Christina Aguilera is Pregnant

November 22nd, 2010 // 203 Comments

Here’s Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards Sunday night, and there’s no way you can tell me that headline isn’t responsible journalism. Christ, not even Britney Spears let herself go this much and she stores fried chicken in her pillows for the winter. Which is why I’m starting to think somebody tagged along for a doctor’s visit one day, noticed what he thought was his unborn child missing the rudimentary burrowing appendages and immediately filed for divorce. How he hasn’t sought revenge by collapsing Hollywood into a sinkhole yet is beyond me. I just assumed the Mole Clan of Tunnel 7 were a proud and noble tribe, but I guess they’ll let a woman walk over them without putting up a fight. Pfft. You’ll never enslave the surface with that attitude. I’ll tell you that right there.

Photos: Getty, WireImage

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  1. Puddin' Taine

    Hmmm, needs more work on getting that baby fat off

    • Randal

      Christina, you have remained a strong and vibrant woman throughout the years with an incredible singing voice and a stage presence unmatched by many of the top performers of today. It is never easy for a woman’s body to “bounce back” following a pregnancy, and now with a pending divorce I commend you for your strength and vigor.

      Having suffered through obesity myself, I understand the extreme measures one must take in order to achieve popularity and success. I fully support you in your journey as you shed the excess fat so that you may once again be a role model to young girls seeking true perfection.

      Yours truly,

      Randal

    • Johnny Cage

      I’d still hit it as this will only make her boobs bigger. Remember when she was on Ellen a few years back?

  2. leisa

    Christina is the new SNOOKI

  3. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Dic Mon
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    Chooo! Choo!

  4. kaylia

    look at that chubs… she got the baby fat off and was looking normal jut a couple of months ago… either she is knocked up or is not taking the divorce well…

    • qwerty

      She only got skinny to get into Burlesque costumes. Before they started shooting the film she was actually quite close to her current weight.

  5. Christ

    Geezus. She’s a squat little toad now with disgusting flabby thighs & a gut; what a fat pig…

  6. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Emilay
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    Where the hell did her ass go???

  7. Bob

    You’re disgusting.

  8. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Emilay
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    BAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Thank you.

  9. Randi

    Methinks someone is an emotional eater.

  10. icu

    at one point I would have eaten spaghetti out of this chicks ass…WTF happened?

  11. Wow

    What the hell! my eyes-my eyes! she blow up like a balloon. She is hideous.

  12. Holy shit

    WTF happened? She was hot as fuck months ago. She’s not pregnant, she’s not fat in the right places to be knocked up, she’s just fat. And why does it look like she’s wearing an adult diaper?

  13. Maybe she’s just a fatass now, or had a big lunch before going on stage.

    *Shugs*

    Either way, who gives a shit?

  14. Fuckin’ lolz @ icu.

  15. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Cornelius37
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    It appears that the Kelly Osbourne/Christina Aguilera head transplant was an astounding success.

  16. Anon

    Fat? You guys are crazy. Granted; She doesn’t have the most attractive face in the business, but she’s far from a “fat pig”.

    I personally find her thighs pretty hot here :P

    • Said the chubby chaser. If you like her body, you should hang out at the All you Can Eat Golden Corral in your area. Lot’s of ‘Christinas’ there.

      • Grace

        I seriously doubt she gained the weight at an all you can eat bar. More likely she’s eating “normally” for the first time in 10 years (minus her pregnancy).
        She’s got the genetics in her family to be over weight, and when you starve yourself the way she most likely did, your body goes into hyper drive on the weight gain and storage when a person begins to eat within their normal calorie range again. It’s a survival mode the body uses. Yeah, she’s chunked up a little, but she’s definitely not a pig. We become so accustomed to anxorexic twigs being considered the apex of beauty, it’s quite sad that a person this side is considered morbidly obese by so many…..and we wonder why so many young girls and women are fighting body image disorders.

      • cm

        Seriously couldn’t have said it better myself. This shit pisses me off. You know it’s all men saying this shit. Fucking pigs. I bet they are all fat asses themselves.

      • Paloma

        Grace that was very well written and your words are extremely important for our youth to see and hopefully take to heart. I applaud and thank you. Sadly, our societal obsession with materialism (e.g. fashion) and celebrity has taken a strong hold on the bodies and soles of the women and youth in our country. Unfortunately, people making derogatory statements about people they perceive to be fat (again, the unhealthy obsession with the superficial) are so clearly ignorant of their own psychological manipulation and conditioning that has taken place in their lives over the years from an early age. Those ignorant people will read this post and say I must just be fat and ugly and I must hate myself because I don’t think Christina Aguilera is fat too. I wouldn’t expect any other response from someone of that mindset. They don’t realize how damaging their words really are. If people didn’t have such a warped sense of reality plastic surgery wouldn’t be so popular. People are born the way they are intended to look and in my opinion surgery rarely enhances ones appearance. Many people cannot stop with just one procedure because society tells them they aren’t good enough so they are always chasing after perfection which doesn’t exist.

        In this economy if you want to be financially secure become a psychologist because you will have plenty of business to fatten up your retirement fund. That’s where all of the job security is.

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    Wow
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    first ?

  18. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Cornelius37
    Commented on this photo:

    It appears that the Christina Aguilera/Kelly Osbourne head transplant was an astounding success.

  19. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    It would appear that the Christina Aguilera/Kelly Osbourne head transplant was a success.

  20. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    jessi
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    This has to the the most suggestive photo ever. I can’t help but laugh :)

  21. It appears that the Christina Aguilera/Kelly Osbourne head transplant was a success

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    Savannah
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    It’s about time. I started noticing her gaining weight around the time the divorce started, then in the pictures of her receiving her star last week she looked a shit load heavier and I’ve been wondering why none of the gossip columnists were saying anything.

  23. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Melissa
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    when did kristen bell become a backup dancer?

  24. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Melissa
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    Watch out, she’s hungry again!

  25. Yuck

    Uh, Anon (November 22, 2010 at 3:42 am), she’s a chunky little fat pig. She’s worse than slutney spears at the VMA’s. Chicks like her who are carrying an extra 30 lbs shouldn’t get stripped down like that; shows she’s got a wierd self image of herself…

  26. kaili

    Suprize!!!! She is a human!

    • Whatever ! Go watch a Lifetime movie !

    • MrsEllis

      No she’s not. She’s a pop star. And a pop star’s job is to be hot. That is all. They don’t have to sing, they don’t have to write songs, they don’t have to understand music, they don’t have to design sets, they don’t have to sew costumes. All they have to do is be hot. If they are not, they should simply stop performing.

      • Nina

        @MrsEllis…LMAO. You’re completely right!

      • cm

        MrsEllis you’re an idiot. She may be a pop star but she doesn’t need to rely on her looks. Now talentless bitches like Britney do so that they can distract people from the fact that they can’t actually sing. Christina will always be an amazing singer no matter how skinny or normal (not fat) looking she is.

  27. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    RATA
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    What the fuck happened to her?? she used to be so fit… STILL Fat Christina looks a thousand times better than Fat Britney. There’s no point of comparison…

  28. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Ho.Lee.Shit
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    Lady GaGa isn’t the only one that can grow a FUPA…I’ll show her!

  29. wim

    psst: PLEASE WELCOME A NEW MONGOL IN TOWN.

  30. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Melissa
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    This impression of a blow-up doll was obviously a failed attempt at distracting us from the continuously growing FUPA.

  31. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Ismoss
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    What she’s done to herself is criminal

  32. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Sarita
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    What the FUCK is up with her tongue? Deficiency, much? That’s not a natural hue.

  33. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    xicobionico
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    she looks so pretty..i hope she is pregnant..another baby would be great!

  34. self-righteous redneck too

    I agree with Onan, er, Anon. Always prefer a real woman with some weak spots or a little too much oin her to one of those ridiculuously slim no-brain-dolls, who end up cutting their wrist because they gaines half a pund and find no joy in life.

    • Hello

      “Enjoying life”? You wouldn’t rather date a woman who keeps herself in shape than some fatass who lets herself go and doesn’t care enough about her body to treat it properly?

      • oh yeah

        i’d rather date a chick that will go out for a burger and beer with me and not start crying about how she shouldn’t have eaten it and will need to work out 3x as much the next day.

    • GravyLeg

      @Oh Yeah – Just tell them you will bang the fat off of them.

  35. jojo

    “…thicker…”

  36. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Brooke
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    The dude on the right is prettier than she is. At least, I think that tuft of underarm hair belongs to a dude…

  37. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Brooke
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    Whoa thar.

  38. Cock Dr

    That is not a pregnancy.
    That is the work of cheeseburgers. And beer. And post-breakup chocolate.
    And maybe having sex with the trainer instead of working out in the gym.

  39. Another of life’s cruel joke. They rarely look as good after the kid as what made you want to nail them to make the kid in the first place. I watch the “Dirty” video now and weep.

  40. Christina Aguilera at the American Music Awards
    Zipit Bizzle
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    when did RuPaul change its name?

  41. Sledman

    Looks like she had a major blowout after the baby. It happens to some women, just usually not those that have the time and money for trainers and chefs. I agree she has a “Snookie” type figure (just not as bad … yet), thin legs and arms but big stomach and a gunt. She actually reminds me of your typical 30 something bar fly. You know, the one that used to be hot before 3 kids from 3 different men. Now squeezes into those old “Clubbing” outfits and still thinks she looks good. On the upside they are real easy to bang, only more of a “Catch and Release” then trophy quality.

  42. DianeZee

    You guys live in an unreality when it comes to what is considered “fat.” Christina just got out of a nasty divorce; she probably eats when she’s stressed, so maybe she gained 10 pounds. Wow, she’s a blimp. You should look so good.

    • JesseJimmy

      10 pounds? 10 POUNDS? If she’s gained 10 pounds, then you’re only 20 pounds overweight.

    • 10 pounds???? Oh please!!! That is NOT a 10 pound weight gain. Maybe in her right earlobe. Sow (I meant to keep the W there) what you are saying is it’s ok for any woman to gain 30 pounds after they have something happen in their lives??? Like when I date a woman who is 120 pounds but after I put a ring on her fingers she goes up to 140, then after the marrage she’s at 150? Please …

      People go through shit every day of their lives. Many MANY people have kids, have divorces, lose family members and DON’T resort to expanding their waistlines for comfort. The only way people learn to deal with their issues is to face them and be honest with themselves. It’s why so many people cannot lose weight. They have scapegoats everywhere. “There’s too much stress in my life”, “I have no time to exercise and eat right”, “Fast Food is unhealthy it’s their fault”. Bullshit. If fast food is unhealthy don’t EAT FAST FOOD. You don’t have time to exercise but you have time to call your friends and whine about how miserable your life is. Exercise is an amazing stress reliever, should try it sometime. Everyone has excuses, like bellybuttons. You want to lose weight? Admit that you cannot stop feeding your fat ass, stop feeling sorry for yourself, get off the couch and lose the weight the hard way and the right way. Not by dieting, but by Exercising and limiting your intake!!!

      Damn now I’m all angry and crap … I should go have a cheeseburger to make me feel better.

      • molly

        oh my God, people. WOMEN GAIN WEIGHT AS THEY AGE! i don’t mean that’s christina’s excuse, but christ. your woman will not have the same body at 40 as she did when you fucking married her. neither will you. get the fuck over it.

      • JesseJimmy

        Apparently, Xtina aged a lot in the last year. Like 30 pounds of “aging”

        And bullshit on putting on weight being caused only by aging. It’s caused by “eating” not “aging”

      • Gigi

        On a girl her size, short and petite, a 10lb weigh can easily make that much difference.

  43. GravyLeg

    Wow… She looks like a truck stop hooker…
    Marriage and birthing kills another fine body…

  44. yuk! not even a pretty fatty

  45. If I had a dollar for every time a latina got fat, I could buy dingle balls for my low rider.

  46. ThatBitchFromTheGym

    Someone needs to tell her the fake blonde look only works on skinny girls…which is a group she is very far from belonging to.

    No excuses, Xtina. Get back in the gym or out of our lives!

  47. cm

    She is a woman. Her weight fluctuates. It happens to most of us. She is beautiful and extremely talented clearly thats not enough for most of you. I’m disappointed that her performance was a little crappy but she never sounds bad.

    • Gigi

      That is not a weight fluctuation. And if her singing sucked too, which is what to alluded to, what’s left to watch or listen to?

    • More excuses. She’s a woman so her weight can fluctuate by 30 pounds at any one time. 5 pounds I can see, water retainment and stuff … she’s retaining a swimming pool if that’s water.

      • molly

        and 2 months from now she’ll be back to skinny. in which cause, who gives a fuck if she gained in the first place if she’s willing to work it off later?

      • yeeeeea. Point is, you keep making excuses for weight gain without pointing out the reasons why she gained the weight. She sat and she ATE. She didn’t age over the past year. Agreed, a woman of 40 will not look like she did when she is 20 but does that mean she should also just say fuck it and allow herself to gain 40 pounds? Cop out. If you have kids, you will get stretch marks and gain some weight. No doubt about that, and I’m not being sarcastic on that point. However, having a kid or two does not give the green light for a woman to gain 40 pounds a kid and say it was all baby fat. Bullshit. It’s Bonbon and burger fat.

        Now, if you don’t care about how you look and can accept that extra weight then good for you. If, however, you are trying to portray a sexy burlesque dancer and if your career is based in large part to your looks and you end up with a figure that is more orca than orchid then you should care. In addition, if you gain the 30 or 40 pounds and then wonder why men don’t come up to you as often or your Husband/Boyfriend isn’t as affectionate to you, maybe you should look in the mirror and figure out why … instead of telling everyone they should accept the ‘New Bigger Better You’.

    • Alexandra

      Dante, you seem so obsessed with getting your point across about how awful it is to be fat, especially for those who have to SHARE space with said fat person. I have to wonder why- are you fat? Do you have serious hatred of yourself because of it? Or were you dumped by a fat person because your personality stinks? Is your mama fat and you’re ticked off because your friends made fun of her?

      I’ve had many fat friends and many skinny friends. I would spend time with several kind fat people before I would EVER spend time with someone like you.

      • cm

        Dante lets see a pic please. I bet you are old, ugly, and actually fucking fat yourself. You probably can’t get a woman (or an attractive one) and possibly take this anger out on these beautiful curvy celebrities who you really just wish you could fuck.

  48. Elroy

    Denny’s grandslam breakfasts are dangeiuas

  49. JesseJimmy

    I thought my widescreen TV had stretched that video. Apparently not.

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