s the one earning lots of money ! and you, live on your moma s basement, jealous no life fat asses cunts

  31. i would fucking her everyday for the rest of my life
    Commented on this photo:

    i would lick xtina’s vagina until she had a female ejaculation in my mouth and i would swallow it all in one of her miusic videos.

  32. It's Chou Time

    It’s true that white men crave Asian women. And I am not talking about some statistical compilation amassed by some biased cow-like white woman either. When caucasion men visit our countries they go crazy over us! They tell us how clean and petite we are and how beautiful we are compared to how fat and sloppy their own women are back hom.
    You ladie in the states need to clean up your acts and evolve.

    • neko

      not every asian female look good. plastic surgery is on an all-time high over there! and yes, even some asian need lipo. being petite doesn’t mean to sit still and not exercise.. boring!

  33. Gary

    Wow! Heidi Klum is so much hotter than ugly and cheap Moronda Kerr.

  34. Osaka
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    OMG .. when did she get so ugly?!!

  35. captain america

    be honest: IS AN AMERICAN EVEN ABLE OF LOOKING MORE FAKE?

  36. so vain
    Commented on this photo:

    they are… dare I say……. “normal”.

    It must be so painful to be so beautiful… just look away if it hurts. I hear from the beautiful’s that that helps….

  37. Asian bitches, stop deluding yourselves. No one wants beady black eyes and yellow skin with no tits to speak of. You all look like little boys. Envious stupid wannabes.

    • neko

      maybe there are transsexuals…
      but some (who are in their right mind) are pretty au natural asian people.
      just like in every race there are people who do not spend all of their time with self-hate and bicker about delusional things. those prideful asians here speak like angry gays… or at least a wife beater.. whack! go soak yourselves in cold water!

  38. Jasmin
    Commented on this photo:

    I really like Christina… I totally respect her art and talent…

    BUT…

    OMG… she has CANKLES!!!

    AND HER BOOBS ARE MIDWAY DOWN HER CHEST! She did just have a baby (“just” is a loose term I guess) so that’s cool and all, but still.

    Woah!!

  39. Commented on this photo:

    See through, really?

  40. Happy

    Check out all the orbs around her in the first few pics.

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