Here’s Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards Sunday night, and there’s no way you can tell me that headline isn’t responsible journalism. Christ, not even Britney Spears let herself go this much and she stores fried chicken in her pillows for the winter. Which is why I’m starting to think somebody tagged along for a doctor’s visit one day, noticed what he thought was his unborn child missing the rudimentary burrowing appendages and immediately filed for divorce. How he hasn’t sought revenge by collapsing Hollywood into a sinkhole yet is beyond me. I just assumed the Mole Clan of Tunnel 7 were a proud and noble tribe, but I guess they’ll let a woman walk over them without putting up a fight. Pfft. You’ll never enslave the surface with that attitude. I’ll tell you that right there.
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looks like a poor mans cross dresser…
I miss the “Dirrty” Xtina…
On another note, strawberry ice cream shouldn’t be used as homemade prozac
All things considered, I don’t think she’s fat at all — but she IS fatter than I’m used to seeing her. Not to be mean, but I think she was hotter when she was thinner. And, also not to be mean, but she’s just not fit enough to pull off that outfit.
Because she isn’t a tall woman, even if her weight falls into completely normal ranges, she will still look pudgy unless she’s on the really thin side.
Having said all that, her voice is irritating as Hell and I never liked her music.
this. she’s definitely much heavier than usual (heavier than she was in the pictures just posted a few weeks ago) but I still wouldn’t call her fat. chubby, flabby, yes, horrifically obese, no.
She should not have worn that outfit. She is just too damn thick for it.
If a person has talent – such as an amazing voice – they can be forgiven for looking less than their best. Especially when going thru terrible personal dramas like a divorce & possible child custody troubles.
She has a movie to plug & lawyers to pay. Good luck X-tina. Suggest you cover up the thighs & upper arms in the meantime.
why is that then? Another potential stalkee for the future?
rudimentary burrowing appendages FTW
Um… Christina? Maybe you want a celery stick instead of some turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?
Well that ain’t the body that’s in the press photos for Burlesque. So she’s either hitting Ben and Jerry real hard, or ………
…or Ben or Jerry been hitting that… Zoinks.
In related news, Pork Belly futures soared today on the NASDAQ….
My blow up doll looks like this when I put a little too much air in it!
I think she just looks hefty, like she had a kid and hasnt lost the weight. I dont think she looks preggo fish, nope, sorry.
Haha you know, when I first looked at this from the tits up, I was like she looks pretty decent, what’s everyone talking about?
…then I scrolled down and was like OH SHIT!
Deceptive bitch.
Christina,
If you want a body like that, fine.
Just don’t try to sell sex appeal with it and expect not to be criticized.
….You swine are fantastically, deliciously cruel, keep up the good devil’s work.
At first glance I thought she was Jessica Simpson…”Dear God” these chicks are barely into their 30′s, can’t they put down the turkey leg and slim up for the sake of teenage masturbation? or even middle-age masturbation?…WTF!
At first glance I thought she was Jessica Simpson…”Dear God” these chicks are barely into their 30’s, can’t they put down the turkey leg and slim up for the sake of teenage masturbation? or even middle-age masturbation?…WTF!
You guys do realize that Marilyn Monroe was BIGGER than this, right? So odd how sticks are thought to be the most beautiful women now, but all throughout history curvy women have been thought of as the most prized. How ironic, how a Burger King-loving society thinks THIS Christina Aguilera is fat.
Maybe Marylin Monroe was bigger, but at least she wasn’t shaped like a soda can.
Hahahaha. Awesome.
You always here people say Marily was a size 9 or 10 but sizing was smaller back then. A size 9 is bigger now than it was when Marilyn Monroe was around due to vanity sizing
Marilyn Monroe had a figure. She had shape. She wasn’t fat around the waist.
Why is it fat chicks always bring up Marilyn Monroe? Guess what, in the 1800′s and 1700′s big women were thought to be beautiful. In the 1800′s and 1700′s they thought cocaine was good for you and didn’t bathe or shower!!!
Christina is fat around the waist because she had a child…Marilyn never did. Having children completely changes your body, and most women get the round belly when they gain a little weight.
Sorry fatties, but Marilyn’s “size 8″ is equivalent to a size 4 now.
http://www.justsaywhen.com/Vintage-101-Sizing.htm
I’d bang a size 4 now, so I’m sure I’d bang a size 8 then. I won’t, however, bang Xtina and her jiggly bellyfat.
Chistina was like a size 2 when she made the video for Not Myself Tonight in April. No belly…super skinny. so her having a child has nothing to do with it.
JesseJimmy, way to miss the point entirely. reading comprehension isn’t your area of expertise – we’ve got it.
molly, way to miss the point entirely on the Reply button. Your comment makes lots of sense orphaned down here. Apparently, internet comprehension isn’t your area of experties — we’ve got it.
you’re clever eh? wow an attack on not pressing a reply button – scathing. won’t fuck with you next time around, you’re wit is unmatched.
Apparently now that she’s done with Mole Man, she wants to be the Bride of Frankenstein.
I think what happened is that her weekly spa day turned into a spaghetti day.
The goddamn spaghetti is still in my purse!
why does she think she looks good?
Because shes a conceited, arrogant, cunt.
I could not agree more. I met her at a meet and greet and she was the biggest cunt I’ve ever met.
Sure looks pregnanty to me. Check out pictures of her from less than 6 months ago (on the Today show in June). She’s gained every where, including her face. You don’t gain like that in 6 months by eating – unless you haven’t gotten off the couch in 6 months.
funny!
I thought this was that woman dancing on Steel Magnolias.
That jew she was married to fattened her up. Jews do that you know.. I decided.
She’s not fat. She’s definitely larger that she used to be. Either she’s expecting and has yet to disclose it or she got hungry and ate. She’ll get the weight off. It’s really not that serious.
agreed. you can only diet for so long before you say fuck it and enjoy some real food.
She’s one of these chicks who think working out is beneath them. She never h ad any tone and she gas bow legs with no calf muscle at all.
Christina, you’ve been self important, rude bitch to everyone around you for over a decade….now they all get to take a bite out of your ass on the way down. It’s gonna be fun to watch.
That’s called Pill Bloat. They’re keeping her drugged up like Bristol.
As I read all of these comments, I thought it could be pills. I was a size 3 before kids, and after having two of them, I was only a size 4. Just went from junior sizes to women’s. At 32, I looked better than I had in my life thanks to high metabolism. I was lucky. But, your body does change. Went through a rough patch and pills put 40 pounds on me in less than six months, and I was actually eating less. Thankfully, it is all gone now, and I now weigh less than before I got married and had kids. It came off healthy and slow over about 5 months. Maybe that is her problem, and maybe not. But, I have a feeling this is just her true natural body. She is no longer starving herself to stay thin, and having a baby definitely changes a woman’s shape, so…
I guess we will just have to wait and see.
She’s starting to really look like her mother or Snooki. If she is pregnant, it’ll probably be her 3rd time. I’m not buying that her brother is her brother at all. He looks just like her and Ecuadorian and he is 16 yrs. younger than her. Hmmm.
Wow I go to the gym and bust my ass and keep in shape, was in the military at 18 and took pride in my physical strength and ability now at 31 just 5 months ago gave birth to my first baby and will get my ass back when I’m damn well ready. I’ve paid my dues mother fuckers! LOL GOOOO Christina work that fat ass! She has more than paid her dues entertaining everyone including the troops. Honestly not her biggest fan but LOL You skinny dick assholes here need to get the fuck over it ahahaha she still has more money…HA!
WORD
hell yeah
I love the comments “I wouldn’t fuck her”.
Dudes, she wouldn’t fuck any of you and your beer guts. She’s rich. Fat or not she’ll never have to settles for a cruel, unemployed loser on the internet.
Ahahha so true.
You know they would fuck her in an instant !
Even though she appears to be morbidly obese, she is still a great singer and star! I think we can all agree that I Alvin Steffey would look better in that outfit!
Regardless, I am proud to be from Souwestern PA, where she is from.
A long time ago when she was just a teenager and I was working at Elbys in Westmoreland Mall, she came in with her mother and as I was clearing their table she told be I have gorgeous blue eyes and that she could look into them for hours. I told her that I am a glamorous ice skate and she replied that she could skate into my gorgeous eyes and live there forever!
True story!
You’re a glamorous ice skate? How do you type on the keyboard?? (Though I have no doubt at all that you would look better in that outfit.)
What is the big deal? So she gained weight, she’ll lose it again. It keeps her in the news. She’ll be on the cover of some shitty mag (like People or In Touch) in a few months talking about her “makeover”. It’s so predictable.
those extra pounds looks great on her! So curvy and voluptuous
Um only about 1/5th of these 25 photos are “bad” or “unflattering.” I bet she still looks better than the majority of you all shit talking her.
God forbid anyone of these now women greow into there bodies and start to look exactly the way they should like “WOMEN” all the men on here sound like imature little turds i mean seriously is ur whole life gonna fall apart bcuz a hot star is all grown up and ur sick little fantasy is no longer there its not like anyone of your pervs had a chance with Christina or Britney shit im sure you men that are talking shit are not all that easy on the eyes urselves so i suggest you go look in the mirror and then those without faults throw the first stone seriously
God forbid anyone of these now women grew into there bodies and start to look exactly the way they should look like “WOMEN” all the men on here sound like immature little turds i mean seriously is ur whole life gonna fall apart bcuz a hot star is all grown up and ur sick little fantasy is no longer there its not like anyone of your pervs had a chance with Christina or Britney shit im sure you men that are talking shit are not all that easy on the eyes urselves so i suggest you go look in the mirror and then those without faults throw the first stone seriously
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i added a heart to that but the dumb site can’t hadle it
*handle
I DISTINCTLY remember years ago when Xtina stated how fat Brittany was (after having her kids and after that actually), and I remember thinking aw, girl you betta watch that mouth. See what happens? She had to eat those words. Words are so powerful, aren’t they.
Mmmm… yummy, yummy words. With syrup… om nom nom nom.
JUICY !!!!
Pathetic…..gross & FAT!!!!
Just watching her NOW on Conan, definitely looks like a baby bump, but WHOS IS IT AGAIN??
damn i missed it. i’m sure it’ll be on here very soon! and i will continue to defend her!
helllllo man-face on the left
her lipstick must be hamburger-flavored
why are you guys so sure she has gained specifially 30 pounds? She hasnt been 100 pounds in like 8 years since after Dirrty came out. And she doesn’t look anymore than 125pounds, which isn’t very near slightly overweight anyway for a 5’2er.
I estimate maybe 15 pounds in a year?
agreed.
What ?\
Let her be plump
I don’t understand why people can’t be plump at times. Whenever people go through hardship it is expressed in some way. Or shes enjoying her free time. No one bother beyonce– I get it shes black so its racist to bother the black girl, but the white girl can’t
Joe, it has NOTHNG to do with any damn racism!! That bitch is FAT, plain and simple. Beyonce’s name shouldn’t even be associated with that cow!
JOE STFU! CHUBBY CHASER!
She has always fluctuated! Look at her in some of her concert pictures when she had dark hair years ago! She’s always up and down. People just don’t notice cause she hasn’t been in the limelight for a while! She’s bound to put some on during a divorce too! It’s mow down time!
Jeez, she’s probably still a size 6 people! That’s not fat- just average; infact BELOW average in America. All the people bashing her are probably the same size if not bigger. Like she gives a s*** anyways, she’s rich AND (even though I don’t like her singing) she CAN sing unlike Beiber. Did you hear the voice crack??
shut the fuck up please, stop defending a person who doesn’t need your words of fucking idiocy. She’s an attention whore with millions…..why the fuck do you even care? So you’re fat or you’re skinny, great, now go make you boyfriend a sandwhich or blow him, or both. Either way what you say about this whore means nothing to people.
Still trying to one-up Britney after all these years.